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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
    When god has need of me im here, waiting as always.
    God has no need of you; you need God. Get it right.
    Im a history major and i find the study of religion very interesting. I find it interesting that the Christian faith has picked up several pagan traditions.(pagan means farmer in latin just incase anyone didnt know that.) For example., on christmas you bring a nice pine tree into your home and decorate it. this was done by druids in medevil times as a way to celebrate the shortest day of the year. Several of the saints feasts fall on numerous other "holidays" celebrating anythign from a full moon to the rise in the tide of a lake.
    Yes. This is because Catholicism was invented by Satan to discredit Christianity.
    But could someone tell me , that if Jesus where to walk through the world today would he dam everyone who didn't agree with him ?
    Yes
    no, i dont think he would. in his time he taught love and respect. He healed sinners and he made saints. i have not heard of him damming someone for disagreeing with him.
    Read Revelation. When He comes back, He will kill everyone who rejects Christianity.
    Revelation 19:20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
    21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

    Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
    Not at all. when i get back to the states in a few months i plan on tacking a few trips to explore my faith.
    Friend, dropping acid is no way to find enlightenment. Only Jesus can do that.
    Originally posted by FireandIce View Post
    I was raised wiccan its the only way of life I know, so because I was born into it I am cursed.
    Sounds like it. Maybe God will grant you wisdom and understanding so you can give up wickerism, but at the moment it sounds like He flat-out hates you and plans on casting you into eternal Hellfire.
    I mean wicca is about the earth that "god" created we protect it and love it like he loves us, is that turly so bad?
    Yes. The earth is mostly made of mud and rocks. Why do you reject God and worship mud and rocks instead of Him?
    Originally posted by Patrick1990 View Post
    Please do not hesitate to correct me in case I am wrong, but aren't witches supposed to be females?
    Witches aren't supposed to be female, they're supposed to be dead. Are you an Islamist?

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  • Patrick1990
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    Please do not hesitate to correct me in case I am wrong, but aren't witches supposed to be females? A male witch is called a wizard. A female named Steven? Obviously a shemale!

    BURN him/her/it in GOD's name!

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  • Ahimaaz Smith
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    All this talk of guns reminds me of the witch roundup a couple years back when Brother Geddon showed up with a surplus M1 Abrahms tank and a couple hundred AP rounds. That was a great day for the Lord, not to mention a heck of a lot of fun. It takes a few rounds to get the hang of the laser range-finding sight, but once you're used to it, it's amazing how accurately you can shoot from a platform bouncing across ditches at 60 miles an hour.

    Does anyone know a solider from the church who is here in Iraq? Id very much like to talk with them if you do.
    Of course we do, but they're a little tied up right now kicking Huzballah ass. They're on a pretty tight schedule, since they have to win the war before Barack HUSSEIN Obama pulls them out prematurely. You seem like a pretty good guy, Orlando, even if you aren't saved. Stick with us and we'll see what we can arrange.

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  • orlandoarmyny
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    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    And by the way, don't try to tithe by sending us cases of 10 year old C4 and 1991 HE grenades. We are not easily scammed. A few cases of NEW, UNFIRED M4s with silencers and a battalion basic load of NEW grenades and crew-serves automatic weapons WITH A FEW PALLETS of .50 HE and AP will work, but that crap you are giving away to the Iraqis.....fugheddaboudit. We'd like a couple of Ma-Deuces on 360 degree swivels, too.
    While the m-4s are nice and all i prefer my Barret M107 with heat to night vision scope, a nice sand jacket cover and 25 rounds. My spotter though does enjoy his m4 with dot sight and silencer with an added pistol grip. Being a green beret gets you all the best toys.

    Does anyone know a solider from the church who is here in Iraq? Id very much like to talk with them if you do.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by FireandIce View Post
    I was raised wiccan its the only way of life I know, so because I was born into it I am cursed. I mean wicca is about the earth that "god" created we protect it and love it like he loves us, is that turly so bad?

    I may just be a child but there is more to your god then you can ever begin to understand.
    We don't allow children to post on God's favorite forum. Just how old are you, witch?

    And who are you to tell us about God Almighty? I am an ordained True Christian(tm) Pastor, the requirements for such being quite rigorous. You're some kid who thinks that if you wave a "magic stick" in the air you can make your zits disappear.

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  • VictoryOS
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    Originally posted by FireandIce View Post
    I may just be a child but there is more to your god then you can ever begin to understand.
    Why do you satanists want to understand everything? All the things we need to understand have been written out for us in the good old KJV1611. Everything else is to be left in God's Hands.

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  • Nobar King
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    Do you worship the moon, too?

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  • FireandIce
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    One reason is God cursed them - they are abominations, just like their spelling.
    I was raised wiccan its the only way of life I know, so because I was born into it I am cursed. I mean wicca is about the earth that "god" created we protect it and love it like he loves us, is that turly so bad?

    I may just be a child but there is more to your god then you can ever begin to understand.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    And by the way, don't try to tithe by sending us cases of 10 year old C4 and 1991 HE grenades. We are not easily scammed. A few cases of NEW, UNFIRED M4s with silencers and a battalion basic load of NEW grenades and crew-serves automatic weapons WITH A FEW PALLETS of .50 HE and AP will work, but that crap you are giving away to the Iraqis.....fugheddaboudit. We'd like a couple of Ma-Deuces on 360 degree swivels, too.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
    Not at all. when i get back to the states in a few months i plan on tacking a few trips to explore my faith. i have not decided where to though. Regrettably i don't have the time right now. Though i am very interested in hearing and later when in the states, possibly learning your own beliefs and of this church.
    If you don't have time for Jesus, then you are in deep trouble, pal. Don't you know that Christ is the only thing standing between you and some filthy towelheads home made bomb? Jesus can take you out at any moment. Do you want to die without being Saved(c) by His Grace? I don't think so.

    If you'd like to know more about our beliefs, take a look at THIS thread.

    Maybe when you get back to God's favorite country, you could enroll in some classes to teach you how to write using proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation. I'm sure Jesus would appreciate that too.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    All you need to know is that Jesus is the ONLY way to salvation. Reject that loving, merciful gift and you will spend eternity roasting in the fiery depths of Hell with pain and anguish that will never end.

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  • orlandoarmyny
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    Not at all. when i get back to the states in a few months i plan on tacking a few trips to explore my faith. i have not decided where to though. Regrettably i don't have the time right now. Though i am very interested in hearing and later when in the states, possibly learning your own beliefs and of this church.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
    Haha there are also a small number of foxholes and the ones we have are usually filled with bodies. I guess I'm just waiting for something. I dont know what it is, but im still waiting for it.
    You found your way here while doing God's work in the War on Islam. What more do you need, an engraved invitation?

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  • orlandoarmyny
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    Haha there are also a small number of foxholes and the ones we have are usually filled with bodies. I guess I'm just waiting for something. I dont know what it is, but im still waiting for it.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
    No, I'm 19 with my second tour in iraq nearly through.
    See? Jesus has already enlisted you in the War on Islam, so perhaps it's time you accept Him as your Supreme Commander before it's too late and some jihadist sends you to Hell before you have a chance to make right with the Lord.
    I'll pray for you, and hope you find time for salvation while you're kicking sand nigra butt!
    Oh, and see if you can find yourself a foxhole. There are no atheists in foxholes.

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