[Talitha]

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And u should do the same instead before following a book hundreds of years old. Maybe the bible should be updated. When was the lst time god spoke to some one and told them to do something like wrtie an updated bible? I dont have a problem with ur religeon, just how far u take it. Theres a differnece between a person sitting on a train quietly reading a bible and a person walking up and down a subways cart ranting about how you must all turn to Jesus and be saved. I just joined these forums to get an inside look at some thing ive never seen before. And its some thing i dont like. Who thought something thats suposed to bring eternal salvation would have so much hate in it....

Wow! You sure are small minded and blinkered.
So, you came here to get an inside look? You didn't like what you saw?

Well, let me tell you, friend.
You were guided here by Jesus Christ for a reason. He's giving you a chance of Redemption, a chance to Save your Eternal Soul from Hellfire.
Instead of criticizing us you should be grasping this opportunity with BOTH HANDS!!

[Nemisses]

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you should consider doing a little homework before exposing your idiocy to the world.

And u should do the same instead before following a book hundreds of years old. Maybe the bible should be updated. When was the lst time god spoke to some one and told them to do something like wrtie an updated bible? I dont have a problem with ur religeon, just how far u take it. Theres a differnece between a person sitting on a train quietly reading a bible and a person walking up and down a subways cart ranting about how you must all turn to Jesus and be saved. I just joined these forums to get an inside look at some thing ive never seen before. And its some thing i dont like. Who thought something thats suposed to bring eternal salvation would have so much hate in it....

[Nemisses]

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Sadly, probably not. Your lack of respect, combined with your use of profanity will certainly get you banned. And I'm sure you think that is "cool" or "fly" or "with it", or whatever slang you kids today use.

But why don't you browse the Members List? It's no special thing to get banned. You have to be "hip" with Jesus to NOT get banned.

Any fourteen year old posting from a computer bought by Mommy and Daddy can get his punk ass banned. And if anyone is a bitch, it's you pencil dick! So why don't you go back to yanking your teeny little dink while you think about your PE teacher and let the grown-ups to talk about serious stuff.

Computer Engineers= build own computers like us. And who said we are kids?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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through your mouth into another boy molesting priest at your local church

This is why you're retarded. Well, this and your foul mouth and your rejection of Christ's loving temporary sacrifice for your eternal soul. We are Baptists, True Christians(tm) who follow every word of the Bible. We have pastors, not priests like those ring-kissing, altarboy-sodomizing papists in the Catlick "church". Perhaps you should consider doing a little homework before exposing your idiocy to the world.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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My profanity shouldnt bother anyone because words are words, if they were cursed then why are they said? Who made a law that words should be cursed? If you do know who made the law, bring some evidence and not a bible

Idk what this "hip" thing your talking about (flattering to say the least) but being "hip" with Jesus isnt my thing so yea, why dont you mind buzzing off and making another retarded thread to entertain me. After all, I am the "child" and you are supposingly the "grown" person of this forum but yet to realize how much mistakes you make.

Any forthteen year old? I'm 18 fyi and I have a job in which I payed for my own computer and built myself. This same computer is what I am using to taunt you for fun. Funny how you say I use profanity and "hip words" yet
"And if anyone is a bitch, it's you pencil dick!" comes from your typing vocabulary? Hyprocrists at their best
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I'm sorry if I made you think of some childhood memories Aaron, I guess what I said really hurt you huh?

So you are an 18 year old guy who has nothing better to do than argue religion with strangers in the middle of the night? Ah, I do envy the young!
I have a home and a job as a pilot, I have faith in the Lord that I will go to Heaven when I pass. Since I fly for a living, I keep odd hours. So when I get home, I come here to exchange messages with like minded Christians.

Why aren't you posting somewhere that you are wanted? Isn't there some angry kids forum out there where jerks like you can get together and talk about how smart you are and how dumb everyone else is?

That is why I responded to your first post by saying I was sad. Sad for you. Sad that you spend your time looking for places your are not welcome so you can stomp in and scream your pain away. Whether you accept Jesus or not is none of my concern. We are not Evangelicals. It says Unsaved Unwelcome at the top of the page and we mean it. It's just every now and then it is sort of fun to poke at you unsaved punks and get you to sqeal. We all know we shouldn't, but it is a guilty pleasure. So go ahead and post whatever crap you want. Our IT admin people know where you are posting from, and unless you're address hopping, when you're banned, you're banned. Enjoy it while it lasts.

