[Brother_Percy]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

No, I mean that my parents are happy, and my brothers are happy as well. Is english not your native language? Because that would explain it.

Of course English isn't my native language, my native language is AMERICAN. Get it right, scumbag!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Like how I'm starting to believe you're all self centred bigots. If you don't know what you're talking about, don't try to argue about it.

Oh, and by the way, I'm twelve, am an atheist, haven't been raped by my parents etc, like you all seem to believe.

Coolio--You should be forwarned people on this forum are communications experts. Our field of expertise is lanuage use.

Any of us could spot immediately your preoccupation with "rape". This sexual prooccuption is almost always associated with homerism.

You may be unaware, yourself, of this problem. I would just make the suggestion you check yourself in a some Christian agency for evaluation. All the best.

[Alvin]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Also, following the conclusion of this statement, it appears you are asserting that not only atheists are miserable, but all theists who don't believe in your God, this just reeks of lunacy.

You spelled "certainty" wrong.

I see too many people in other religions who are apparently happy with their lives to be faking it. I fail to see any legibility in this statement. We tend to be happier when we realize if we want something done right, we do it ourselves, praying to your invisible sky daddy is not going to make things better for you, you're only convinced beyond hope it does.

I see too many people who are apparently happy while on drugs. Doesn't mean they won't have one HELL of a hangover when they realize they were just clouding their senses.

Also, can you explain to me why most Atheists try to use big words they don't properly understand, in contexts that make no sense, like "legibility" in your paragraph? Trying to sound more scientesty?

Reminds me of that Bongo-playing nutcase Richard Feynman who won the Dynamite Prize for physics. You should look up what he wrote about "Cargo Cult Science" in what must have been a single moment of God-induced clarity.

Your kind is no better when religious nutcases go off on Youtube sprouting utterly ridiculous statements that are no doubt made to offend us atheists, and yet you don't see us making up an imaginary place where silly people like you go after death.

Now you are making no sense at all. OF COURSE Atheists would never make up an imaginary place for silly people to go after death - why would they? If Atheists had enough wisdom to acknowledge there is a place people go after death, they would not be Atheists, would they? Duh!

The only rational thing for Atheists to do would be to make up a imaginary place where silly people can go before death.

NDE experiences don't count, there are atheists who have recalled 'heavenly' experiences before being revived, including Carl Sagan.

Don't you think you're pushing your Atheistic personality cult a bit too far by claiming that Carl Sagan was resurrected? He's not Jesus, you know?

Christians are happy people? You sure don't seem happy to me with your bitter, judgmental, depressing attitude. I see no "blissful" joy here, only solidified ignorance.

Believe you me when I state with ABSOLUTE, GODLY certainty that since fully submitting my will to Sweet Baby Jesus, I see practically ONLY "blissful" joy here on God's Own Forum (TM)!

Psalm 135:16
They have mouths, but they speak not; eyes have they, but they see not;

I pray that the LORD will show mercy and open your eyes to HIS GLORY!:

Yours in Him,

Alvin

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Do you have any Atheist friends? No? Didn't think so, with an attitude like that. No one wants to know someone who will discriminate against people because of their race, religion (or lack of religion) or colour. Really, we let you believe what you want, but you just won't give up in trying to convert us to your religion when we obviously don't care. At all. Besides, this is a thread to explain that we aren't miserable, and that if you met us in person, you would realise this, instead of proclaiming "I don't know you but you don't believe what I do so you must be sad!" Because that's simply what you believe. Like how I'm starting to believe you're all self centred bigots. If you don't know what you're talking about, don't try to argue about it.

Oh, and by the way, I'm twelve, am an atheist, haven't been raped by my parents etc, like you all seem to believe. I wouldn't kill another man unless they were endangering my life, nor would I steal or rape. Just because your Bible, written thousands of years ago, says so, doesn't mean it's the truth. I'm starting to think this church has been reduced to the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church. And they're hated by almost everyone on the Internet.

You're not twelve

Jesus knows when you lie, sinner

YIC

[Levi Jones]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Racism is against the Universal Rights of Men.

And what chapter and verse might I find these so called universal rights in?

The Bible is very much pro-slavery. It also mentions the Curse of Ham which says that certain races will serve the others.

You should read your Bible more, boy.

[Coolio226]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

This is patently untrue. Every one knows that the happiness the atheist talk about so much is nothing more than a scented rose from the bumgut of Satan.

YIC

Do you have any Atheist friends? No? Didn't think so, with an attitude like that. No one wants to know someone who will discriminate against people because of their race, religion (or lack of religion) or colour. Really, we let you believe what you want, but you just won't give up in trying to convert us to your religion when we obviously don't care. At all. Besides, this is a thread to explain that we aren't miserable, and that if you met us in person, you would realise this, instead of proclaiming "I don't know you but you don't believe what I do so you must be sad!" Because that's simply what you believe. Like how I'm starting to believe you're all self centred bigots. If you don't know what you're talking about, don't try to argue about it.

