[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

Does playing the electric guitar make me a borderline heretic?

There's no such thing as a "borderline heretic". One is either saved or not saved. I think I have a pretty good guess as to which one you are

CHRIST WAS A JEW, IT SAYS SO IN SCRIPTURE.

That lie might work on people who haven't read the Bible and don't know that what you are saying is false.

We've read the Bible, and we know that Christ renounced Judaism.

John 7:1 After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in Jewry, because the Jews sought to kill him.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[JennyD]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

The sad realization that i have come to is that you are a cult meant to kill freedom in its purest form. What was Christ then, a christian, it says nowhere he was.

And yet you support Obama, who wants the Federal government to run all industry in the country?

You supported a socialist dictator, and accuse us of wanting to kill freedom.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

So you are saying Jesus believed he would save himself... Oh i get it now, piffletard

My dear retarded friend...I did not say that. Jesus died (temporarily) for OUR sins. Begone, trashmouth!

[ObamaSupporter69]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

So you are saying Jesus believed he would save himself... Oh i get it now, fucktard

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

The sad realization that i have come to is that you are a cult meant to kill freedom in its purest form. What was Christ then, a christian, it says nowhere he was.

Christ was the first Christian. That's why it's called "Christianity". Hello.

[ObamaSupporter69]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

The sad realization that i have come to is that you are a cult meant to kill freedom in its purest form. What was Christ then, a christian, it says nowhere he was.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

OBAMA IS FREEING AMERICA, TEAR THE CHAINS OF OPPRESSION THAT BUSH LAID ON YOU. REALIZE YOU ARE LISTENING TO A NEW GENERATION OF NAZIS EVERYTIME YOU READ A POST HERE. HONESTLY, CHRIST WAS A JEW, IT SAYS SO IN SCRIPTURE. TO HATE JEWS IS TO HATE CHRIST, OUR SAVIOR. YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME.

Yakkity Yak....Don't talk back. Christ was NOT a JOO and Obama isn't the president yet.

[ObamaSupporter69]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

OBAMA IS FREEING AMERICA, TEAR THE CHAINS OF OPPRESSION THAT BUSH LAID ON YOU. REALIZE YOU ARE LISTENING TO A NEW GENERATION OF NAZIS EVERYTIME YOU READ A POST HERE. HONESTLY, CHRIST WAS A JEW, IT SAYS SO IN SCRIPTURE. TO HATE JEWS IS TO HATE CHRIST, OUR SAVIOR. YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME.

[WeAreAllEqual]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

Friend, we are here to praise Jesus. Why are you here? How old are you son? Did you come here to mock us? What church do you attend? Fender or Gibson?

Gibson of course!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

Friend, we are here to praise Jesus. Why are you here? How old are you son? Did you come here to mock us? What church do you attend? Fender or Gibson?

[WeAreAllEqual]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

We all know satan has a soothing voice friend, but that doesn't make it OK.

May I suggest you start by removing your coilovers and humbuckers, the wiring, the knobs, and anything else that is remotely electric?

Now play it. Does it still sound as good?

Thought not.

That difference = satan.

Really? Well screw this Satan has way more fun!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

Oh. So like, Norwegian Black metal would be bad then right?

I have no idea what that is. You ought to ask a Norwegian. They are so backwards that it's probably like Tiny Tim accompanying himself to 'tiptoe through the tulips'.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

We all know satan has a soothing voice friend, but that doesn't make it OK.

May I suggest you start by removing your coilovers and humbuckers, the wiring, the knobs, and anything else that is remotely electric?

Now play it. Does it still sound as good?

Thought not.

That difference = satan.

[WeAreAllEqual]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

Because it allows one to overdrive the amp and make disgusting, atonal, offkey, narcotic music like that Darkie Jimi Hendrix who was an abomination unto GOD.

Oh. So like, Norwegian Black metal would be bad then right?

[ObamaSupporter69]

Re: Stuff That Makes You A Borderline Heretic

Hey just a question, what is wrong with sticking wires into a electric guitar.. It is just electronics with no reference to homosexual or heterosexual.