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  • skipintro
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    • Oct 2008
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    #1

    Is "Apple" a False Religion

    Today, Steven Jobs announce he's giving $100,000 to promote sodomite "marriage". I'm using one of his computers right now. Should I donate it to a heathen and get myself a PC.

    Also, is Apple Computer a False Religion?
  • Mr. Seth Cochran
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    • Jul 2008
    • 753

    #2
    Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

    At this article, Pastor Peters tells us:

    “Apple™ uses its corporate logo as a clear allusion to the fall of mankind,”
    It's definitely not for Jesus and that means it's Satanic. Most of their employees are worshiping Satan and contributing to Satan's evil empire without even knowing it.

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    • PrayerIsFun
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      • Oct 2008
      • 47

      #3
      Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

      What about the iPod? Even though it may be an apocalyptic symbol, the Pastors could use it to spread their sermon the a wider audience.
      Revelations 6:16
      "And said to the mountains and rocks,
      Fall on us, and hide us from the face
      of him that sitteth on the throne,
      and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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      • Glendora Christianson
        Spiritual Mother of LBC
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2329

        #4
        Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

        Originally posted by PrayerIsFun View Post
        What about the iPod? Even though it may be an apocalyptic symbol, the Pastors could use it to spread their sermon the a wider audience.
        We do give podcasts, but I recommend that folks purchase an American made brand like RCA or General Electric. Any good Christian knows the secret code of that rainbow Apple sticker. Anything remotely resembling a rainbow means "meet me at the restrooms in the park". As far as Apple computers go . . . I can't imagine why any God fearing heterosexual would want to own an overpriced piece of communist mish-mash. Good Godly HP is the only way to go, and I love the way they treat their whining employees too (muffled snicker).
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        • Wide-Open
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          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

          Apple is pure evil, I agree Mother Glendie.

          I tried to install JesOS on a "mac" once, just for giggles, and the thing went up in smoke with a loud bang.

          That was Satan!

          You don't want Boot Camp, you want Bible Camp.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Talitha
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            • Sep 2025
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

            They promised to bring out the G4 iGod for Pastor Deacon fred's Pod Casts but it never happened.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • WilliamJenningsBryan
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              • Jan 2007
              • 9384

              #7
              Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

              Originally posted by PrayerIsFun View Post
              What about the iPod? Even though it may be an apocalyptic symbol, the Pastors could use it to spread their sermon the a wider audience.
              Anyone ever notice the names of all the present Apple products? iPhone, iPod, iMac are all code words for Godless secularism. It's "I", "I", "I" all the time; entirely self-centered, hedonistic Godless communism. Not to mention that Apple products are always bought by the hippie LIEbrals whose vocabulary rarely extends beyond the word "cool".

              Jesus hates Steve Jobs and Apple.

              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • PrayerIsFun
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                • Oct 2008
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                Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

                Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                Anyone ever notice the names of all the present Apple products? iPhone, iPod, iMac are all code words for Godless secularism. It's "I", "I", "I" all the time; entirely self-centered, hedonistic Godless communism. Not to mention that Apple products are always bought by the hippie LIEbrals whose vocabulary rarely extends beyond the word "cool".

                Jesus hates Steve Jobs and Apple.
                Ever think that the "i" might stand for internet? Are you allowed to think TM?
                Revelations 6:16
                "And said to the mountains and rocks,
                Fall on us, and hide us from the face
                of him that sitteth on the throne,
                and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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                • JennyD
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                  • Dec 2007
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                  #9
                  Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

                  Originally posted by skipintro View Post
                  Today, Steven Jobs announce he's giving $100,000 to promote sodomite "marriage". I'm using one of his computers right now. Should I donate it to a heathen and get myself a PC.

                  Also, is Apple Computer a False Religion?
                  I would suggest that you take it out into the street, pour gasoline on it, and light it ablaze. There's a good chance that Apple computer of yours is demonically possessed, and you'd not want to risk infecting a heathen who COULD possibly be Saved(c), but for the demon you'd introduce into his or her life!

                  Judging from the way Appleites go on and on about their machines, and praising Mr. Jobs, I would say that there's no doubt it's a false religion. Steer clear of all unGodly Apple products!
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                  • Ammiel Habakuk
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                    • Oct 2008
                    • 79

                    #10
                    Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                    I would suggest that you take it out into the street, pour gasoline on it, and light it ablaze. There's a good chance that Apple computer of yours is demonically possessed, and you'd not want to risk infecting a heathen who COULD possibly be Saved©, but for the demon you'd introduce into his or her life!

                    Judging from the way Appleites go on and on about their machines, and praising Mr. Jobs, I would say that there's no doubt it's a false religion. Steer clear of all unGodly Apple products!
                    Tht is such a smart and true post, Sister Jenny, definitely GOD is so great He can even use a woman as His messenger, Glory! I guess I shouldn't be so surprised, He also used a donkey once.
                    Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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                    • MathGeek

                      #11
                      Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

                      Yeah apple computers are pretty good... but for f**k's sake... its a freeking brand name!!! its a PRODUCT they are selling!!! oh and the logo-not a rainbow apple, its just a regular apple they changed it quite a few years ago...

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22833

                        #12
                        Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

                        Originally posted by MathGeek View Post
                        [...]oh and the logo-not a rainbow apple, its just a regular apple they changed it quite a few years ago...
                        M't:7:15: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. I don't think that concealing their true purpose fooled many people.

                        And an apple eh? Who was it who tempted Eve, with traditionally which fruit, in the Garden of Eden?
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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                          • May 2008
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                          #13
                          Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

                          Originally posted by MothGeek View Post
                          Yeah apple computers are pretty good... but for f**k's sake... its a freeking brand name!!! its a PRODUCT they are selling!!! oh and the logo-not a rainbow apple, its just a regular apple they changed it quite a few years ago...
                          As already mentioned, MathGook, Apple is a brand which gave $100,000 to promote Hellbound sodomite "marriage".
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
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                          • VictoryOS
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                            • Dec 2007
                            • 5388

                            #14
                            Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            As already mentioned, MathGook, Apple is a brand which gave $100,000 to promote Hellbound sodomite "marriage".
                            *Sigh* Reverend, sometimes I wonder if it's even worth the trouble to try to talk sense to the Unsaved. Even with the truth staring them right in the face, they choose to turn their backs on the sweet Baby Jesus and continue their morally corrupt ways. If only these fags and fag-enablers could open their minds to the truth and accept the Lord into their hearts!
                            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                            in 2016

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                            • Buzzard
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                              • Oct 2007
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                              #15
                              Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion

                              Is it true that the iPhone allows you to text in tongues?

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