Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

[WeAreAllEqual]

Does playing the electric guitar make me a borderline heretic?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Does playing the electric guitar make me a borderline heretic?

No more than asking stupid questions. Unless it is an ELECTRIC guitar or wires plug into it.

[WeAreAllEqual]

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No more than asking stupid questions. Unless it is an ELECTRIC guitar.

Oh. Why is electric guitar bad? I play beautiful melodies.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh. Why is electric guitar bad? I play beautiful melodies.

Because it allows one to overdrive the amp and make disgusting, atonal, offkey, narcotic music like that Darkie Jimi Hendrix who was an abomination unto GOD.

[ObamaSupporter69]

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Hey just a question, what is wrong with sticking wires into a electric guitar.. It is just electronics with no reference to homosexual or heterosexual.

[WeAreAllEqual]

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Because it allows one to overdrive the amp and make disgusting, atonal, offkey, narcotic music like that Darkie Jimi Hendrix who was an abomination unto GOD.

Oh. So like, Norwegian Black metal would be bad then right?

[Wide-Open]

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We all know satan has a soothing voice friend, but that doesn't make it OK.

May I suggest you start by removing your coilovers and humbuckers, the wiring, the knobs, and anything else that is remotely electric?

Now play it. Does it still sound as good?

Thought not.

That difference = satan.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh. So like, Norwegian Black metal would be bad then right?

I have no idea what that is. You ought to ask a Norwegian. They are so backwards that it's probably like Tiny Tim accompanying himself to 'tiptoe through the tulips'.

[WeAreAllEqual]

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We all know satan has a soothing voice friend, but that doesn't make it OK.

May I suggest you start by removing your coilovers and humbuckers, the wiring, the knobs, and anything else that is remotely electric?

Now play it. Does it still sound as good?

Thought not.

That difference = satan.

Really? Well screw this Satan has way more fun!

[Wide-Open]

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Friend, we are here to praise Jesus. Why are you here? How old are you son? Did you come here to mock us? What church do you attend? Fender or Gibson?

[WeAreAllEqual]

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Friend, we are here to praise Jesus. Why are you here? How old are you son? Did you come here to mock us? What church do you attend? Fender or Gibson?

Gibson of course!

[ObamaSupporter69]

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OBAMA IS FREEING AMERICA, TEAR THE CHAINS OF OPPRESSION THAT BUSH LAID ON YOU. REALIZE YOU ARE LISTENING TO A NEW GENERATION OF NAZIS EVERYTIME YOU READ A POST HERE. HONESTLY, CHRIST WAS A JEW, IT SAYS SO IN SCRIPTURE. TO HATE JEWS IS TO HATE CHRIST, OUR SAVIOR. YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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OBAMA IS FREEING AMERICA, TEAR THE CHAINS OF OPPRESSION THAT BUSH LAID ON YOU. REALIZE YOU ARE LISTENING TO A NEW GENERATION OF NAZIS EVERYTIME YOU READ A POST HERE. HONESTLY, CHRIST WAS A JEW, IT SAYS SO IN SCRIPTURE. TO HATE JEWS IS TO HATE CHRIST, OUR SAVIOR. YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME.

Yakkity Yak....Don't talk back. Christ was NOT a JOO and Obama isn't the president yet.

[ObamaSupporter69]

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The sad realization that i have come to is that you are a cult meant to kill freedom in its purest form. What was Christ then, a christian, it says nowhere he was.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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The sad realization that i have come to is that you are a cult meant to kill freedom in its purest form. What was Christ then, a christian, it says nowhere he was.

Christ was the first Christian. That's why it's called "Christianity". Hello.