And if you hate Christians so much, why not sack up and leave your house and go shout down some Christians in a real church, since you're such a little badass. No? A little to real for you? Well then, keep hiding behind that keyboard little man. Remember, you came here, we didn't go looking for you.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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U people are rasicts, sexisists, homophobes, close minded and most of the time plain retarded. The post that gay people can give u AIDS with eye contact?!?! wtf was that? Have any of u even persued a level of higher education? Like college? or is that evil too? If any of u opened anyother book besided the bible you would be normal. I rank the bible with Harry Potter: awsome fiction. But if u belive them , then ur not too smart. Another post about the earth being flat, the moon is just a light and cant be walked on becasue it isnt mentioned int he bible... and other retardedness that has been proven otherwise. Some one even states that miro organisms dont exist: like bacteria, cell, viruses... if they dont go lick a dirty pole and tell me what diseases god gave u because u didnt warship him enough last week. You people are strange. u claim Athesist are sad and have nothing to live for. I am very happy. Happy because i dont have to impress an imaginary invisible man in the sky. I live for now, i enjoy life to enjoy it, not to waste it. I have sexual relations with my girlfriend every chance i get, not aids for me, i masturbate when i dont have a girl friend because all that sexual frustraton will turn me into you people. Satan send olimpic volley ball to corupt the young boy? U can only play with Jesus action figures, what has goten into you people? And its not god. You put donw every religeon because u say they are wrong, and they say the same about u. Thats why i chose no religeon, too many restrictions and stupidity. Some one even states that the earth was flat! U try climing a mountain and seeing all of earths kingdoms. If any of you would turn on the discovery channel, science channel, history channel or ANYTHING besides the shit u watch u will be amazed. Please dont bring ur kids up like u because then the world will be filled with hate and stupidity. The bible was writtne by normal men thousands of years ago who dont even come close to understanding what the human race knows today. When Jesus comes down from the sky, i hope im there. Because if im not i would never belive it. If god gave us free will then use it and stop wasting it hiding in a corner fearing blacks, gays, muslims, or anything that has to do with science. Science is keeping u alive now, the life expectancy of a person 2 thousand years ago is no where near what a child born today can reach. U know why? Break throughs in medical research. A vaccine will save your life, disinfectant will save ur arm from getting gang green every time u get a cut. Open ur damn eyes! Ur staring into a computer!! U ever wonder how it works? It isnt empty space! ANd beating your wives isnt right, women are not property, are u? Didnt think so. U burn one steak and it gives the man the right to beat u? Leave him and let his ass eat at a Mcdonals when he gets home. Im glad the whole world isnt like this, if it was i would be pushing for a nuclear holocaust. Im glad most of u live in the middle of nowhere and some of u deserve to be sent to "god" early. Its the 21st century and u people still live like ur in the stone age, but acording to u the stone age never happened, evolution is the creation of people who have monkey fetishes but u never actually sat down and listened. Or are so closed minded, u reject what has been put in front of ur faces. And to the person who walks around thier neghboorhood peeking in through windows for sinners. If i was the lady breast feeding i woulda called the police, or if i had a gun take care of u myslef. What else are those large meatly things on females for then? I imagine it now, a strange man banging against my window in the middle of the night because im watcing olympic volley ball. Id get up and chase you with a baseball bat. And u pray to the imaginary man u pray to that i dont catch u. I am and Atheist and proud of it. Reading ur forums these past 2 days helps me relize that even in this advanced society, there are still people too stupid to be of any use. Religeons are the way idiots explain things they dont understand. Go to school. Learn something usefull. Im expecting a ban but i dont care, but im still gona give people the link to these forums so they can laugh at u all.

Wow, that was something! You might want to schedule an appointment with your doctor. I think they need to evaluate the efficacy of your meds. But kudos on the shear volume of that incomprehensible rant.

You're still going to Hell though, sorry.

[BrokenLeonTroll]

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So why don't you go back to yanking your teeny little dink while you think about your PE teacher and let the grown-ups to talk about serious stuff.

I'm sorry if I made you think of some childhood memories Aaron, I guess what I said really hurt you huh?

[BrokenLeonTroll]

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Sadly, probably not. Your lack of respect, combined with your use of profanity will certainly get you banned. And I'm sure you think that is "cool" or "fly" or "with it", or whatever slang you kids today use.

But why don't you browse the Members List? It's no special thing to get banned. You have to be "hip" with Jesus to NOT get banned.

Any fourteen year old posting from a computer bought by Mommy and Daddy can get his punk ass banned. And if anyone is a bitch, it's you pencil dick! So why don't you go back to yanking your teeny little dink while you think about your PE teacher and let the grown-ups to talk about serious stuff.

My profanity shouldnt bother anyone because words are words, if they were cursed then why are they said? Who made a law that words should be cursed? If you do know who made the law, bring some evidence and not a bible

Idk what this "hip" thing your talking about (flattering to say the least) but being "hip" with Jesus isnt my thing so yea, why dont you mind buzzing off and making another retarded thread to entertain me. After all, I am the "child" and you are supposingly the "grown" person of this forum but yet to realize how much mistakes you make.

