[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Mele Kalikimaka! A Warning About Hawaiians!

This sounds like someone with the dry heaves.

At least there a happy ending. Captain Cook got into it with a Hawaiian chief and was killed and eaten. Only the skin of his his hands were saved to use as flyswatters (True Story). Eventually the British negotiated for the return of his bones and took them back to England.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Mele Kalikimaka! A Warning About Hawaiians!

When my dearly departed Milbert and I were on our honeymoon in Maui we thought all the fat Hawaiians on the beaches were whales and giant seals.

I tried pushing one giagantic lady in a black swim suit back in the water....then she called me an "effing howlie" whatever THAT mean and then asked me to rub sun block on her. That whe when I realized it was a human!

There are more chinks and flips there than Hawaiians anyway. I would never go back there. How Pappa P lives out there is beyond me. I thought they were fat, mean, awful pigs of people and they are all going to HELL anyway for worshiping the fire god Pele or something like that.

Pineapples are good though that is the only thing those fat lazy people do right.

RIP Milbert.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Mele Kalikimaka! A Warning About Hawaiians!

Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a!!!

This sounds like the naughty grunting primitive people make when breeding!

PS I discovered another very disturbing Hawaiian word. Maui Wowie and I'd rather not explain what that means!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Mele Kalikimaka! A Warning About Hawaiians!

These Haiwanese scare me a bit to be honest. You you realise how many times they have declared war against us, using voodoo spells?

Tahuwai la a tahuwai wai la
Ehu hene la a pili koo lua la
Pututui lu a ite toe la
Hanu lipo ita paalai
Au we ta huala
Au we ta huala

Tahuwai la a tahuwai wai la
Ehu hene la a pili koo lua la
Pututui lu a ite toe la
Hanu lipo ita paalai
Au we ta huala
Au we ta huala

Pututui lu indeed.