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  • LooneyTunes
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    • Nov 2008
    • 5

    #46
    Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

    Oh, and your link is faulty. Just so yaknow...
    We do not allow satanic code to be posted in this space.--ADMIN

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #47
      Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

      Originally posted by LooneyTunes View Post
      Oh, and your link is faulty. Just so yaknow...
      It works fine for me.

      Maybe you need to get satan out of your computer.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Juliette
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 705

        #48
        Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

        I hate witches, pagans, false christians, tree-worshippers and red - haired harlots.

        But never heard of 'witchs'?

        Another false cult just to mock Jesus?


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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #49
          Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

          Originally posted by LooneyTunes View Post
          I do not think so my fickle fiend. I am THE Witch.

          What are you going to do about it?

          Zap me with your Christian rightousness?!!

          HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
          First I am going to read your username and see how 'witchy ' it sounds. Not very. More Daffy than witchy... So I am going to include a brief addendum in my prayers tonight, after which JESUS will either come into your heart or kill you.

          We take care of Christians, not cartoon characters.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • lilith
            Night Hag
            • Sep 2006
            • 1232

            #50
            Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            It isn't funny! My dog disappeared once, too! There are witches and demons all around, just waiting to get their claws into Christian children....
            Jeez Al,that's so careless....are you sure your dog didn't find just somewhere better to live? Where he got fed?

            So...still basting on the beach then? Um...I mean bringing JC to the heathens?
            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #51
              Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

              Originally posted by lilith View Post
              Jeez Al,that's so careless....are you sure your dog didn't find just somewhere better to live? Where he got fed?

              So...still basting on the beach then? Um...I mean bringing JC to the heathens?
              You could use a little of GOD's mercy! Start tithing NOW. The G20 conference just decided to make New Zealand the world's nuclear waste depository.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Mister Brasil
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2008
                • 518

                #52
                Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                Obviously, as a Christian who respects God's Word, I hate witches and want them to burn. But that's been sufficiently argued in this thread already.

                The thing is, as a scientist, I hate witchcraft for another reason: its incredible irrationality.

                I mean, who, in this day and age, can honestly believe that a little ritual and a profound desire to change things can make magic happen? Goodness is effected through an incredible amount of hard work. If you want somebody to love you, you can't expect results through reciting an incantation to some ridiculously anthropomorphized spirit of birth and nature-- you have to work at it! If you want your enemies to suffer unimaginable tortures, you can't just finger your occult symbols. You have to pick up a rock!

                And c'mon, really-- even if we took as axiomatic that Christianity is incorrect-- what of it? So what if some ridiculous feminine amalgamate of all of the myths of Europe held a moral principle that you shall harm none? Why should you do what she says anyhow?

                No thank you. I don't need that kind of superstitious nonsense. We, as a species, know enough to put that animistic heresy behind us. I choose to accept Jesus, His divinity proved through His miracles, and will obey and pray to Him, and ask Him to help me to deal with the constant horrors of this perfect world until He bodily lifts me to join Him in Heaven.
                Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                • orlandoarmyny
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 8

                  #53
                  Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                  Once again i am posting between patrol duties and chow line. this topic is of interest to me.

                  Firstly i want to say i'm agnostic, meaning im not sure what i believe just yet. It happens when you've seen as much in the world as i. So please do not judge me by that. When god has need of me im here, waiting as always.

                  Im a history major and i find the study of religion very interesting. I find it interesting that the Christian faith has picked up several pagan traditions.(pagan means farmer in latin just incase anyone didnt know that.) For example., on christmas you bring a nice pine tree into your home and decorate it. this was done by druids in medevil times as a way to celebrate the shortest day of the year. Several of the saints feasts fall on numerous other "holidays" celebrating anythign from a full moon to the rise in the tide of a lake.

                  It was done this way to attract people to the religion. Christianity spread through cities much faster then in the country, which is why people call pagans pagans, farmers where the slowest to convert.

                  Now im not saying whose right and whose wrong because thats not my place. But could someone tell me , that if Jesus where to walk through the world today would he dam everyone who didn't agree with him ? no, i dont think he would. in his time he taught love and respect. He healed sinners and he made saints. i have not heard of him damming someone for disagreeing with him.

                  respectively,
                  orlando

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #54
                    Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                    Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
                    Once again i am posting between patrol duties and chow line. this topic is of interest to me.

                    Firstly i want to say i'm agnostic, meaning im not sure what i believe just yet. It happens when you've seen as much in the world as i. So please do not judge me by that. When god has need of me im here, waiting as always.

                    Im a history major and i find the study of religion very interesting. I find it interesting that the Christian faith has picked up several pagan traditions.(pagan means farmer in latin just incase anyone didnt know that.) For example., on christmas you bring a nice pine tree into your home and decorate it. this was done by druids in medevil times as a way to celebrate the shortest day of the year. Several of the saints feasts fall on numerous other "holidays" celebrating anythign from a full moon to the rise in the tide of a lake.

                    It was done this way to attract people to the religion. Christianity spread through cities much faster then in the country, which is why people call pagans pagans, farmers where the slowest to convert.

                    Now im not saying whose right and whose wrong because thats not my place. But could someone tell me , that if Jesus where to walk through the world today would he dam everyone who didn't agree with him ? no, i dont think he would. in his time he taught love and respect. He healed sinners and he made saints. i have not heard of him damming someone for disagreeing with him.

                    respectively,
                    orlando
                    I suppose you mean 'respectfully'', but SATAN always screws up. He can't help it. I'm beginning to think SATAN is a woman. That would answer EVERY unanswered question in Christianity. HELLO! DEMON ALERT!
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • orlandoarmyny
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 8

                      #55
                      Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                      I do apologize for the spelling but its kinda hard to be correct on every detail while your running around in full battle rattle with a m-4 in one hand and a laptop in the other.

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #56
                        Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                        Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
                        I do apologize for the spelling but its kinda hard to be correct on every detail while your running around in full battle rattle with a m-4 in one hand and a laptop in the other.
                        I accept that. Been there and done that. But I had an M-14 and a PRC-25. Ask an old-timer if they know what those are. :-)
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • orlandoarmyny
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                          • Nov 2008
                          • 8

                          #57
                          Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                          Oh i know exactly what they are. Military family for longer then ive been told. back in the states i have a old Springfield and a m-1. all original parts. Im a collector of sorts. I was working on finding that carrier assembly to an m-14 when i shipped out. Beautiful weapon. Radios though are not my field. Im a sharpshooter so i leave that to the bravo team guys.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #58
                            Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                            Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
                            Oh i know exactly what they are. Military family for longer then ive been told. back in the states i have a old Springfield and a m-1. all original parts. Im a collector of sorts. I was working on finding that carrier assembly to an m-14 when i shipped out. Beautiful weapon. Radios though are not my field. Im a sharpshooter so i leave that to the bravo team guys.
                            And yet you don't know how to post in American. Do they accept kids who haven't mastered basic American spelling, grammar and punctuation?

                            I'll bet you're about 14, living in a fantasy world.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • orlandoarmyny
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                              • Nov 2008
                              • 8

                              #59
                              Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                              No, I'm 19 with my second tour in iraq nearly through.

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414

                                #60
                                Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                                Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
                                No, I'm 19 with my second tour in iraq nearly through.
                                See? Jesus has already enlisted you in the War on Islam, so perhaps it's time you accept Him as your Supreme Commander before it's too late and some jihadist sends you to Hell before you have a chance to make right with the Lord.
                                I'll pray for you, and hope you find time for salvation while you're kicking sand nigra butt!
                                Oh, and see if you can find yourself a foxhole. There are no atheists in foxholes.
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