Any forthteen year old? I'm 18 fyi and I have a job in which I payed for my own computer and built myself. This same computer is what I am using to taunt you for fun. Funny how you say I use profanity and "hip words" yet
"And if anyone is a bitch, it's you pencil dick!" comes from your typing vocabulary? Hyprocrists at their best

[Nemisses]

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U people are rasicts, sexisists, homophobes, close minded and most of the time plain retarded. The post that gay people can give u AIDS with eye contact?!?! wtf was that? Have any of u even persued a level of higher education? Like college? or is that evil too? If any of u opened anyother book besided the bible you would be normal. I rank the bible with Harry Potter: awsome fiction. But if u belive them , then ur not too smart. Another post about the earth being flat, the moon is just a light and cant be walked on becasue it isnt mentioned int he bible... and other retardedness that has been proven otherwise. Some one even states that miro organisms dont exist: like bacteria, cell, viruses... if they dont go lick a dirty pole and tell me what diseases god gave u because u didnt warship him enough last week. You people are strange. u claim Athesist are sad and have nothing to live for. I am very happy. Happy because i dont have to impress an imaginary invisible man in the sky. I live for now, i enjoy life to enjoy it, not to waste it. I have sexual relations with my girlfriend every chance i get, not aids for me, i masturbate when i dont have a girl friend because all that sexual frustraton will turn me into you people. Satan send olimpic volley ball to corupt the young boy? U can only play with Jesus action figures, what has goten into you people? And its not god. You put donw every religeon because u say they are wrong, and they say the same about u. Thats why i chose no religeon, too many restrictions and stupidity. Some one even states that the earth was flat! U try climing a mountain and seeing all of earths kingdoms. If any of you would turn on the discovery channel, science channel, history channel or ANYTHING besides the shit u watch u will be amazed. Please dont bring ur kids up like u because then the world will be filled with hate and stupidity. The bible was writtne by normal men thousands of years ago who dont even come close to understanding what the human race knows today. When Jesus comes down from the sky, i hope im there. Because if im not i would never belive it. If god gave us free will then use it and stop wasting it hiding in a corner fearing blacks, gays, muslims, or anything that has to do with science. Science is keeping u alive now, the life expectancy of a person 2 thousand years ago is no where near what a child born today can reach. U know why? Break throughs in medical research. A vaccine will save your life, disinfectant will save ur arm from getting gang green every time u get a cut. Open ur damn eyes! Ur staring into a computer!! U ever wonder how it works? It isnt empty space! ANd beating your wives isnt right, women are not property, are u? Didnt think so. U burn one steak and it gives the man the right to beat u? Leave him and let his ass eat at a Mcdonals when he gets home. Im glad the whole world isnt like this, if it was i would be pushing for a nuclear holocaust. Im glad most of u live in the middle of nowhere and some of u deserve to be sent to "god" early. Its the 21st century and u people still live like ur in the stone age, but acording to u the stone age never happened, evolution is the creation of people who have monkey fetishes but u never actually sat down and listened. Or are so closed minded, u reject what has been put in front of ur faces. And to the person who walks around thier neghboorhood peeking in through windows for sinners. If i was the lady breast feeding i woulda called the police, or if i had a gun take care of u myslef. What else are those large meatly things on females for then? I imagine it now, a strange man banging against my window in the middle of the night because im watcing olympic volley ball. Id get up and chase you with a baseball bat. And u pray to the imaginary man u pray to that i dont catch u. I am and Atheist and proud of it. Reading ur forums these past 2 days helps me relize that even in this advanced society, there are still people too stupid to be of any use. Religeons are the way idiots explain things they dont understand. Go to school. Learn something usefull. Im expecting a ban but i dont care, but im still gona give people the link to these forums so they can laugh at u all.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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May I go on?

Sadly, probably not. Your lack of respect, combined with your use of profanity will certainly get you banned. And I'm sure you think that is "cool" or "fly" or "with it", or whatever slang you kids today use.

But why don't you browse the Members List? It's no special thing to get banned. You have to be "hip" with Jesus to NOT get banned.

Any fourteen year old posting from a computer bought by Mommy and Daddy can get his punk ass banned. And if anyone is a bitch, it's you pencil dick! So why don't you go back to yanking your teeny little dink while you think about your PE teacher and let the grown-ups to talk about serious stuff.

[BrokenLeonTroll]

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Its also funny how you people completely avoided the picture I posted. Hmmm interesting....

[BrokenLeonTroll]

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I and many of the other True Christians™ here are sad because one so young and ignorant will spend eternity in the pits of Hell.

True Christians? LMAO Really? Since when true christians are:

Ignorant? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10897
Hypocrites? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14022
Stupid? From thread: Mr. Mayfield, you don't need to worry about catching the AIDS over the phone. You've probably been exposed to ignorant, paranoid lunatics who beleive every conspiracy theory they hear. The truth is, sodomites transmit the AIDS to normal heterosexual people like us through extended eye contact.

I replied:
Theres a reason AID is called a SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED disease, because its transmitted with eye contact, of course. Fucktards...wow...

May I go on?

[BrokenLeonTroll]

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Boy, you are one stupid atheist.

We're not Catholics; they're the molesting piffleers.

Really?
Not even girls?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Sad? Im laughing here

I and many of the other True Christians™ here are sad because one so young and ignorant will spend eternity in the pits of Hell.

[BrokenLeonTroll]

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Such anger, such confusion. So very sad.

Sad? Im laughing here