[Mister K]

Re: Beglium 2

Ik heb het ze maar gezegd dat ik 16 ben
dan ben ik nog maar een kind in hun ogen ,
die zijn tch zo gestoord als iets , dit zijn niet de soort amerikanen dat ze laten zien op tv of tijdschriften xD & Raar gng kunnen ze paar van mijn nederlandstalige woorden vertalen , waar ze eigelijk hun fout mee toegeven maarja , als ik het zeg zullen ze tch weer een geweldige verklaring voor dat hebben , om gek van te worden

ge moet daar gewoon es mee lachen

[Wide-Open]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

nice
hopelijk krijge ze da vertaald

Still wanna bet punk?

You'll be the next one to be banned.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Beglium 2

ge moet daar gewoon es mee lachen

You too, eurofag.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Beglium 2

I'm not trying to make a big deal out of my country, but we do exist, it's not wrong to tell you that is it?
(Really not meaning anything negative or sarcastic, I swear)

No, Beglium doesn't exist... I live in Belgium, together with 11 million other Belgians... Brussels is our capitol... Never heard of it? Two World Wars were fought here, french fries were actually invented here, not in France, and we are known for our chocolate and beer. Still doesn't ring a bell?
Since you've all got internet, Google isn't far away, try it: Belgium.

Yeah, their inhabitants also reply to you on forums on the internet.
It's important that you can separate what's real and what's fake...

Not that I know...

No, you're never sarcastic.

You idiotic, retarded son of a bitch...
I have never taken drugs before, so don't even dare to use that on me again.
Fantastic country Belgium? Book a ticket to Brussels in your God given airplanes and come check it out!
You are just as bad as Islamic terrorists... They should tear you down to the last stone, throw a nuclear bomb on your facility, and spread anthrax-bacteries there so nothing can grow or live at Freehold for the next 6000 years.
And no, I didn't say I am going to do this, I'm just saying someone should!
I'm outta here

You never have violent outbursts, either. Listen, buddy, I'm on your side: I like your saracasm, I like the intelligence you've displayed so far, I know Belgium is real (but I don't care for Belgian chocolate, sorry), but I don't like you slinging threats like that at my friends. Now, you may not agree with these people, and that's fine with me (I don't always agree with them, either), but that is no reason to be pitching a fit and hurling insults at them. Understand?

Just a head's up, you're not going to get anywhere with this argument. I know these people, have for years, and you might as be trying to convince a hat that rocks are made of cottoncandy. What does it matter to you if they think you live in an imaginary country? I live in a house made of watermelons, and I don't mind! Will you spontaneously no longer exist if someone says, "I don't believe in Belgium"? You know Belgium is real, I know Belgium is real, what's the big deal if they don't?

I could have said I was located in Utopia...that doesn't make Utopia less imaginary....You've been misguided, as I was. Just accept Christ, and all be clear.

Umm... Hate to break this to you, but Utopia actually doesn't exist.

I speak Dutch. O.O That's intense. I could never speak Dutch, ever. And languages come really easy to me. But Dutch is just gibberish to my mind. Dutch, Swedish, Gaelic, and Welsh. All gibberish. So... If you speak Dutch, that means you pretty much speak Klingon - dude, that's awesome!
And there are parts in Canada that speak English.
So it isn't that absurd.

Actually, my friend, most of Canada speaks English. There are parts that speak French.

I don't speak French. There's no way I could be a Canadian.

No, Nobar, you couldn't be Canadian because you're not awesome enough. As we all know, Canada is the world's leading source of raw awesome. Now, awesome in it's purest, truest form is an increbily powerful thing, so why we continue to export it (mostly to the US) is just beyond my understanding. Especially because once it's been in the US after a while it tends to lose it's awesome properties. Example: Keifer Sutherland. The more American he gets, the less awesome he is. Jim Carrey and Mike Meyers, however, will always retain their awesomeness. I've considered petitioning to award honourary Canadian status to Jack Black on the grounds that he's pretty much awesomeness incarnate.

[hugh_hefner]

Re: Beglium 2

"You know what? Kiss my balls kid.
I've had it with your piss.
Shit American, as far as I am concerned, you go piffle your smelly Bible.
If I'd ever meet you, I'll beat you to death with your booklet."

Which means you are now banned.

That's a horrible thing to say
haa those kids these days
what a shame don't you think ?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Beglium 2

No, you're never sarcastic.

You never have violent outbursts, either. Listen, buddy, I'm on your side: I like your saracasm, I like the intelligence you've displayed so far, I know Belgium is real (but I don't care for Belgian chocolate, sorry), but I don't like you slinging threats like that at my friends. Now, you may not agree with these people, and that's fine with me (I don't always agree with them, either), but that is no reason to be pitching a fit and hurling insults at them. Understand?

