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All right the point Im gonna make is that the bible is a bunch of trash there is no evidence that anything in it is true and you guys should just stop believing that stuff
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I can’t understand a word you say.Originally posted by Jebus CrystHi I Jebus, and i looking for a religun and have be looking around long time. Some call I special, but me mome say were you helmit and I be k. I wanting to have guidsense. I tink Gawd will help me. I need to find way to him. plese help. tank you.
Is that like trying to find a rabbit in a pig pen? As with so many atheists, even when you look for The Lord, you look in the wrong places.Originally posted by SteveTheNiceAtheist View Post~finding proof of god is like trying to find proof of unicorns in a horsestable.
It’s there in the Bible. Job:39:10: Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?Originally posted by SteveTheNiceAtheist View PostThere may be a lot of claims, but no one has seen the unicorn... I wonder why... ?
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Isa:34:7: And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
Is that a double post? I still can’t make anything out.Originally posted by Jebus CrystI belweve in me savor Jebus Cryst. I donut wawnt to puve Jebus donut rweal. I jubust want help becus I a swingle blawck mahn. I hawd a jok aboot me and they say i wus sofa-king-wetawted. I donut agwee wif dis. Fwank you. pwease weply.
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Originally posted by SteveTheNiceAtheist View Post~finding proof of god is like trying to find proof of unicorns in a horsestable.
There may be a lot of claims, but no one has seen the unicorn... I wonder why... ?
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Originally posted by Jebus CrystHi I Jebus, and i looking for a religun and have be looking around long time. Some call I special, but me mome say were you helmit and I be k. I wanting to have guidsense. I tink Gawd will help me. I need to find way to him. plese help. tank you.
~finding proof of god is like trying to find proof of unicorns in a horsestable.
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This just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover. You're not really a nice Buddhist, are you, Dylan?
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I get the feeling this thread got abit sidetracked, didn't it? >.>
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Actually i've read everything i this thread and i dont recall anything about masterbating on Jesus's faceOriginally posted by Nobar King View PostCome closer, boy, I'll knock some sense into you with my prayer stick.
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I bet you think you're the very first retarded heathen to come here, don't you?Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View PostTo watch porn and jack off of course to some naked ladies oh yeah. What do you do on the computer all day jack off to Jesus? hope you have fun wit that
Guess what, little boy . . . there's not a thing you can say that will shock us. If you bothered to read this forum before spouting your idiocy, you'd know that we've seen it all.
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To watch porn and jack off of course to some naked ladies oh yeah. What do you do on the computer all day jack off to Jesus? hope you have fun wit that
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I'm here to talk with my Christian friends about Jesus, and share His Love with people who come seeking Him.Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View PostHahaha im 20 but nice try what do you gain from being here anyways this place is unremunerancable and homoish
What are you doing here? And why is a 20-year-old retarded being allowed to play with his mommy's computer unsupervised?
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Hahaha im 20 but nice try what do you gain from being here anyways this place is unremunerancable and homoish
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I guess that means you ARE 12? Or are you just a retarded?Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View PostFancy words your using there ..... oh yeah take this you banal adamant fool OoOoO wadup i can use fancy words too
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Come closer, boy, I'll knock some sense into you with my prayer stick.
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Fancy words your using there ..... oh yeah take this you banal adamant fool OoOoO wadup i can use fancy words tooOriginally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostNo, I'm reading your writing and assuming you're 12 or 13 and in remedial English, because you're incapable of crafting a coherent or grammatically correct sentence.
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No, I'm reading your writing and assuming you're 12 or 13 and in remedial English, because you're incapable of crafting a coherent or grammatically correct sentence.Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View PostWow "how old are you?" Are you trying to come on to me sorry but Im not a homo !!!PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!!!
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