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  • Brother Lazarus
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    Forum Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1062

    #61
    Re: Women Masturbating

    You are a demon posessed harlot. You will burn in HELL.
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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    • LissyLovesHerself
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      • Feb 2009
      • 64

      #62
      Re: Women Masturbating

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      I can see that you're just a hopeless sex addict.
      You know thats not a very nice thing to say. I don't even have sex! Everyone ONCE in a while i will masturbate. I am NOT a sex addict! You know nothing about me. You are rude.

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      • LissyLovesHerself
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        • Feb 2009
        • 64

        #63
        Re: Women Masturbating

        Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
        You are a demon posessed harlot. You will burn in HELL.
        Wait are you talking to me? I talk to God all the time, I tell him my thoughts and whats going on in my life and I can feel him there, listening to me and helping me through everything thats going on in my life. I love the Lord...Why will I burn in hell?

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #64
          Re: Women Masturbating

          Originally posted by LissyLovesYou View Post
          You know nothing about me. You are rude.
          You're wrong, little missy. I DO know something about you. You're a chronic masturbator. Why else would you log on to a church forum to brag about your new vibrator? You're the rude one.

          Edit--
          You're going to hell for thinking about Jesus with your hand in your pants.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #65
            Re: Women Masturbating

            Originally posted by LissyLovesYou View Post
            You know thats not a very nice thing to say. I don't even have sex! Everyone ONCE in a while i will masturbate. I am NOT a sex addict! You know nothing about me. You are rude.
            Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum. Tell about yourself, only leave out the disgusting parts about you fingering your cooter. That's a perversion and makes you no better than a queer.

            Also, kindly use proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation while posting on God's favorite forum.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • LissyLovesHerself
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              • Feb 2009
              • 64

              #66
              Re: Women Masturbating

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              You're wrong, little missy. I DO know something about you. You're a chronic masturbator. Why else would you log on to a church forum to brag about your new vibrator? You're the rude one.

              Edit--
              You're going to hell for thinking about Jesus with your hand in your pants.
              I swear I do NOT own a vibrator. My friend told me about this site, I wanted to check it out. I am not rude, I said I didn't want to offend anyone. Why are you getting so mad? I wasen't bragging about anything. You took my post out of context....

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #67
                Re: Women Masturbating

                So you know nothing about the advice you're giving? Why are you here again?

                Have you been borrowing your roommate's vibrator?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • LissyLovesHerself
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                  • Feb 2009
                  • 64

                  #68
                  Re: Women Masturbating

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum. Tell about yourself, only leave out the disgusting parts about you fingering your cooter. That's a perversion and makes you no better than a queer.

                  Also, kindly use proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation while posting on God's favorite forum.

                  No, I'd never finger myself! Please don't jump to conclutions, I'm not a bad person and I know I'm not going to hell. Theres no need to be so mean.


                  I'm not spelling anything wrong, am I? I tried making sure all my spelling was right so no one would get mad. I'm sorry =(

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                  • LissyLovesHerself
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                    • Feb 2009
                    • 64

                    #69
                    Re: Women Masturbating

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    So you know nothing about the advice you're giving? Why are you here again?

                    Have you been borrowing your roommate's vibrator?
                    What advice am I giving? I was just hear to share my opninons. Clearly you don't care though. I'm really not a bad person. I'm very nice =) I don't understand why I'm being attacked by everyone...

                    I don't have a roomate. And I don't use a vibrator.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #70
                      Re: Women Masturbating

                      If you're so against masturbation, why are you promoting it?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #71
                        Re: Women Masturbating

                        Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                        What advice am I giving? I was just hear to share my opninons. Clearly you don't care though. I'm really not a bad person. I'm very nice =) I don't understand why I'm being attacked by everyone...

                        I don't have a roomate. And I don't use a vibrator.
                        Nice girls don't go onto Christian forums and brag about masturbating. Jesus is watching when you do that you know.

                        How old are you anyway? 12?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • LissyLovesHerself
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                          • Feb 2009
                          • 64

                          #72
                          Re: Women Masturbating

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Nice girls don't go onto Christian forums and brag about masturbating. Jesus is watching when you do that you know.

                          How old are you anyway? 12?
                          I was most definitely not bragging. I'm sorry if you feel like I was.
                          I'm 16, by the way.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #73
                            Re: Women Masturbating

                            Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                            I was most definitely not bragging. I'm sorry if you feel like I was.
                            I'm 16, by the way.
                            Well good. Showing proper shame is the first step toward repentance. I hope your Godly father lays a whipping on your hiney each and every time you commit that perverted sin.

                            Please make your thread in the "introductions" section as I instructed you before.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • LissyLovesHerself
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 64

                              #74
                              Re: Women Masturbating

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Well good. Showing proper shame is the first step toward repentance. I hope your Godly father lays a whipping on your hiney each and every time you commit that perverted sin.

                              Please make your thread in the "introductions" section as I instructed you before.
                              How do I do that?

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #75
                                Re: Women Masturbating

                                Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                                How do I do that?
                                Click on THIS link, then click on the "New Thread" button.

                                You aren't high on dope are you?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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