[BaptistBethany]

Re: Female "Bishop" Arrested For Hit And Run

Personally, I don't believe women should be allowed to drive for just that reason - they're far too emotional and irrational.

You are so right - she should not be allowed to drive! I mean, if a bunch of people on bikes can catch up with an SUV (as stated in the story), how good of a driver can you be??? Was she driving 5 mph???

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Female "Bishop" Arrested For Hit And Run

When I saw the bike, I wondered if he was a circus clown or even a dwarf. If so then perhaps God was acting with His usual efficiency, wiping out one abomination while at the same time disgracing another (the false bishopette).

Dear Joanna, Several people have commented that this man might have been a dwarf, due to the picture of the bicycle he was riding. Maybe you all are correct. The Associated Press has not released a picture of this man yet, so we don't know. But that would make perfect sense. He was probably an evel (evil) dwarf and pedophile. And, like you suggested, he could have dressed as a clown to attract young boys. Sick perverted heathen! Oh well, he's burning in hell now. So we can all Praise Jesus!

[Mrs. Isaac Peters]

Re: Female "Bishop" Arrested For Hit And Run

Personally, I don't believe women should be allowed to drive for just that reason - they're far too emotional and irrational.

You're so right, dear. Our female brains can't handle the complexities of driving. That's what chauffeurs and delivery services are for.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Female "Bishop" Arrested For Hit And Run

No, he was 41. And yes, I agree that at 41 year old man shouldn't be riding a bike that looks like that. But the sad truth is that he was, indeed, riding that Evel (Evil) bike. Perhaps he was a Pedophile, which makes actually makes more sense as to why God would smite him.

Bicycles are for fags. A True Christian™ wouldn't be caught dead on one...

[Godless Italian]

Re: Female "Bishop" Arrested For Hit And Run

Brothers in Christ, I rest my case. The fact that so many false Christian devil churches like the Episcopalians allow female "pastors" to lead their flock of blasphemers just proves the point I have been making from my pulpit for years: Satan is working hard to rule the world.

I am so glad the LORD God got me off the way to the Hell!