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  • Hello from Santa

    I represent the greater "evil" Satan.
    Tonight will be a very special night for you folks.
    A greater ritual is being held to dispose all sheep Christians.
    Don't worry if your doom doesn't come immediately it will.

    This is not fake if i was dumb ass you i'd be sure to pray all night.

    Hail satan and set!
    Sincerely,
    your friend Vallen.

  • #2
    Re: Hello from satan

    Originally posted by set_seth View Post
    I represent the greater "evil" Satan.
    Tonight will be a very special night for you folks.
    A greater ritual is being held to dispose all sheep Christians.
    Don't worry if your doom doesn't come immediately it will.

    This is not fake if i was dumb ass you i'd be sure to pray all night.

    Hail satan and set!
    Sincerely,
    your friend Vallen.
    I am Death incarnate. You are a poser gothfag who thought he would go and have a laugh at those crazy christians at Landover. Get out. You must be lame to think this is going to get you anything but the door. Better yet, how about we throw in a little hellfire for no extra charge mmmkay?
    I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello from satan

      Originally posted by set_seth View Post
      I represent the greater "evil" Satan.
      Tonight will be a very special night for you folks.
      A greater ritual is being held to dispose all sheep Christians.
      Don't worry if your doom doesn't come immediately it will.

      This is not fake if i was dumb ass you i'd be sure to pray all night.

      Hail satan and set!
      Sincerely,
      your friend Vallen.



















      ........................ oh, I do beg your pardon - I must've nodded off. You were saying?
      True Christians are Perfect!

      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello from satan

        Originally posted by set_seth View Post
        I represent the greater "evil" Satan.... your friend Vallen.
        Folks, this is what happens to you if you spend too much time listening to those Joel Osteen Live CDs.

        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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        • #5
          Re: Hello from satan

          Originally posted by set_seth
          Hahaha.
          just you wait and see.
          Throw me in hell please?
          i love the pain.
          I see somebody's parents spared the rod and spoiled this child.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello from satan

            Originally posted by set_seth View Post
            I represent the greater "evil" Satan.
            Tonight will be a very special night for you folks.
            A greater ritual is being held to dispose all sheep Christians.
            Don't worry if your doom doesn't come immediately it will.

            This is not fake if i was dumb ass you i'd be sure to pray all night.

            Hail satan and set!
            Sincerely,
            your friend Vallen.

            9

            Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello from satan

              Originally posted by set_seth
              hes a faggot i learned from satan himself.
              you don't believe me? fine it will just make the curse work better.
              Oh, I believe you -- your pimply power terrified me so much I prayed to JESUS that you might be banned.

              Praise Him, that we can all feel safe again.
              True Christians are Perfect!

              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello from satan

                Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                Oh, I believe you -- your pimply power terrified me so much I prayed to JESUS that you might be banned.

                Praise Him, that we can all feel safe again.
                The power of prayer is amazing.I rebuked him in the name of Jesus,and right after he was banned.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello from satan

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                  Oh, I believe you -- your pimply power terrified me so much I prayed to JESUS that you might be banned.

                  Praise Him, that we can all feel safe again.
                  He fears death and he fears that he won't be able to drive us into the arms of his evil god. Good thing you did there Mrs.Rogers!
                  I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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