[Carrot Boniface]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

She came directly out of the fiery pits of hell to terrorize our children, trying to convert them to the wicked way of Satan and science, may she burn eternally for her ruining of this great country. Personally my children are now home schooled or "Jesus-schooled" as I like to call it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

She came directly out of the fiery pits of hell to terrorize our children, trying to convert them to the wicked way of Satan and science, may she burn eternally for her ruining of this great country. Personally my children are now home schooled or "Jesus-schooled" as I like to call it.

That's the best approach, Mr. Bonaparte.

Why are you in Rome? Are you preparing to liberate the wealth of the Vatican, and redistribute it to Godly Americans?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

A typical atheist who cannot accept the fact that nigra, chinks, micks, homers and joos are hated by God. His ridiculous assertion that the earth is not flat is where he lost me.

[Carrot Boniface]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

That's the best approach, Mr. Bonaparte.

Why are you in Rome? Are you preparing to liberate the wealth of the Vatican, and redistribute it to Godly Americans?

Yes, trying to liberate our wealth from the false Vatican church, and bring it home it to America were it rightfully belongs, and were God wills for it to be. I hope to have some luck this upcoming Monday. I am also showing the Italians the true word of God, the way He intended it, the American way.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

the false Vatican church

That's odd. I thought you were a papist. Maybe it's just the cross necklace and the stupid grin. And with a name like Boniface, you're just asking people to speculate.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

That's odd. I thought you were a papist. Maybe it's just the cross necklace and the stupid grin. And with a name like Boniface, you're just asking people to speculate.

Are you sure you're a Christian, Mr. Cochran?

You don't seem to know the difference between a cross and a crucifix, and now appear to be trying to interfere with Mr. Boniface's Godly mission to help bring the Pope's stolen wealth back to Landover.

Surely, I misunderstood your post.

Mr. Boniface, I assume you'll start with small, easily-transported items like jewelry, and then work gradually up to paintings, murals, and cathedrals?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

Are you sure you're a Christian, Mr. Cochran?

You don't seem to know the difference between a cross and a crucifix, and now appear to be trying to interfere with Mr. Boniface's Godly mission to help bring the Pope's stolen wealth back to Landover.

Surely, I misunderstood your post.

Mr. Boniface, I assume you'll start with small, easily-transported items like jewelry, and then work gradually up to paintings, murals, and cathedrals?

I agree that his mission is a Godly one and that he should do all in his power to complete it. I was just concerned because he had the screen name of a Catholic saint and a necklace around his neck. With Osambo in office, I'm starting to get paranoid. Sorry.

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

Was he speaking in tongues? I couldn't understand a word. He sounded like my niece Mongie.

[potophan]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

I am an atheist and I am here to debunk your list!

This is now officially a list-thread:

1. Atheists are cowards. He hides behind a mask, thinking perhaps that this will prevent him from being found by the Department of Faith.

No, we are strong enough to think for ourselves. We don't need a God, Jesus, Holy Ghost etc. to keep use strong and to cry to when we are down. We face our problems on our own.

1. Atheists are drunks or stoners. He is obviously wasted on the drugs.

No, we are very intelligent people, we would not make such a stupid mistake as to give into drugs or alcohol.

1. Atheists aren't very bright. He hems and haws, and can't bring his "thoughts" together into a cohesive message.

Really now? It's our thinking that came to us realizing that religion is misleading and destroying society. We think for ourselves while religious people rely on the church and spiritual figures to do all the thinking for them.

1. Atheists are terrorists. At 2:45 or so, he threatens us with cyberterrorism.

I'm not even going to go into this unless I wanted the government to kill me and my family.

1. Atheists hate America. All terrorists hate America, and we see above that atheists are terrorists.

This is for the same reason that I refused to say above. But for the safety of me and my loved ones, I'm not going to state it.

1. Atheists pronounce "especially" as eck-specially.

I don't and neither do any of the atheists I know.

1. Atheists are very long-winded and boring.

Have you ever sat through Sunday service?

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I think I just powerfully owned this list so far.
Who's next?!

[holdenlowe]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

A typical atheist who cannot accept the fact that nigra, chinks, micks, homers and joos are hated by God. His ridiculous assertion that the earth is not flat is where he lost me.

If a god does exist, which I assume that one does, I would think that he would not discriminate on any of his creations and loves them all in an unbiased way.

Also, it is proven that the earth is not flat.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

If a god does exist, which I assume that one does, I would think that he would not discriminate on any of his creations and loves them all in an unbiased way.

Then you would think wrongly.

Romans 9:19-24: Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

[holdenlowe]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

Then you would think wrongly.

Romans 9:19-24: Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

Ok, but the way that I just read that chapter was that the non-believers of God will be made short work of, correct? But that doesn't mean that blacks will all go to hell. It means that only those people that shun god and don't want to be of his creation will be proven to be his creation by dying forever from his holy power, if that makes sense? So, that wouldn't be discrimination, as I believe that God wants faith.

In the same sense, you should know that I am by no means a christian, so I haven't intensely studied the bible. I only have a general knowledge from when I used to attend church when I was little, so I could be entirely wrong and God very well could hate all blacks and sand-nigras.

[potophan]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

Hey ya'll tomorrow is hug an Atheist day!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

Hey ya'll tomorrow is hug an Atheist day!

We are prepared. Garrotes have been issued all-round.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are atheists REALLY like?

I am an atheist and I am here to debunk your list!

No, we are strong enough to think for ourselves. We don't need a God, Jesus, Holy Ghost etc. to keep use strong and to cry to when we are down. We face our problems on our own.

1. Atheists are drunks or stoners. He is obviously wasted on the drugs.

No, we are very intelligent people, we would not make such a stupid mistake as to give into drugs or alcohol.

So, you can prove that no atheist ever has used drugs or alcohol?

1. Atheists aren't very bright. He hems and haws, and can't bring his "thoughts" together into a cohesive message.

Really now? It's our thinking that came to us realizing that religion is misleading and destroying society. We think for ourselves while religious people rely on the church and spiritual figures to do all the thinking for them.

Please demonstrate the intellect of the atheist in question (at beginning of thread), or prove that he is not an atheist.

1. Atheists are terrorists. At 2:45 or so, he threatens us with cyberterrorism.

I'm not even going to go into this unless I wanted the government to kill me and my family.

So, what you're saying is, you're a coward and a terrorist. Like in, um, #1.

1. Atheists hate America. All terrorists hate America, and we see above that atheists are terrorists.

This is for the same reason that I refused to say above. But for the safety of me and my loved ones, I'm not going to state it.

You won't say you hate America, because you're a coward? Interesting, yet pathetic.

1. Atheists pronounce "especially" as eck-specially.

I don't and neither do any of the atheists I know.

Unless you know all atheists, or even the vast majority of atheists, you've here debunked nothing.

1. Atheists are very long-winded and boring.

Have you ever sat through Sunday service?

I didn't know atheists had Sunday services. Is that where you sacrifice Christian babies to Darwin?

I think I just powerfully owned this list so far.

I think you're an idiot.

Who's next?!

1. Atheists cannot count to 2.