THE EVILS OF GINGER

[Bob4God]

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Are you a boy or a girl? How old are you?

Have you accepted CHRIST as your personal LORD AND SAVIOR? If not, what are you waiting for?

You do realize that we do not welcome Harry Potter, right? It is an evil recruitment tool to lure children into witchcraft.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Omfg you lot are AMAZING!! I LOVE YOU! You bring joy to my life. Thank you... Iv been converted!!!!!
And you have cool smilies sorry had to put that one I l0ve pirates!

ERMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...................... NO! I do believe im not. Im just glad to be ginger!!!!!!!!!!!

I see you also worship Harry Potter, do you think he will get you to Heaven?

[cult_of_harry_potter]

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ERMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...................... NO! I do believe im not. Im just glad to be ginger!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bob4God]

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Omfg you lot are AMAZING!! I LOVE YOU! You bring joy to my life. Thank you... Iv been converted!!!!!
And you have cool smilies sorry had to put that one I l0ve pirates!

Are you a queer?

[cult_of_harry_potter]

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Omfg you lot are AMAZING!! I LOVE YOU! You bring joy to my life. Thank you... Iv been converted!!!!!
And you have cool smilies sorry had to put that one I l0ve pirates!

[Rapture Eddie]

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Ah!! I see we have got ourselves a "Live one".

I really do hope that I don't have to disinfect my Computer now.
Gingers are well known to spread all kinds of disease just by being in the same room as a normal Christian person. You can even catch The Aids from such a beast.

Now then, Little Miss Irish Eyes, have you ever thought of redemption? I'm sure with a little Ministering one of our Pastors can drive this red Demon from you.
Although, I'm not too sure why because you don't have a Soul. I guess It's the True Christian™ thing to do.

[Talitha]

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Haha! Hey, that's actually really funny!

It's really awful that you find this so funny.
You are facing an Eternity in Hell and yet you laugh in the face of Jesus.
More proof that Gingers are evil.

Is it true that you are sometimes called Firecrotch?

Here's a little joke for you:

Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A dead Ginger that was posing as an emo

[Nobar King]

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Why did God make you a mutant? He didn't care enough to make you right the first time?

[Irish_Eyes]

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Haha! Hey, that's actually really funny! It's just like an episode of South Park I saw. It had be rolling on the ground in stitches...I mean possessed...haha
Did it ever occur to you that gingers have freckles because they go out it the sun? Freckles are concetrations of the skin colouration called Melanin which my skin lacks so the epidermis produces these freckles when exposed to UV radiation to proctect itself. It's a natural sunblock. Though I must say I don't have even half the freckles of that adorable ginger boy.

Red hair is a genetic mutation and so are green eyes...I have both...wait a second and I'll rip off my shoes and expose the sixth toe.

[Rapture Eddie]

Friends, I have come to the conclusion that people with Ginger hair are really agents of Satan.
Being Ginger is an abomination and people who choose to have Red Hair truly are God Mockers.

*It's a well known fact that Gingers cannot stand bright sunlight.

*Most Gingers have a profusion of marks over their deathly white skin.

*A race of Gingers resides in Ireland. A place famous for It's Cattlick inbreeding.

*95% of all Goths are actually Ginger. you can tell this without a doubt when the black dye they use on their hair washes out and they are left with a Ginger Halo.

*Gingers throw hissy fits. It's a well known fact that Gingers are temperimental and go into a demented state of violence at the slightest provocation.

*Gingers are also called "Carrot Tops". This is obviously caused by a mental deficiency caused by being retarded.

*The word Ginger is in fact an anagram of a very racist word. We at Landover do not approve of racist intolerance.

A simple search of the Internet reveled the following facts about Gingers (commonly known as "those with Gingervitis"):

324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.
10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.

30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives.

20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.

80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.

20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.

95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:
Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
Sharing food
Intercourse
Sharing blood
Kissing the opposite sex.
Having Friends.

It begs the question, "are Gingers Goth Vampires or just plain retardeds?"



Obviously, they are both.