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  • potophan
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    • Jan 2009
    • 33

    #61
    Re: Paganism

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Too much detail! Gah! That’s awful! Have you no shame – someone might come along and read that!

    It would have been enough to say that babies are found in bulrushes like Moses!
    You all are a bunch of chicken asses who are too afraid to accept science. Grow up and crawl out from under your Jeebus rock into the light and take a good look at the world around you! And watch the whole video, smart asses. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #62
      Re: Paganism

      Originally posted by potophan View Post
      You all are a bunch of chicken asses who are too afraid to accept science. Grow up and crawl out from under your Jeebus rock into the light and take a good look at the world around you! And watch the whole video, smart asses. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
      Son, you are one sick puppy! You are already on moderation, but you are about to go into the basement on quarantine.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • potophan
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        • Jan 2009
        • 33

        #63
        Re: Paganism

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        Son, you are one sick puppy! You are already on moderation, but you are about to go into the basement on quarantine.
        Yes, I am well aware that I am on moderation and I would be much obliged if you could take me off so I can add a signature. I also promise I will straighten up and tone down my feminazi side a bit.

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        • ColickyVampire
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          • Jan 2009
          • 50

          #64
          Re: Paganism

          It's so sad that a pagan turned to a life of lies like she did.
          burp the baby

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #65
            Re: Paganism

            Originally posted by potophan View Post
            Yes, I am well aware that I am on moderation and I would be much obliged if you could take me off so I can add a signature. I also promise I will straighten up and tone down my feminazi side a bit.
            Friend, it's not enough to tell us that you will straighten up. Hell is filled with false promises. You have to actually prove yourself first through your actions. Until then, it's not worth the risk that you might put in a signature that will violate God's rules and this forum's.
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            • potophan
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              • Jan 2009
              • 33

              #66
              Re: Paganism

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              Friend, it's not enough to tell us that you will straighten up. Hell is filled with false promises. You have to actually prove yourself first through your actions. Until then, it's not worth the risk that you might put in a signature that will violate God's rules and this forum's.
              If you lift my ban, I will prove to you that deep down inside I am an angel child. I will also be eternally grateful to you and this forum by obeying all your rules. So please, repeal my ban and let me show you the good I am capable of.

              Much Gratitude,
              Potophan

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              • Jeebus
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2009
                • 2

                #67
                Re: Paganism

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                Son, you are one sick puppy! You are already on moderation, but you are about to go into the basement on quarantine.
                Hmm.. Call me crazy, but I've got a hunch that potophan is a chick. I don't think that a guy would write -blank- power in really big words like she did in this thread, I believe.

                Anyway, she is a bit out of control I must say.

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #68
                  Re: Paganism

                  Originally posted by Jeebus View Post
                  Hmm.. Call me crazy, but I've got a hunch that potophan is a chick. I don't think that a guy would write -blank- power in really big words like she did in this thread, I believe.

                  Anyway, she is a bit out of control I must say.
                  Call me crazy, but I've got a hunch that potophan is you.

                  Oh, and I also have a hunch that you're about to be banned.

                  One account per user. Thanks, troll boy.

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                  • JennyD
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                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #69
                    Re: Paganism

                    Originally posted by potophan View Post
                    If you lift my ban, I will prove to you that deep down inside I am an angel child. I will also be eternally grateful to you and this forum by obeying all your rules. So please, repeal my ban and let me show you the good I am capable of.

                    Much Gratitude,
                    Potophan
                    Originally posted by Jeebus View Post
                    Hmm.. Call me crazy, but I've got a hunch that potophan is a chick. I don't think that a guy would write -blank- power in really big words like she did in this thread, I believe.

                    Anyway, she is a bit out of control I must say.
                    Thank you, potophan, for showing us that deep down inside you are a demon child.

                    Why do you hate Jesus?
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                    • potophan
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                      • Jan 2009
                      • 33

                      #70
                      Re: Paganism

                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                      Thank you, potophan, for showing us that deep down inside you are a demon child.
                      I was desperate for a second chance.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #71
                        Re: Paganism

                        Originally posted by potophan View Post
                        I was desperate for a second chance.
                        You are going about this in the wrong way.

                        If you want to regain your posting privileges, you have to change your behavior. Start off by composing an apology to Jesus. 500 words minimum.

                        One more episode of trollishness, and you're out. Permanently.

                        Also, a tithe would be timely right about now. That shiny "Donate" button at the bottom of the page is calling you...
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • 999Dev
                          Unsaved trash, Drunken aussie scum
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 33

                          #72
                          Re: Paganism

                          Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                          Why don't you repeat that lie a few more times? You might eventually convince yourself that it's true.


                          He didn't read it, nor will he. It will challenge his world view too much and make him think.

                          I read it and found Mrs. Thomas' testimony to be powerful. I don't think anyone could remain a pagan after reading that.

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          glass houses stones no throw.

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #73
                            Re: Paganism

                            Originally posted by 999Dev View Post
                            glass houses stones no throw.
                            Friend, are you a retarded or a savage abo from the darkest jungles of Australia?
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • 999Dev
                              Unsaved trash, Drunken aussie scum
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 33

                              #74
                              Re: Paganism

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              Friend, are you a retarded or a savage abo from the darkest jungles of Australia?
                              :whoosh:

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #75
                                Re: Paganism

                                Originally posted by 999Dev View Post
                                :whoosh:
                                Shouldn't that be "click clack click click tick" ?
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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