Silly Malaysians Think Nude Photo Caused Earthquake

[Bob4God]

http://time.com/3915932/malaysia-earthquake-nude-photos/

A group of tourists who stripped naked on May 30 to take some dirty pictures at the top of a 'sacred' mountain in Malaysia were arrested after their photos went viral following the earthquake that hit Malaysia on the 5 of June.

Some crackpots in Malaysia are claiming the "mountain spirit" was angered by a handful of naked tourists and the earthquake was a judgement.

It's hard to imagine anyone honestly believing such a bunch of hocus pocus nonsense in the 21st century! Public nudity causing earthquakes? Who knew a powerful mountain spirit could be so petty?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Silly Malaysians Think Nude Photo Caused Earthquake

The people of Malaysia are primarily members of violent, cultish religions that seem to be mostly interested in massacring Christians. They are either Muslims or Buddhists, for the most part, both sworn enemies of Jesus. As such, they have no understanding of God and His ways or intentions, not to say that we Christians understand the work of the Lord, but at least we understand that His work is in progress. Thus, they leap to the ridiculous conclusion that angry gods who live in the mountains have punished them, when actually it is the Lord God who has set His wrath upon them. They seem focused on a handful of naked tourists as the cause. This is also incorrect, though I am sure it didn't help the situation.

Also, these Malaysians are Chinamen. They are known to be inscrutable. They may just be pretending, in order to cover up their own sins. There is no way to know what they are up to. They can't have missed the coincidence that the Lord has recently been smiting them with great waves and causing their airplanes to fall from the sky. I don't have the whole picture, but those Chinamen are up to no good and the Lord is on to them.

[Nobar King]

Re: Silly Malaysians Think Nude Photo Caused Earthquake

Do Malaysians even wear clothes? I thought it was one of those island nations with the topless women.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Silly Malaysians Think Nude Photo Caused Earthquake

It will surprise no one that one of those nude anal sex maniacs is Dutch. It is a known fact that the Dutch language doesn't even have a word for virgin. They have 153 words for sex though...

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Silly Malaysians Think Nude Photo Caused Earthquake

I don't see how some cold people covered with goose bumps could cause God to be angry.

There are, however, pictures that make God mad. Here is the one that caused the earth to shake: