[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

What is this, a fantasy movie?

Life is simple.

You are born. You live. You die. End of story.

[tommy]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

What is this, a fantasy movie?

Life is simple.

You are born. You live. You die. End of story.

You are given the gift of life...by God
You are tested...by God
you are killed...by God.

Get it?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

You are given the gift of life...by God
You are tested...by God
you are killed...by God.

Get it?

And, of course, if you have accepted JESUS and Landover Baptist, you live forever.

[tommy]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

I'm going to have to do some searching, but I'm sure God frowns on furries. How can He not?

Well, beagles were, as every other being on Earth, intelligently designed...

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

Other than me accusing all of you to be racist, that is the biggest fib I have ever heard.

[tommy]

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And, of course, if you have accepted JESUS and Landover Baptist, you live forever.

I thought that was obvious to all sinners, even Shoelace.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

Well, beagles were, as every other being on Earth, intelligently designed...

But beagles themselves are not intelligent, and being animals have no souls. Therefore, you're not a beagle but possibly one of those sick sinners who like to dress up in animal costumes and fornicate with each other (I hope you're not, and that you're just playing around pretending to be one). My suspicion about "furries" is that they know they are damned to Hell, but rather than turning to Jesus and repenting, they are so terrified they pretend to be creatures without souls. God is not fooled, and they will know of their folly when they end up roasting like pigs on spits in Hell.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

Not nearly as many spiders as there are in HELL, witch!

Please don't mention spiders.

Imagine, Rachael . . . you're in the waiting line for Hell, and you start feeling little tendrils of heat on your legs . . . you look down, and see that the floor is awash in flaming spiders, some of which are running up your legs, setting your clothes ablaze and seeking points of entry! You try to knock them off, but a demon grabs your arms so you're helpless as the burning spiders crawl all over you, and lo, they find those points of entry!

Please don't mention spiders finding points of entry!!!

LITTLE?!?!? Look at the venom dripping out of the fangs of this horrid demon!

Can you post the image, Pastor? That link is blocked by surf control (which probably has a lot more sense than I do for asking )

And enough with the spiders!!!!!! I HATE spiders!!!! I hate bugs in general but I'm really not fond of spiders!! (Although roaches and millipedes are still worse)
Seriously, talk about the demon sodomy all you want (I have nooo problem with that ) but enough with the spiders!!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Can you post the image, Pastor?

Of course, dear. This is Atrax Robustus, but you will know it as the Sydney Funnelweb. The picture is almost to scale.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggg ggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!!!!!
*shudder* *shudder* *shudder*

[OnYourKnees]

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I may be just a foreign beagle hound but I sense some bad karma around here...

Karma is an imaginary force created by Hindus, Tommy. Christians don't need to imagine that karma will repay people. We have Jesus to do that!

GLORY!

Seriously, talk about the demon sodomy all you want (I have nooo problem with that ) but enough with the spiders!!!!

You do realize that the sodomizing demons can take any form God decides, right?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

You do realize that the sodomizing demons can take any form God decides, right?

I know what you're going to suggest and I NEVER want to hear it!!

[Brother Love]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

Anything but surrendering to JESUS! That's what the HEATHEN SINNERS do! Anything BUT surrender to JESUS!! This feng shoe stuff ain't going to get nobody nothing in the end except a reserved ticket on the Hell Train Express!!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Superstitious Nonsense: Feng Shui

Anything but surrendering to JESUS! That's what the HEATHEN SINNERS do! Anything BUT surrender to JESUS!! This feng shoe stuff ain't going to get nobody nothing in the end except a reserved ticket on the Hell Train Express!!

Thanks for that very honest explanation of (I'd rather not speak chineeese so I won't even say it, in case the Lord might confuse me with some Godless boodist). Anyway, I know this gal who broke her ankle when she tried to hang a crystal from the doorway of her mobile home. We have nothing to learn from folKs who can't even keep their windows clean and insist on dining on our pets! DISGUSTED GLENDORA

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Anything but surrendering to JESUS! That's what the HEATHEN SINNERS do! Anything BUT surrender to JESUS!! This feng shoe stuff ain't going to get nobody nothing in the end except a reserved ticket on the Hell Train Express!!

Yes, indeed, Brother. It's amazing what nonsense people will believe instead of believing in the God of the Bible, who temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself to satisfy a law that He Himself had ordained, just so that those same wicked sinners could be Saved®. Instead of following the ancient oriental art of rearranging their furniture so that the devil can move about more easily, maybe those people should stop inviting the devil into their homes at all and invite Jesus instead.