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  • Hitoshi
    Professor of Engrish
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 446

    #46
    Re: Explain of easter please

    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    How freaking thick are you?
    two peep thick. seven and half peep long.


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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #47
      Re: Explain of easter please

      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
      two peep thick. seven and half peep long.


      Mmmmm, I love peeps! Every time I pop one in my mouth it makes me want to do a little happy dance!
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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #48
        Re: Explain of easter please

        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
        two peep thick. seven and half peep long.



        I don't do marshmallows.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #49
          Re: Explain of easter please

          What is the capacity of the jar the jellybeans are in? I want to make a really good guess.
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          • Miss Maisie
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            • Jul 2007
            • 1189

            #50
            Re: Explain of easter please

            Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
            I don't do marshmallows.
            Is that so, sugar? I heard that you and your bunny worshipping coven, y'all will 'do' just about anything else, why not marshmallows?
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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #51
              Re: Explain of easter please

              Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
              Is that so, sugar? I heard that you and your bunny worshipping coven, y'all will 'do' just about anything else, why not marshmallows?

              Just goes to show that you have no idea what you're talking about.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • JennyD
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                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #52
                Re: Explain of easter please

                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                What is the capacity of the jar the jellybeans are in? I want to make a really good guess.
                Pssst, I bet it's more than 2 and less than 1823.
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                • Miss Hikari
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2007
                  • 372

                  #53
                  Re: Explain of easter please

                  I vote 2539.2... exactly.

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                  • One-eyed Jack
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                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 1092

                    #54
                    Re: Explain of easter please

                    DancesWithJoey, I am starting to feel really sad each time I read your posts. Even silly marshmallow peeps don't move your prose to dance with joy.

                    REJOICE! For as the daffodils rise from the corm and the parfum of daphne comes stealthily wafting like comical communists through the night, hordes of fubsy silly PEEPS are creeping across the commons. REJOICE! There is strong ale in the bottle, and dogs chasing foulmouthed squirrels (you can tell when squirrels cuss because their tails jerk), and song sparrers doing the court-and-spark....

                    REJOICE! and quit being such a fusterbuster. You're smarter than that.

                    ~~ OEJ

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
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                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #55
                      Re: Explain of easter please

                      Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                      DancesWithJoey, I am starting to feel really sad each time I read your posts. Even silly marshmallow peeps don't move your prose to dance with joy.

                      REJOICE! For as the daffodils rise from the corm and the parfum of daphne comes stealthily wafting like comical communists through the night, hordes of fubsy silly PEEPS are creeping across the commons. REJOICE! There is strong ale in the bottle, and dogs chasing foulmouthed squirrels (you can tell when squirrels cuss because their tails jerk), and song sparrers doing the court-and-spark....

                      REJOICE! and quit being such a fusterbuster. You're smarter than that.

                      ~~ OEJ

                      Jack,
                      I love daffodils - I have some in my yard, in fact. And I like ale (stout is my favorite - the darker the better). I enjoy watching my dog chase squirrels - lucky for them, he can't climb trees. I derive hours of pleasure watching the birds at the feeder in my back yard.
                      I just don't like marshamllows - they're too sweet, and I don't like the way they feel in my mouth.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #56
                        Re: Explain of easter please

                        I don't know why, but for some reason this bunny reminds me of Shitoshi and his Easter thread.
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                        • SUV
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                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #57
                          Re: Explain of easter please

                          My GOD, Sister Talitha, such Angry Eyes doth He!



                          Probably Hitonme has displeased Him with all this Homer! bunny-fluff

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #58
                            Re: Explain of easter please

                            Originally posted by SUV View Post
                            Probably Hitonme has displeased Him with all this Homer! bunny-fluff
                            Sister, is that why Fabio is so angry?
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                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
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                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9384

                              #59
                              Re: Explain of easter please

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              I don't know why, but for some reason this bunny reminds me of Shitoshi and his Easter thread.
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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
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                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #60
                                Re: Explain of easter please

                                Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                                I vote 2539.2... exactly.
                                Did you just say you think there's over 25000 Belgian jellybeans in that thing?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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