Just a head's up, you're not going to get anywhere with this argument. I know these people, have for years, and you might as be trying to convince a hat that rocks are made of cottoncandy. What does it matter to you if they think you live in an imaginary country? I live in a house made of watermelons, and I don't mind! Will you spontaneously no longer exist if someone says, "I don't believe in Belgium"? You know Belgium is real, I know Belgium is real, what's the big deal if they don't?

Umm... Hate to break this to you, but Utopia actually doesn't exist.


Actually, my friend, most of Canada speaks English. There are parts that speak French.

No, Nobar, you couldn't be Canadian because you're not awesome enough. As we all know, Canada is the world's leading source of raw awesome. Now, awesome in it's purest, truest form is an increbily powerful thing, so why we continue to export it (mostly to the US) is just beyond my understanding. Especially because once it's been in the US after a while it tends to lose it's awesome properties. Example: Keifer Sutherland. The more American he gets, the less awesome he is. Jim Carrey and Mike Meyers, however, will always retain their awesomeness. I've considered petitioning to award honourary Canadian status to Jack Black on the grounds that he's pretty much awesomeness incarnate.

Sutherland: Qweer. Jack Black: Fat Qweer. Carrey: liplocks with men...Qweer? Yeah. Myers: Joo. Midget. Qweer.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Beglium 2

Sutherland: Qweer. Nuh-uh! He's a prick, but not gay. Jack Black: Fat Qweer. Nuh-uh again! He's chubby, yes, but he's extraordinarily awesome. Carrey: liplocks with men...Qweer? Yeah. I can't look at that link, I'm at work. But Jim Carrey's not gay. Myers: Joo. Midget. What? Where are you getting that from? Qweer.

Nope, he's not queer either. All those dudes (except Sutherland, you can have him) are excellent sources of awesome.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Beglium 2

Nope, he's not queer either. All those dudes (except Sutherland, you can have him) are excellent sources of awesome.

Psssst, Allllllie. It's "ton problème", not "ta problème". Other thread, I know, and it caught me out as well - when I was still unsaved - but I thought you'd like to know.

Anyway, it seems like the Belgiums have gone to bed.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Beglium 2

Nope, he's not queer either. All those dudes (except Sutherland, you can have him) are excellent sources of awesome.

There is nothing wrong with that link! It's work-approved. Even in Canuckistan. Unless you are a hooker.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

Psssst, Alie. It's "ton problème", not "ta problème". Other thread, I know, and it caught me out as well - when I was still unsaved - but I thought you'd like to know. Arg! Thank you. I have such a problem with feminizing masculine nouns. *Rolls eyes at herself* I'll get over it someday, but gods only know when that'll be.

Anyway, it seems like the Belgiums have gone to bed.

Or to the not-so-made-up country of BanLand.

There is nothing wrong with that link! It's work-approved. Even in Canuckistan. Unless you are a hooker.

Sorry, Pastor, but that lwebsite has been blocked by my work.

[Ayeola]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

No, I'm sorry, i'm not gone, I was working. Here in Belgium it's 8 PM at the moment, so just back from work ....

and Problème is a female word (because of the E at the end)
so...Ta problème

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

No, I'm sorry, i'm not gone, I was working. Here in Belgium it's 8 PM at the moment, so just back from work ....

and Problème is a female word (because of the E at the end)
so...Ta problème

Oh, it's 8 there in Belgium? What color is the sky? How are the fairies and unicorns and hobbits doing?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

Oh, it's 8 there in Belgium? What color is the sky? Well, I don't know about the sky in Belgium, but my sky is always hot pink. How are the fairies and unicorns and hobbits doing?

1) I thought that Unicorns were Biblical, and therefore automatically real. 2) Are you implying that Faeries and Hobbits aren't real?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

1) I thought that Unicorns were Biblical, and therefore automatically real. 2) Are you implying that Faeries and Hobbits aren't real?

1) Unicorns were once real, but there are now extinct http://www.answersingenesis.org/arti...corns-in-bible He explains it better than I can.

2) Faeries are not real, unless you mean them as a nickname for sodomite perverts. Hobbits are the name of a fictional race of demons in the Satanic scripture "Lord of the Rings".

[WickedWitch]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

1) Unicorns were once real, but there are now extinct http://www.answersingenesis.org/arti...corns-in-bible He explains it better than I can. There are lots of creatures that turn up millenia after they're thought to have gone extinct.

2) Faeries are not real, unless you mean them as a nickname for sodomite perverts. Hobbits are the name of a fictional race of demons in the Satanic scripture "Lord of the Rings".

I'll have you know, good sir, that "The Lord of the Rings" happens to be a history textbook. It recounts the historical events of an age long gone.