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  • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
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    All right the point Im gonna make is that the bible is a bunch of trash there is no evidence that anything in it is true and you guys should just stop believing that stuff

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by Jebus Cryst
    Hi I Jebus, and i looking for a religun and have be looking around long time. Some call I special, but me mome say were you helmit and I be k. I wanting to have guidsense. I tink Gawd will help me. I need to find way to him. plese help. tank you.
    I can’t understand a word you say.

    Originally posted by SteveTheNiceAtheist View Post
    ~finding proof of god is like trying to find proof of unicorns in a horsestable.
    Is that like trying to find a rabbit in a pig pen? As with so many atheists, even when you look for The Lord, you look in the wrong places.

    Originally posted by SteveTheNiceAtheist View Post
    There may be a lot of claims, but no one has seen the unicorn... I wonder why... ?
    It’s there in the Bible. Job:39:10: Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
    [...]
    Isa:34:7: And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

    Originally posted by Jebus Cryst
    I belweve in me savor Jebus Cryst. I donut wawnt to puve Jebus donut rweal. I jubust want help becus I a swingle blawck mahn. I hawd a jok aboot me and they say i wus sofa-king-wetawted. I donut agwee wif dis. Fwank you. pwease weply.
    Is that a double post? I still can’t make anything out.

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  • SteveTheNiceAtheist
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    Originally posted by SteveTheNiceAtheist View Post
    ~finding proof of god is like trying to find proof of unicorns in a horsestable.

    There may be a lot of claims, but no one has seen the unicorn... I wonder why... ?

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  • SteveTheNiceAtheist
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    Originally posted by Jebus Cryst
    Hi I Jebus, and i looking for a religun and have be looking around long time. Some call I special, but me mome say were you helmit and I be k. I wanting to have guidsense. I tink Gawd will help me. I need to find way to him. plese help. tank you.

    ~finding proof of god is like trying to find proof of unicorns in a horsestable.

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  • Nobar King
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    This just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover. You're not really a nice Buddhist, are you, Dylan?

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  • SteveTheNiceAtheist
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    I get the feeling this thread got abit sidetracked, didn't it? >.>

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  • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Come closer, boy, I'll knock some sense into you with my prayer stick.
    Actually i've read everything i this thread and i dont recall anything about masterbating on Jesus's face

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View Post
    To watch porn and jack off of course to some naked ladies oh yeah. What do you do on the computer all day jack off to Jesus? hope you have fun wit that
    I bet you think you're the very first retarded heathen to come here, don't you?

    Guess what, little boy . . . there's not a thing you can say that will shock us. If you bothered to read this forum before spouting your idiocy, you'd know that we've seen it all.

    May I add:

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  • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
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    To watch porn and jack off of course to some naked ladies oh yeah. What do you do on the computer all day jack off to Jesus? hope you have fun wit that

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View Post
    Hahaha im 20 but nice try what do you gain from being here anyways this place is unremunerancable and homoish
    I'm here to talk with my Christian friends about Jesus, and share His Love with people who come seeking Him.

    What are you doing here? And why is a 20-year-old retarded being allowed to play with his mommy's computer unsupervised?

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  • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
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    Hahaha im 20 but nice try what do you gain from being here anyways this place is unremunerancable and homoish

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View Post
    Fancy words your using there ..... oh yeah take this you banal adamant fool OoOoO wadup i can use fancy words too
    I guess that means you ARE 12? Or are you just a retarded?

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  • Nobar King
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    Come closer, boy, I'll knock some sense into you with my prayer stick.

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  • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    No, I'm reading your writing and assuming you're 12 or 13 and in remedial English, because you're incapable of crafting a coherent or grammatically correct sentence.
    Fancy words your using there ..... oh yeah take this you banal adamant fool OoOoO wadup i can use fancy words too

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View Post
    Wow "how old are you?" Are you trying to come on to me sorry but Im not a homo !!!PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!!!
    No, I'm reading your writing and assuming you're 12 or 13 and in remedial English, because you're incapable of crafting a coherent or grammatically correct sentence.

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