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  • #61
    Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

    Originally posted by Kick Me View Post
    Yes money is the root of all that is evil. just like christianity is the root of all that is ignorent and racist.at least when it comes to progress or change.
    So before Christianity, there was no ignorance or racism? There are no ignorant non-Christian racists? I can't believe no-one else has called you out on this.
    Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
    Didn't you people claim to hate her, and want to burn her books at this signing?

    By the way, I like how you can insult me and others, but I insult you, and I lose 'points.'
    We can assign you points as well, if you'd prefer. Or at least we could if you weren't already banned.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #62
      Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

      Originally posted by Kick Me View Post
      Yes money is the root of all that is evil. just like christianity is the root of all that is ignorent and racist.at least when it comes to progress or change.
      So before Christianity, there was no ignorance or racism? There are no ignorant non-Christian racists? I can't believe no-one else has called you out on this.
      Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
      Didn't you people claim to hate her, and want to burn her books at this signing?

      By the way, I like how you can insult me and others, but I insult you, and I lose 'points.'
      We can assign you points as well, if you'd prefer. Or at least we could if you weren't already banned.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #63
        Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

        Originally posted by Kick Me View Post
        Yes money is the root of all that is evil.
        No.

        The Bible tells us that the LOVE of money is the root of evil.

        Have you read God's Word lately? Or are you still on Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Phone?
        plus if she does come with in 200feet of your little church of hate
        she can wave a hand full of 100s and you will all obey.
        Well, she'll be in Freehold, which is close enough. However, since we'll be having a great bonfire to <ahem> honor her, we won't bring her within 200' of the church. We wouldn't want its soaring white spires to get all sooty.

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        • #64
          Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
          No.

          The Bible tells us that the LOVE of money is the root of evil.

          Have you read God's Word lately? Or are you still on Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Phone?

          Well, she'll be in Freehold, which is close enough. However, since we'll be having a great bonfire to <ahem> honor her, we won't bring her within 200' of the church. We wouldn't want its soaring white spires to get all sooty.
          That aside, I'm still not entirely sure why he thinks we'd be so impressed by some witch waving around some hundreds and thousands. I think that's what he meant, anyway.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #65
            Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            That aside, I'm still not entirely sure why he thinks we'd be so impressed by some witch waving around some hundreds and thousands. I think that's what he meant, anyway.
            Perhaps she uses them in lieu of Magic Pixie Dust?

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            • #66
              Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
              No.

              The Bible tells us that the LOVE of money is the root of evil.

              Have you read God's Word lately? Or are you still on Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Phone?

              Well, she'll be in Freehold, which is close enough. However, since we'll be having a great bonfire to <ahem> honor her, we won't bring her within 200' of the church. We wouldn't want its soaring white spires to get all sooty.
              I have wonderful news, brothers and sisters!

              While some may be disappointed that we've been forced to reschedule this weekend's JK Rowling Book-Signing and BBQ due to predicted rainfall, you will be thrilled to know that when she comes next weekend to Freehold, Rowling will be bringing the original manuscript for her new book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!

              Let's all get ready for a GLORYous good time as we gather 'round the bonfire and give Ms. Rowling her due!

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              • #67
                Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                I still looking forward to the new book anyway

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                • #68
                  Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                  Am I to understand that this is final book? Does that mean Mr.Potter is going to die?! I jolly hope so, shall make the book burning extra fun.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                    Originally posted by Neinke View Post
                    Am I to understand that this is final book? Does that mean Mr.Potter is going to die?! I jolly hope so, shall make the book burning extra fun.
                    Are you just alive from the neck down? Rumour control has it that Potter dies we will have to wait and see

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                    • #70
                      Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                      Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
                      Are you just alive from the neck down? Rumour control has it that Potter dies we will have to wait and see
                      Why must you atheists sit here and insult people?

                      Neinke may not think that books promoting witchcraft are a good thing, and hopes that they end.

                      You take this as an opportunity to launch a personal attack on her.

                      Typical atheist. More proof that morals can only come from God, humans are completely lost without Him!

