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    • Nov 2006
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    #16
    Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

    Perhaps the reason behind it being in demand is because it's decently well written and so thick that it is sure to pass alot of time.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #17
      Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

      Originally posted by neko-lear View Post
      Perhaps the reason behind it being in demand is because it's decently well written and so thick that it is sure to pass alot of time.
      Or maybe the softness and texture of the paper it's printed on makes for a fine alternative to regular bathroom tissue.
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      • Enobarbus
        Professor of English Landover University
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 3496

        #18
        Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

        Originally posted by neko-lear View Post
        Perhaps the reason behind it being in demand is because it's decently well written and so thick that it is sure to pass alot of time.
        One must wonder, Neko, whether you are not so thick yourself that your assessment of whether something is "decenly well-written" can be taken very seriously. That and whether the demon of false liebral Christianity has blinded your eyes to the truth. Harry Potter and his creator Rowling are tools of Satan that lead impressionable young people away from the Lord. One would think that you could at least see and admit that, even if your alliance with the forces of the Dark prevents you from helping at our book burnings.
        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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        • Enobarbus
          Professor of English Landover University
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 3496

          #19
          Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

          Originally posted by Undecided View Post
          Aww! Brother Temperance! I do believe that was the nicest post you've ever made! *Gives you a cookie* There, there, dear Brother T, it's not your fault you were so unlucky as to be born American.
          Idiot.
          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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          • Lunadea
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            • Nov 2006
            • 69

            #20
            Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

            Originally posted by neko-lear View Post
            Perhaps the reason behind it being in demand is because it's decently well written and so thick that it is sure to pass alot of time.
            Even Mrs Betty Bowers herself admits that Harry Potter is more appealing than anything the Christians are putting up.

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            • Appelfap.
              Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2007
              • 130

              #21
              Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              I wasn't born American. I suppose you racist Canuckistanis are probably incapable of telling civilised white people apart. How very ignorant you are.
              So you are a crimmigrant then?
              I'm just using the words of the True Christians.
              =/=

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                So you are a crimmigrant then?
                I'm just using the words of the True Christians.
                No, I'm English. And I live in England. Do you have a problem with that, you racist Eurofag?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • the dud
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 96

                  #23
                  Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  No, I'm English. And I live in England. Do you have a problem with that, you racist Eurofag?
                  I Have a problem with you calling someone a fag

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                  • Appelfap.
                    Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 130

                    #24
                    Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                    I am rascist now?
                    Because I use words your fellow Christians use to.
                    =/=

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
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                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #25
                      Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                      Originally posted by the dud View Post
                      I Have a problem with you calling someone a fag
                      And Jesus has a problem with someone being a fag. I suppose you PC fascists think we shouldn't be allowed to call a spade a negro nowadays?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • mister A.H.
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 78

                        #26
                        Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                        Almost everyone on this site is a racist, facist, ...

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                        • Lunadea
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                          • Nov 2006
                          • 69

                          #27
                          Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          And Jesus has a problem with someone being a fag. I suppose you PC fascists think we shouldn't be allowed to call a spade a negro nowadays?
                          I thought that they were an abomination to him, Mr Brother Temperance. Watching some of those British films about upper-class british poofters I think he has a point.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #28
                            Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                            Originally posted by mister A.H. View Post
                            Almost everyone on this site is a racist, facist, ...
                            As Jesus promised, I have suffered a lot of abuse and persecution from unGodly secularists since becoming a Christian, but I don't think I've ever been called an ellipsis before.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Kick Me
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 31

                              #29
                              Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                              Originally posted by Girls Do Not Wear Pants View Post
                              Well of course Harry Potter is demonic. JK Rowling is known to be a witch. Only a witch could write such vile stories for children. I say we burn her at the stake for being a witch. But first we should make her watch her books being burned.
                              Thats soooooo retarded you all run out to the stores buy as many
                              harry potter books as you can at like $15.90 to $17.90 a book just to burn it. you all are a little .

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                              • Kick Me
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 31

                                #30
                                Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                                Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                                One must wonder, Neko, whether you are not so thick yourself that your assessment of whether something is "decenly well-written" can be taken very seriously. That and whether the demon of false liebral Christianity has blinded your eyes to the truth. Harry Potter and his creator Rowling are tools of Satan that lead impressionable young people away from the Lord. One would think that you could at least see and admit that, even if your alliance with the forces of the Dark prevents you from helping at our book burnings.
                                maybe if you toke the time to read the freaking book you would see that
                                it has christan undertones. like when harry fights of the dark wizards with
                                light. and that the main bad guy looks like a snake.
                                i HATE snakes

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