[Appelfap.]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

Thats soooooo retarded you all run out to the stores buy as many
harry potter books as you can at like $15.90 to $17.90 a book just to burn it. you all are a little .

Of course, they can just steal them in place of spending money at such a book.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

Of course, they can just steal them in place of spending money at such a book.

Son, I am disapointed. Just when I thought you were making progress, you go and take a wrong turn.

You see, True Christians™ never steal. God has pretty strong feelings about that.

"If a man shall steal an ox, or a sheep, and kill it, or sell it; he shall restore five oxen for an ox, and four sheep for a sheep. ... If he have nothing, then he shall be sold for his theft." -- Exodus 22:1-3

I think He might be upset about stealing books too. Although we do get a great deal on them in bulk (wholesale from a joo).

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

Thats soooooo retarded you all run out to the stores buy as many
harry potter books as you can at like $15.90 to $17.90 a book just to burn it. you all are a little .

Only an imbecile would think that we would buy Harry Potter books so we could use them as fuel to burn their author at the stake!

For book-burnings, we have new-member parents go through their own homes and bring any inappropriate reading material, such as Harry Potter books, anything involving "two mommies", National Geographic, the New Infidel Version Bible, or anything by Ray Romano to the Church for the Bonfire and Barbeque.

We also send Brother B-J and his associates to tour local libraries and schools, to be sure that there is nothing inappropriate there, such as Jane Fonda workout tapes, Disney materials, or anything involving that bizarre animatronic Cher.

Really. BUYING books to burn. Then they'd have profit, and print more of the evil books!


Changing gears for a moment, I'm happy to announce that author J.K. Rowling has agreed to host a book-signing on March 31 in Freehold! We've asked her to bring lots of copies of her books to sign and sell; when we told her to bring a truckload, oh, you should have seen her eyes light up!

[maverickxeo]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

A shame there are fans in Freehold. A shame there are fans all over the world. It looks like you might have just made her a lot more money by telling her to bring a lot.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

Oh, I'm sure she'll just melt when she sees the surprise welcome we have planned for her!


And what is your obsession with money? You do realize that money is the root of all evil, do you not?

[maverickxeo]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

Oh, I'm sure she'll just melt when she sees the surprise welcome we have planned for her!


And what is your obsession with money? You do realize that money is the root of all evil, do you not?

You realize she will have protection, right?

And if money is the root of all evil, why do you demand 'True Christians' tithe?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

Our team of attorneys doesn't work for free you know! They are Jewish after all. Our fleet of aircraft also requires a great deal of money for upkeep and fuel and whatnot. God demands no less than 10% (but preferably 100%) of what His followers make, and who are we to question God's Work?

[maverickxeo]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

Our team of attorneys doesn't work for free you know! They are Jewish after all. Our fleet of aircraft also requires a great deal of money for upkeep and fuel and whatnot. God demands no less than 10% (but preferably 100%) of what His followers make, and who are we to question God's Work?

So you let Jewish work for you? I thought that was against your religion?

So you proved yourself to be a hypocrite twice in the same post.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

A shame there are fans in Freehold. A shame there are fans all over the world. It looks like you might have just made her a lot more money by telling her to bring a lot.

Oh, yes. There are lots of people eager to turn out to see JK Rowling and a truckload of her books in Freehold, which is the gated community populated entirely and exclusively by members of Landover Baptist Church.

March 31. Bring your marshmallows and roasting sticks!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

So you let Jewish work for you? I thought that was against your religion?

"Jewish" is an adjective. I think the word you were looking for is "Jews". Now ignoring that, as I'm sure you will, I'm curious where you get the idea that True Christianity is against hiring Christ-killers when their dark talents do have some uses.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

"Jewish" is an adjective. I think the word you were looking for is "Jews". Now ignoring that, as I'm sure you will, I'm curious where you get the idea that True Christianity is against hiring Christ-killers when their dark talents do have some uses.

May I answer for him, Sister M&Ms?

"It's in the Bible. I don't know where, because I've never read the Bible and am too lazy to, but I'm sure it's there somewhere because I heard it was in there, just like the Seven Deadly Sins and the Pledge of Allegiance and the Bill of Rights. Oh, and you're a hypocrite."

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

May I answer for him, Sister M&Ms?

"It's in the Bible. I don't know where, because I've never read the Bible and am too lazy to, but I'm sure it's there somewhere because I heard it was in there, just like the Seven Deadly Sins and the Pledge of Allegiance and the Bill of Rights. Oh, and you're a hypocrite."

Oh my! It's like the demon who addles his brain jumped right out of his skull and into yours! If I didn't see your name on that post, I could have sworn that it was Mavereczema!

[maverickxeo]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

Oh my! It's like the demon who addles his brain jumped right out of his skull and into yours! If I didn't see your name on that post, I could have sworn that it was Mavereczema!

Thanks for the name calling. And my demon can be vicious, I suggest you back off.

[Kick Me]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

Oh, I'm sure she'll just melt when she sees the surprise welcome we have planned for her!


And what is your obsession with money? You do realize that money is the root of all evil, do you not?

Yes money is the root of all that is evil. just like christianity is the root of all that is ignorent and racist.at least when it comes to progress or change. plus if she does come with in 200feet of your little church of hate
she can wave a hand full of 100s and you will all obey. money maybe evil
but that fact does little to change the amount of power it has on everyone on this planet.sad but true.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

Thanks for the name calling. And my demon can be vicious, I suggest you back off.

Are you threatening a Double Gold Level tithing True Christian™ lady?