[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Glad to see nothing has changed.
I'd hate to come back and everyone be all open minded.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hmmm, how common is leprosy these days?

Maybe you elitist liberal hatemongers don't care about the millions suffering from leprosy, but Jesus clearly does.

Or at least he used to. I think He's more focused on assisting our Godly president in sending islamofascists to hell these days.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Did you know that some Communists have actually been known to deliberately dye their hair ginger in a deliberate attempt to infuriate normal people?

Haha, it's nice to see them playing a part.

Why? That's possibly even weirder than negro pride. Are there people who're glad to be lepers as well?

Hmmm, how common is leprosy these days?

[SinisterPizza]

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Ha, a bunch of my favorite people from TV/Movies/Books/whatever somehow end up being ginger (such as, the Weasleys from Harry Potter and Donna from Doctor Who)... I've always wished I had red hair, don't though (light brown... it kind of naturally has some copper and blonde lights to it, though), but I think it's gorgeous on people who do.

[Brother Temperance]

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Friends, I have come to the conclusion that people with Ginger hair are really agents of Satan.
Being Ginger is an abomination and people who choose to have Red Hair truly are God Mockers.

Did you know that some Communists have actually been known to deliberately dye their hair ginger in a deliberate attempt to infuriate normal people? Implausible but true.

Red hair is a genetic mutation and so are green eyes...I have both...wait a second and I'll rip off my shoes and expose the sixth toe.

Please! This conversation may be taking place via an internet tube, but you're still virtually in Church. Please observe some basic decorum!

And by the way, what even are Irish eyes, anyway? Is that when they get all watery because you've puked too much?

Im just glad to be ginger!!!!!!!!!!!

Why? That's possibly even weirder than negro pride. Are there people who're glad to be lepers as well?

[Talitha]

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Did you realize there is even a GINGER PLANT with rude Roots?

LOOK......................JUST LOOK HERE.................
Fornicating roots if I ever did see them.
It's disgusting.

[Rapture Eddie]

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it so true, Mr.Batty! all them goth an emo childrins have the ginger regrowths , an cuz the regrowths be a liter color than the dyed hairs, it kinda look like thier hair be thinning like they be going as bald as a coots

Ah! Petal. You are like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.
The thinning hair of an undercover ginger dressed as a Goth can be so easily recognised.

No sooner had my back turned than there appeared a plethora of scumbags defending the so-called rights of gingers.

I gave you all fair warning.
They are amongst us. The Soul-less "Ginger daywalkers" who may even be out to lure good Christian folk into Ginger depravity.

BEWARE THE EVIL GINGER!!!
(Especially the Catholic Ring-Kissing Mary Worshiping Pedophilic Pope Loving Gingers).

[Petal]

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95% of all Goths are actually Ginger. you can tell this without a doubt when the black dye they use on their hair washes out and they are left with a Ginger Halo.

it so true, Mr.Batty! all them goth an emo childrins have the ginger regrowths , an cuz the regrowths be a liter color than the dyed hairs, it kinda look like thier hair be thinning like they be going as bald as a coots

[JennyD]

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Omfg you lot are AMAZING!! I LOVE YOU! You bring joy to my life. Thank you... Iv been converted!!!!!
And you have cool smilies sorry had to put that one I l0ve buttpirates!

Great, another "out and proud" abomination before God.

This one adores buttpirates and wants to be Harry Potter's "mancunt".

Disgusting.

Hell is the first door on your left, vile creature. Follow the screams and smell of burning flesh.

[Talitha]

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When I saw this thread title I assumed
Blah Blah Blah

How dare you compare me, a natural golden haired Blue eyed True Christian™ American to an evil Ginger Minger!!

I'll have you know, I have matching EVERYTHING thank you very much.
Anyway, that's between myself and Jesus.

Now, Ring Kisser, haven't you got some pubescent boys to bugger wave your Handbag at corrupt instead of persecuting us good Christian folk?

[Father Maurice Lester]

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When I saw this thread title I assumed it yet another silly attack on 'Gilligan's Island' for the odd living arrangements... that or some imaginary issue with a popular cooking spice.

Silly me... you are attacking redheads now? I seem to recall a picture of Sister Talitha before she 'found' peroxide... she appeared to be a redhead though I doubt the shoes and purse matched as they say.

I also recall reading a very rare and closely guarded scroll that stated in no uncertain terms that John the Baptist was a redhead... he certainly was when he met his maker!




Bless you, My not-so-colour blind tractor riders,
Father Mo




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[Sledge Riprock]

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When I clicked on this thread, I was sure it was about that Evil Root that The Orientals seem so keen on serving with their raw fish heads and rice. I assume this Abominable Condiment is just as Evil and Damning as those marked by The Beast with sallow complexions and flaming manes?

[Nobar King]

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Watch out for these ones, too:

Evil Irish Hobbits Inc.

Hello! Welcome to Evil Irish Hobbits Inc. Growers of mushrooms and makers of potato guns! I'm Randy the owner and this is Sammy the co-owner, and that's Starry the...erm.....that's Starry........

You don't have to be evil, Irish, or even a Hobbit, theres room for all! This is just a place to hang out and comtemplate world domination!

So, sit back, relax, have a potato, and what ever you do DON'T TOUCH THE PURPLE BUTTON!!!!

They suck you in with their evil drugs then have their way with you. There's no pot of gold, either.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Do you know summat? I didnt know I was a harry potter worshipper... I just thought it was a cool name seen as you hate him so much I really like your... "culture" its cool. By the way, im not ginger I have brown hair, cause the natural look is soooooooo much better! But please I wish to be saved, I can't go on worshipping things that arnt real!!! Please help me to see the right path!!!!

Burn all your Harry Potter dolls, read the KJV Bible 23.5 hours out of the day, accept Jesus, and tithe regularly to this Church.

[cult_of_harry_potter]

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I see you also worship Harry Potter, do you think he will get you to Heaven?

Do you know summat? I didnt know I was a harry potter worshipper... I just thought it was a cool name seen as you hate him so much I really like your... "culture" its cool. By the way, im not ginger I have brown hair, cause the natural look is soooooooo much better! But please I wish to be saved, I can't go on worshipping things that arnt real!!! Please help me to see the right path!!!!