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  • Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

    They can't spell, or write decent sentences, or even look up the history of their own cult!

    Is it just the ones who come here? Why are they so stupid?



    Edit: I forgot to include an "all of the above" option in the poll. Maybe a kindly moderator can add it?
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    Wicca attracts people dumb enough to believe a ridiculous made-up religion.
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    Wicca attracts delusional people who believe in "magick" and the supernatural.
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    The Horned Dog (Satan) brainwashes them.
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    Eating babies rots their brains.
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    God confuses them so they find not the way. (2 Thess 2:11)
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    All of the above.
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  • #2
    Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

    im·be·cile (mb-sl, -sl)
    n. 1. A stupid or silly person; a dolt.
    2. A person whose mental acumen is well below par.
    3. A person of moderate to severe mental retardation having a mental age of from three to seven years and generally being capable of some degree of communication and performance of simple tasks under supervision. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

    adj. also im·be·cil·ic (mb-slk)
    1. Stupid; silly.
    2. Well below par in mental acumen.

    I would have to say yes they are.

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    • #3
      Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

      Anyone would have to be a bit touched in the head to reject God's temporary sacrifice of Himself to Himself for their sins, but Wickedans are especially imbecilic because they'll believe any myth, however ridiculous, as long as it makes them feel good about their place in the universe.
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      • #4
        Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

        Well, that's not fair. I'd only count them among the number of the imbecilic once they start talking about wicca being thousands of years old.
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        • #5
          Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Well, that's not fair. I'd only count them among the number of the imbecilic once they start talking about wicca being thousands of years old.
          Let me ask you something witch; what exactly would a non-imbecilic wiccian look like?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Let me ask you something witch; what exactly would a non-imbecilic wiccian look like?
            Like a human being..?
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            • #7
              Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Like a human being..?
              Don't make jokes. Anyone knows that wiccians aren't human. Normal people don't act like that.

              By the way, I hear Brother BJ and his boys in security have something special planned for you next time they get their hands on you.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Don't make jokes. Anyone knows that wiccians aren't human. Normal people don't act like that.
                So then if they aren't human, what are they? I have to hear this one.

                By the way, I hear Brother BJ and his boys in security have something special planned for you next time they get their hands on you.
                Well, I hope it's better than last time when they tried to get me in that basement where there was that bear..... you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
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                • #9
                  Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                  So then if they aren't human, what are they? I have to hear this one.
                  Wiccans, and anybody else who hasn't accepted CHRIST is, in the words of the late Jerry Falwell, a failure as a human being.

                  I don't care WHAT you've done in your life or where you've been, if JESUS isn't at the wheel you're headed for a crash.

                  Wicca is nonsense invented by scared and stupid humans who need to feel empowered and accepted. GOD is laughing in their pathetic, pale faces.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    So then if they aren't human, what are they? I have to hear this one.


                    Well, I hope it's better than last time when they tried to get me in that basement where there was that bear..... you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
                    Listen harlot we Christians have no time for people like you who go around believing books that were written by guys living in tents in the desert talking to invisible men. Wicker is an absolute joke of a made up religion.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                      Newsflash, I'm not a wiccan, so whatever you say about it, please note in me a care factor of zero. I know all about wicca and that it's a 50 year old religion with no ties to ancient times - I just don't care.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Newsflash, I'm not a wiccan, so whatever you say about it, please note in me a care factor of zero. I know all about wicca and that it's a 50 year old religion with no ties to ancient times - I just don't care.
                        Don't play wordgames with Jesus, witch! You can call yourself whatever you like; Sorceress, Fairy, Crone, Satanist, or whatever, but you're still a God-mocking feminazi pervert!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #13
                          Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Don't play wordgames with Jesus, witch! You can call yourself whatever you like; Sorceress, Fairy, Crone, Satanist, or whatever, but you're still a God-mocking feminazi pervert!
                          Actually, I like that last one best......minus the word 'pervert' of course.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            Newsflash, I'm not a wiccan, so whatever you say about it, please note in me a care factor of zero. I know all about wicca and that it's a 50 year old religion with no ties to ancient times - I just don't care.
                            This one is such an imbecile she doesn't even know that a witch is a wiccan.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Are all Wiccans imbeciles?

                              I quite happen to agree with you there, Van Helsing, when you said that they are quite delusional in the idea of it being thousands of years old. Paganism may be, but wicca is very modern, isn't it? It may be BASED on ideas of the old, but it's very sketchy at that. Keyword there is BASED. Some ideas and concepts seem to be relatively new ideas, with no ties to the past.
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