                      Why do you think most people -- drug dealers, prostitutes, murderers, thieves -- in prison are atheists?

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                      • #71
                        Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                        Why must you atheists sit here and insult people?

                        Neinke may not think that books promoting witchcraft are a good thing, and hopes that they end.

                        You take this as an opportunity to launch a personal attack on her.

                        Typical atheist. More proof that morals can only come from God, humans are completely lost without Him!

                        Why do you think most people -- drug dealers, prostitutes, murderers, thieves -- in prison are atheists?

                        Interesting question, I suppose there are a number of reasons why people end up in prison and lack of faith is probably one of them - faith in the system,religion and themselves

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                        • #72
                          Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                          That scarred, bespectacled witch had better die to show the consequences of dealing in Satanic magic!
                          But I'm holding out hope that there might be another ending. Perhaps "JK" stands for "Just Kidding" and the previous books were all meant to have us thinking that Potter was going down a hellbound path, but in the end he is truly Saved by the Glory of Jesus, denounces Hogwarts for the demonic entrapper of children that it is, and burns it to the ground, along with the teachers and any students unwilling to open their eyes and their hearts to the truth.
                          If this happens, Rowling will be one of the greatest tools of God we have ever seen (for a woman)! Just think of all the hearts and minds she will reach! To build of a sinful readership over so many years, then BAM! Word of God! It will catch them so off-guard that I can see millions of children dropping to their knees begging Jesus to Save them from their sin! PRAISE!
                          I will be praying extra hard that this is the case!
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                          • #73
                            Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                            Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
                            Interesting question, I suppose there are a number of reasons why people end up in prison and lack of faith is probably one of them - faith in the system,religion and themselves
                            Instead of smugly spewing uneducated opinions at us and tacking on a little smiley face, why don't you spend five minutes of your hours of web-surfing time to look for some answers?

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                            • #74
                              Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                              Are you just alive from the neck down? Rumour control has it that Potter dies we will have to wait and see
                              I think he may die. I don't want him to die though, but there's a huge chance that he's going to. I'm sure this will make all the TCs happy though lol. Personally, I think Harry's going to push Voldy through the veil, since they can't duel with wands, but harry might get dragged along with him. I'm completely basing this theory on the broken pieces of wood on the US cover lol...and I'm known for making really bad HP predictions

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                              • #75
                                Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                                Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                                I think he may die. I don't want him to die though, but there's a huge chance that he's going to. I'm sure this will make all the TCs happy though lol. Personally, I think Harry's going to push Voldy through the veil, since they can't duel with wands, but harry might get dragged along with him. I'm completely basing this theory on the broken pieces of wood on the US cover lol...and I'm known for making really bad HP predictions
                                A small majority of those voting in Internet polls predict that Harry will die. And perhaps his friends with him, although that is less likely.

                                Many believe that he will die nobly as an act of self-sacrifice for his loved ones in one terrible last battle with the evil Voldermort.

                                Other suggestions range from the very silly to quite plausible (listed in order of plausibility as decided by me):

                                9) Harry gets very drunk on butterbeer and has a one-night stand with Dementor, discovering that its "Hump of Despair" is worse than its "Kiss of Death." (Outlandishly silly!)

                                8) He accidentally comes upon Professor McGonagall naked, tears his eyes out and bleeds to death. (Very silly.)

                                7) Harry gives up all hope of ever killing Voldemort and starts a messianic cult. He passes out a Deadly Draught to students and they complete the largest wizard group suicide pact in history. (Never.)

                                And some more plausible scenarios:

                                6) Unaware that the Pensieve has been replaced by a Fountain of Acid, Harry dips his head in it.

                                5) Harry is tragically decapitated by the Hogwart's express during a game of "chicken" with Draco Malfoy.

                                4) Harry contracts bird Flu from infected owls.

                                3) Harry gets wizard's syphilis from Ginny Weasley.

                                2) Harry is provided with bad acid by Luna Lovegood, and while tripping believes that he can fly without his broom, and dies leaping from an astronomy tower window.

                                1) Ron murders Harry after catching Hermione holding Harry's wand.

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