[eternal]

Re: satan

I'm sorry but god did not write anything in the bible
people did
And how can we trust these people
they were probably trippin on some ergot fungus(LSD precursor)it was commonly found on grains back then

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: satan

hello all!
I'm a little different then most of you
I worship our dark lord Satan on a daily basis
I wake up every morning at 6 and begin to cut my thighs. I collect at least .5 ounces of blood. I begin to draw a pentaram. I put candles on all five points. I then go to the back room and pick the fattest rabbit i can find, I bring him in the middle of the pentagram. I go to the garage and get my sledge hammer. and SPLAT the prayer begins

So you celebrate Christmas with the Clintons. We're not impressed by name-dropping, dweeb.

Don't treat me with disrespect just because i am different then most of you

There are so many other reasons to treat you with disrespect:

You're an idiot
You're unsaved trash
You're going to Hell
God hates you
You pal around with Clintons
You're still an idiot
You're boring
You're just like every other gothtard who shows up trying to shock us
and
You're an idiot

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Re: satan

hmmm i don't believe in satan but you have every right to belief what you believe. however i cannot approve of such horrible cruelty toward animals!!! why would u go out of your way to destroy an innocent aminal? poor bunny! so what does your religion teach besides killing innocent animals?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: satan

poor bunny!

Dear girly boy, whilst I do not condone eternal's Rabbit Stew for Satan post, your own post is worrying. Are all wiccan priests as snuffly and as delicate as you? It would seem "I'm seriously about to cry" is the wiccan battle cry, a shameful and unmanly squeaking.

REPENT of your quivering lower lip; become a warrior for Christ!