[Biblefight]

Re: oh my god

WHO is saying that? I won't stand for it on this forum!

Racism

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18738

Making fun of someone for things they can't control

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14132

Wife beating

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16572

Steroids

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18084

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: oh my god

He's basically saying, "Go beat your wife, Go make fun of black people. Take steroids and roid rage, make fun of other people for being different in ways they can't control." Do this, and you will go to heaven.

WHO is saying that? I won't stand for it on this forum!

[Biblefight]

Re: oh my god

Going to heaven isn't as simple as accepting Christ and getting a ticket. A person can become backslid and fall out of God's good graces. But Christianity is about atonement, knowing what you have done is wrong and asking for forgiveness. If you feel guilty about what you did and ask for God to forgive you, he will. Otherwise, you'll just go to Hell.

He's basically saying, "Go beat your wife, Go make fun of black people. Take steroids and roid rage, make fun of other people for being different in ways they can't control." Do this, and you will go to heaven.

[gtchamp7]

Re: oh my god

Everyone has to be "saved" before they are allowed to get into heaven?

Let's say, for example, a man is an atheist his whole life. Never believed in a god, never followed a faith. He was not a bad person. He lived a normal life. Hell, for the sake of my story, let's say he saved someone else's life.

Is the man denied access to heaven?

However, you say a man who has been "saved", yet has sinned more than this man ever did, is making it to heaven?

You are essentially saying, "you're not a part of our club, so enjoy your time in hell!". That is the epitome of ignorance.

You know what, if god truly judges people that way, I don't even want to go to heaven.

You people seem so concrete in your belief that your religion is the one and true religion and every other religion is an insane cult. For god's sake, the title of this section is "False Religions and Cults - Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!".

No one can say that their religion is absolutly true. Your might be. Or Buddism might be. Or Hinduism might be. Or Catholicism might be. Or Islam might be. Or Satanism might be. Or Scientology might be. Or Jainism might be. Or, there might be no true religion.

Personally, I'm an atheist, simply because I don't know, and I'm not going to even pretend I know for sure.

Fine, say I'm going to hell for what I'm saying. Tell me that my beliefs are going to cause me to burn in hell for all eternity. Tell me that god hates me just because I'm not "saved", or because my beliefs are different.

One last note: gays are not evil as you claim them to be. I'm not gay, but frankly, I have no problem with them. Homosexuality is not some choice that people make, it is who they are. I have friends that are gay, but I look at them no differently than I look at my straight friends.

You people talk all about how you believe Islam is a hate filled religion (I can tell from your emoticon seection panel that has one of 3 terrorists with Arabic writing above their heads being hit with a bomb), but yet you walk around with signs that say "God Hates Fags". That is hate. That is nothing but pure hipocrisy.

You people even go to soldier's funerals and parade around with those signs and say "god killed your son/daughter because there are too many gays in this world". It sure is a good thing we have the Freedom Riders to ride around to those funerals and beat the living hell out of your ignorant asses.

[Biblefight]

Re: oh my god

Dylan, I believe you're a fine man, despite what these sexist, racist scum say of you. Because you see all men and women are created equally by insemination of a female egg by a male sperm cell, not god. So to the man who is a member of the KKK, how does it feel to be a hypocrite. You say god is great, you call everyone your brother. But in fact, you are taking part in racist activities. You may believe me to burn in the depths of hell, you may call me a ungrateful heathen. But you, you racist scum of a pig, are burning right next to me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: oh my god

Er... because they weren't dinosaurs?...

I'm thinking Dylan is a few fries short of a Happy Meal, Brother Bathfire.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: oh my god

Okay you want facts that what you believe in is baloney. Adam and Eve were said to "populate the earth" but they were alive back when the dinosaurs roamed. The dinosaurs were wiped out why did they still live?

Er... because they weren't dinosaurs?...

[DylanTheNiceBuddhist]

Re: oh my god

Okay you want facts that what you believe in is baloney. Adam and Eve were said to "populate the earth" but they were alive back when the dinosaurs roamed. The dinosaurs were wiped out why did they still live?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: oh my god

Uhhmmmm of course it is....duh who do you think you were talking to this whole time lol did you hear when i punch George Bush in his va jay jay

Wow.

You're boring, semi-literate, and useless. All rolled into one.

[DylanTheNiceBuddhist]

Re: oh my god

Uhhmmmm of course it is....duh who do you think you were talking to this whole time lol did you hear when i punch George Bush in his va jay jay

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: oh my god

No its gotta be you! Thats some fuken KKK motha fukerz i hate dem they try to assassinate me once they learned not to do that agian.

Obama, is that you?

[DylanTheNiceBuddhist]

Re: oh my god

I can do the first, The note from the archives says the photograph was taken in 1948 on a bitterly cold night whilst testing fire-retardant clothing.

Your second request is blasphemous and you've been infracted.

No its gotta be you! Thats some fuken KKK motha fukerz i hate dem they try to assassinate me once they learned not to do that agian. Why do you believe in the bible anyways give me one good reason.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: oh my god

Alright you go first and i want you to give me a picture of you burning the cross and pissing on a picture of god

I can do the first, The note from the archives says the photograph was taken in 1948 on a bitterly cold night whilst testing fire-retardant clothing.

Your second request is blasphemous and you've been infracted.

[DylanTheNiceBuddhist]

Re: oh my god

OK, Ill do that. Will you agree to do the same for us?

Alright you go first and i want you to give me a picture of you burning the cross and pissing on a picture of god

[Nobar King]

Re: oh my god

All right the point Im gonna make is that the bible is a bunch of trash there is no evidence that anything in it is true and you guys should just stop believing that stuff

OK, Ill do that. Will you agree to do the same for us?