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  • firewolf16
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2008
    • 9

    #46
    Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Department of FAITH, not Department of FORESTRY.

    Then why are you on a Christian Church forum? Are you here to mock God? Or just to demonstrate that indeed, all Wiccans ARE imbeciles?

    By the way, I love your name. It brings to mind Pastor Peters' story of dealing with the wolves that were trying to kill his sheep.

    Let's just say Molotov cocktails were involved, and the wolves never bothered his sheep again.
    cause unlike you, i like to see all religions points of view, and i chose the name cause it's the name of the wolf who shares my soul

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    • firewolf16
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2008
      • 9

      #47
      Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

      and you can call me an imbecile all you want, that's not the worst i've ever been called

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      • Ebenezer Wright
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 1021

        #48
        Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

        Originally posted by firewolf16 View Post
        cause unlike you, i like to see all religions points of view, and i chose the name cause it's the name of the wolf who shares my soul

        You should be sharing your soul with Jesus! This wolf stuff sounds a little strange to me, have you been drinking homemade "potions" again?
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • firewolf16
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Aug 2008
          • 9

          #49
          Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

          Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
          You should be sharing your soul with Jesus! This wolf stuff sounds a little strange to me, have you been drinking homemade "potions" again?
          no i dont go for that stuff, and i share my soul cause she's been there since i was almost killed, ever since we've been close

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          • Ebenezer Wright
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 1021

            #50
            Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

            Originally posted by firewolf16 View Post
            no i dont go for that stuff, and i share my soul cause she's been there since i was almost killed, ever since we've been close

            Why did you chose a wolf as your imaginary soul friend? Does the wolf talk to you like Scooby Doo talks? You certainly have an active imagination.
            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #51
              Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

              Originally posted by firewolf16 View Post
              no i dont go for that stuff, and i share my soul cause she's been there since i was almost killed, ever since we've been close
              She's probably waiting to finish the job.

              Would you like me to ask Pastor Peters to grab some gasoline and a bottle, and head over to take care of your wolf problem? Trust me, they're far more flammable than you'd expect.
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              • Miss Maisie
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 1189

                #52
                Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                I for one would like to know why all these wiccans have such STUPID names. Fire Wolf? Tantheus? Tidal wave of warm spit's previous name, dances with joy? Are they smoking their 'peace pipe' when they come up with those stupid names?
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #53
                  Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                  Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                  I for one would like to know why all these wiccans have such STUPID names. Fire Wolf? Tantheus? Tidal wave of warm spit's previous name, dances with joy? Are they smoking their 'peace pipe' when they come up with those stupid names?
                  Plus, you never see a wiccian over the age of about 20. That "firewolf" kid was 16 so he got banned.

                  My guess is that Jesus bans them before they grow into adults.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Father Thomas Martin
                    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1015

                    #54
                    Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                    They'd HAVE to be imbeciles, otherwise they wouldn't be Wiccans.

                    Of course, the other type of imbecile attends Landover Baptist Church!
                    ACTS 5:29

                    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #55
                      Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

                      Of course, the other type of imbecile attends Landover Baptist Church!
                      Would you like to be sent into Quarantine, you revolting papist boy-buggerer?

                      We don't vist your mary-worshiping forums uninvited, spewing hatred all over the place. This is a CHRISTIAN forum, and you are UNWELCOME, so show some respect for your betters or OUT YOU WILL GO!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Miss Maisie
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 1189

                        #56
                        Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        They'd HAVE to be imbeciles, otherwise they wouldn't be Wiccans.
                        Well, that's true, but that's awful funny coming from a cathylick.

                        Of course, the other type of imbecile attends Landover Baptist Church!
                        You watch yourself, lest one of the pastors sends you to the quiet room with all the other trolls.

                        I don't understand how someone who is able to see wicca for what it is don't recognize the same thing about their own false pagan beliefs, Mary worshipper.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Zeke
                        Plus, you never see a wiccian over the age of about 20. That "firewolf" kid was 16 so he got banned.

                        My guess is that Jesus bans them before they grow into adults.
                        Originally posted by Pastor Zeke
                        Today 09:47 PM

                        That would make sense. Praise!
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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Sweet Placid Sister
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #57
                          Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          They'd HAVE to be imbeciles, otherwise they wouldn't be Wiccans.
                          Glory! You're seeing the light about bizarre pagan worship of multiple made-up gods! Now, I wonder if . . .

                          Of course, the other type of imbecile attends Landover Baptist Church!
                          Nope.

                          I see that 2 + 2 still = 69 in Papist Land.
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                          • killersmell
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 5

                            #58
                            Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                            no matter what they say, all wiccans are retards!
                            “And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #59
                              Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                              Originally posted by killersmile View Post
                              no matter what they say, all wiccans are retards!
                              Well said!

                              In fact, the things they say are usually the first indication.

                              Perhaps you'd like to head over to the Introductions section and introduce yourself? Tell us a bit about who you are, why you are here, how much you love Jesus, why you hate Wiccans, and of course your favorite Bible verse or story.

                              Thanks, and welcome!
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                              • dingo minors
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 29

                                #60
                                Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                                Actually, I meant to say most wiccans aren't stupid enough to run around eating babies. If you read the rest of my post, you will see it makes much more sense with that word. Post is on page three.
                                Aww, Somebody gave me a signature.. I better change it.

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