[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

Dear Bethany, this is what happens to people who use that devil weed, marijooanna. They lose the ability to communicate and to function in real society as well as becoming homers. I'm sure that our poor 'friend' here (who is destined to spend the rest of its days after it dies in the fire and brimstone that Satan has in store for it,) was once a pleasant enough human being, even though it had the weakness that Satan exploited. It is so sad to see that deterioration in what used to be someone made in God's image. This is why we must remain ever vigilant against Satan's efforts to penetrate our souls.

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

idk what kind of bake offs you religious people have but back around where I live ours involve a whole lotta fat blunts *lights up in the middle of congregation* aw yeah that's some dank kush right there any a you wanna smoke some grass

Please learn how to type a proper sentence. This is a Godly forum and we must show respect for our Lord. Proper sentences are a sign of respect.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

What [a] truly wonderful creation..

Thank you, I spent some time on it.

[Skyfall]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

What truly wonderful creations

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

A dove? That? I always knew that those wops are crazy have no eye for fine arts

You haven't been to that Swiss site yet. The link didn't work, but there's someone here who was able to hack the thing and, is this the Euro-Easter of today? look what came up

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

to represent a dove in flight.

A dove? That? I always knew that those wops are crazy have no eye for fine arts

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

I prefer yours, Eva. The other one, though a good shape, has what I'd describe as the Chernobyl effect. Cakes shouldn't glow in the dark, should they - unless the candles are lit.

Thank you, and you are quite right. The other one actually looks toxic - perhaps it's best to keep it simple

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

I prefer yours, Eva. The other one, though a good shape, has what I'd describe as the Chernobyl effect. Cakes shouldn't glow in the dark, should they - unless the candles are lit.

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

It looks delicious and hardly green at all. What is interesting is how much it reminds me of the Italian Easter cake called the Colomba, which is supposed to represent a dove in flight.

Who would have thought that two such different cultures could come up with such similar cakes!

Yes how very, very odd indeed!!
Mind you.. My cake was a bit off to start with - this was what i was going for


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[Attila's Wife]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

Oh, well I'm sure pleased that it meets the right standard... somewhat anyway.

It looks delicious and hardly green at all. What is interesting is how much it reminds me of the Italian Easter cake called the Colomba, which is supposed to represent a dove in flight.



Who would have thought that two such different cultures could come up with such similar cakes!

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

I have got my technical advisor, who happens to be here this evening, to scan your pastry (I don't know the Swedish name for it) and the amount of green is quite low, I am told.

Sometimes there are green bits. Cakes shouldn't be green.

Oh, well I'm sure pleased that it meets the right standard... somewhat anyway.

I think the right name for it in danish, would be a "korskage", if anyone would care, but never mind my silly language

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

You have checked a-what-now?

I have got my technical advisor, who happens to be here this evening, to scan your pastry (I don't know the Swedish name for it) and the amount of green is quite low, I am told.

Sometimes there are green bits. Cakes shouldn't be green.

@ Naomi Ruth Lamb - please do not chop up the toadstools, just send them around whole and I can dispose of them appropriately, thanks

[Eva_Christensen]

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Thank you for confirming that.

I know you'll understand how we need to be alert given some of the "ingredients" around nowadays..

Yes of course I have noticed that baking a cake in accordance with the true message of easter, can be quite difficult at times...

I've checked your ..er ..what do you call it? ..and was happy to see it seemed to be more-or-less the right colour.

Do forgive me - again I'm having language trubbles (I do hope you will bear with me) You have checked a-what-now?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Easter Bake Off!

That would explain a lot. One can only pray that too many of the former do not lead to a "tragic" accident with the latter, as I am sure you would all miss her.

Yes, it's amazing what some people will do with toadstools. Especially after that absinthe "mishap" not too many years ago

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[Attila's Wife]

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That looks like ½ dozen Amanita muscaria (and 1 death cap) with the cake thing.

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That would explain a lot. One can only pray that too many of the former do not lead to a "tragic" accident with the latter, as I am sure you would all miss her.