Oh, and by the way, I'm twelve, am an atheist, haven't been raped by my parents etc, like you all seem to believe. I wouldn't kill another man unless they were endangering my life, nor would I steal or rape. Just because your Bible, written thousands of years ago, says so, doesn't mean it's the truth. I'm starting to think this church has been reduced to the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church. And they're hated by almost everyone on the Internet.

[Coolio226]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Do tell, exactly when did "atheist" become a race?

NO, but I looked at your 'noobs please read' thread, adn there is a section which is 'You think we're racist?' wherein you state that black Africans are on the same rank as slaves of slaves. That is racism. Racism is against the Universal Rights of Men. That makes you the scum of the Earth in my mind.

[Coolio226]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Ummm... wait.... so are you saying your parents are your brothers?? I realise a LOT of incest and sick perverted garbage goes on in your average atheist home, seeing as you have no morals, no beliefs, and no decent role models to live your lives by, but that's still pretty sick.

No, I mean that my parents are happy, and my brothers are happy as well. Is english not your native language? Because that would explain it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

To his perverted atheist mind, and without our Lord to guide him - Yes Brother it probably does seem like a good time. Which is an interesting point - perhaps he is so happy because he is actually LOOKING FORWARD to being sodomised by Satan's flaming pole for eternity.

YIC

That was the furthest thing from my mind. I was just concerned about is poor soul. But now that you mention it, it is a possiblity. I am praying you are wrong.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Also, the reason we 'bitch and moan' is that you're racist, as well as trying to force your beliefs onto us.

Do tell, exactly when did "atheist" become a race?

[Noah Sole]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Friend, I am worried about you. You have been conned by Satan. You think you are happy now, you wait until you die and find out it was all just a ploy to prepare you for an eternity of being raped by the Devil with no, zip, zilch, nada lubrication. All day long, every day. You'll feel your colon slowly tearing, the bodily posions slowly flowing into your body, rotting you out from the inside. The sweet smell of your blood will be intermingled with the stench of your feces. He will leave you alone just long enough for the intense pain to subside after which He will mount you again and the torment starts anew.
Tell me friend, does this really seem like 'a good time'?

To his perverted atheist mind, and without our Lord to guide him - Yes Brother it probably does seem like a good time. Which is an interesting point - perhaps he is so happy because he is actually LOOKING FORWARD to being sodomised by Satan's flaming pole for eternity.

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

We aren't miserable, we live perfectly happy lives. Both my parents are atheists, as are both my brothers, and I've lived the happiest life I can imagine. Why you think that we're all miserable I don't know. Also, the reason we 'bitch and moan' is that you're racist, as well as trying to force your beliefs onto us. YOu have no right to, and we retaliate accordingly. I have lost all respect for you sick piffles.

Friend, I am worried about you. You have been conned by Satan. You think you are happy now, you wait until you die and find out it was all just a ploy to prepare you for an eternity of being raped by the Devil with no, zip, zilch, nada lubrication. All day long, every day. You'll feel your colon slowly tearing, the bodily posions slowly flowing into your body, rotting you out from the inside. The sweet smell of your blood will be intermingled with the stench of your feces. He will leave you alone just long enough for the intense pain to subside after which He will mount you again and the torment starts anew.
Tell me friend, does this really seem like 'a good time'?

[Brother_Percy]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Both my parents are atheists, as are both my brothers.

Ummm... wait.... so are you saying your parents are your brothers?? I realise a LOT of incest and sick perverted garbage goes on in your average atheist home, seeing as you have no morals, no beliefs, and no decent role models to live your lives by, but that's still pretty sick.

[Noah Sole]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

We aren't miserable, we live perfectly happy lives. Both my parents are atheists, as are both my brothers, and I've lived the happiest life I can imagine. Why you think that we're all miserable I don't know. Also, the reason we 'bitch and moan' is that you're racist, as well as trying to force your beliefs onto us. YOu have no right to, and we retaliate accordingly. I have lost all respect for you sick piffles.

Blah, blah I'm not miserable, blah blah I live a happy life, blah blah happiest life I can imagine. Blah blah blah.

You seem to be trying to convince yourself not us, you don't hear us yapping on about how happy we are do you? No - that's because we are happy basking in God's love and have no need to prattle on to the likes of you atheists who will never know what God's love really means and how happy it makes us.

YIC

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

This is patently untrue. Every one knows that the happiness the atheist talk about so much is nothing more than a scented rose from the bumgut of Satan.

YIC

Glory! When an atheist talks about being happy they are lying like when they say God doesn't exist. Sure an atheist may appear to be laughing but Jesus shows us TRUE Christians(tm) those atheists are really crying.