[Nobar King]

Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

Is it true that the iPhone allows you to text in tongues?

You mean 'with thumbs'?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

Is it true that the iPhone allows you to text in tongues?

I guess you could if your tongue was long enough, but wouldn't it be much easier to just use your thumbs?

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

I don't think that they're a false religion, but I sure don't buy their products. Like Disney, they support homosexuality, and I don't. I can't justify buying their products.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

Today, Steven Jobs announce he's giving $100,000 to promote sodomite "marriage". I'm using one of his computers right now. Should I donate it to a heathen and get myself a PC.

We Catholics do not approve of this type of marriage and are sorry to see anyone donating to such a biblically incorrect cause. However, when you consider that most "PC's" run on software that is written by Godless heathens whose jobs have been outsourced to them by the ruthless atheist Bill Gates, it seems your best choice is a Mac for more than ease of use, superb software and excellent tech support.

...is Apple Computer a False Religion?

Starbucks yes, Apple no.

I am sitting here at cafe Tazza D'oro having a fantastic cup of real coffee and cruising (the net) on my Vatican assigned MacBook Pro. I can see from here to the Pantheon and nowhere is anything but an Apple laptop visible... even the tourists from Uruguay seem to know enough to avoid poor computer choices.

We do have Macs in Italy but no Starbucks. This enough should prove that one is an acceptable brand of superior quality and the other a cult bent on imitating and then destroying the Italian way of doing coffee.



Bless you, my denture candidate,
Father Mo



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[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

So you, as a Catholic, will support your "church" in the decision to purchase computers from a company that blatantly advocates homosexuality, and then call yourself a priest? You're a hypocrite. You're worse than a hypocrite because not only are you a hypocrite, you're a hypocrite you criticizes others. Remember Matthew 7:5? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

So you, as a Catholic, will support your "church" in the decision to purchase computers from a company that blatantly advocates homosexuality, and then call yourself a priest? You're a hypocrite.

Easy there Buckspinster... let's not confuse pragmatism with hypocrisy okay?

Mr. Jobs made a personal pilgrimage to visit Our Holy Father® and, after presenting a seven figure donation to one of our many worthy charities, explained to His Holiness that a so-called "gay marriage" was just a means to extend spousal benefits under a type of Usufruct. He also pointed out that such so-called "gay marriages" might result in another Michelangelo or two and who amongst us couldn't use another Pieta!


One of the keys to Catholicism's two thousand years of Christian domination has been our ability to adapt pragmatically under the direction of Our Holy Father... who gets his marching orders directly from God himself.



Bless you, my iconoclastic icosahedronist,
Father Mo



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[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

Easy there Buckspinster... let's not confuse pragmatism with hypocrisy okay?

Mr. Jobs made a personal pilgrimage to visit Our Holy Father® and, after presenting a seven figure donation to one of our many worthy charities, explained to His Holiness that a so-called "gay marriage" was just a means to extend spousal benefits under a type of Usufruct. He also pointed out that such so-called "gay marriages" might result in another Michelangelo or two and who amongst us couldn't use another Pieta!


One of the keys to Catholicism's two thousand years of Christian domination has been our ability to adapt pragmatically under the direction of Our Holy Father... who gets his marching orders directly from God himself.



Bless you, my iconoclastic icosahedronist,
Father Mo



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So you're saying that fags are okay and that you can change the Bible because some old guy wearing a funny hat says it's so? The Bible plainly says NO!

First, the fags: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Leviticus 18:22

Now, the man with the funny hat: For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. Revelation 22:18-19

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

...a seven figure donation to one of our many worthy charities....

Oh, so he paid the defense attorneys' bills, did he? There's another reason not to buy Apple products.

[GMANGRIFFG]

Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

...Remember Matthew 7:5? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

You're the one who needs to obey this verse more than anyone. I don't think that God really needs you to say all of this to this guy. Even if Apple does support gay marriage, that doesn't mean that they cannot produce great and efficient products.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

You're the one who needs to obey this verse more than anyone. I don't think that God really needs you to say all of this to this guy. Even if Apple does support gay marriage, that doesn't mean that they cannot produce great and efficient products.

Friend, that's just one of satan's little tricks to make us turn our backs on God. Just because something is efficient does not make it Godly.
Look at Apple this way: The apple tree was the one thing God told Adam and Eve to stay away from. Satan, in the guise of a serpent, tricked Eve in to eating the fruit and then to give it to Adam. An apple is also a fruit. A fruit is a term for homosexuals. Do you see where this is leading? Apple is a satanic company trying to lead souls astray to the homosexual deathstyle.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

I've written before about the cult-status of apple. Here is a link to the tattoo worshipers who have disgraced their bodies with its symbol:
Tattoos and cult worship