[Countrymouse]

Re: Women Masturbating

Pastor and jenny, I am ranked 3rd in my entire class of 150 students, I never insulted the intelligence of either of you I will not sink to your levels to insult both of you. I respect what you believe, disagree strongly with it but respect it. Wish you bot a good night as i have church in the morning. Yes, even people who do not believe the exact same thing as you do still go to church and worship the lord.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women Masturbating

Pastor and jenny, I am ranked 3rd in my entire class of 150 students, I never insulted the intelligence of either of you I will not sink to your levels to insult both of you. I respect what you believe, disagree strongly with it but respect it. Wish you bot a good night as i have church in the morning. Yes, even people who do not believe the exact same thing as you do still go to church and worship the lord.

Maybe you worship the dark lord satan, but you sure aren't a Christian, pal. You don't even have enough respect to capitalize Him properly.

If you want to learn about True Christianity(tm), kindly make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum. I'm sure we'd all love to hear about your false Christian church.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Women Masturbating

Pastor and jenny, I am ranked 3rd in my entire class of 150 students, I never insulted the intelligence of either of you I will not sink to your levels to insult both of you. I respect what you believe, disagree strongly with it but respect it. Wish you bot a good night as i have church in the morning. Yes, even people who do not believe the exact same thing as you do still go to church and worship the lord.

Friend,

The issue isn't whether you believe what we believe, it is do you believe what is Jesus believes. That is what TRUE Christian is about, being on the same page as Our Blessed Savior. PRAISE! Now if we both do the same thing how can we differ?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Women Masturbating

1 Peter 2:11 (King James Version)


11Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul

The above scripture makes it quite clear that masturbation is a sin. What troubles me is that almost everyone (except for True Christians) seems to think of it as "normal".

This thread inspired me to do first hand research on the topic of female masturbation and the results thereof. With Jesus as my shield from lust I undertook my Godly task. I was shocked at what I discovered. There are actual places on the internet where one can watch both live and on film women engaged in the sin of masturbation! This was horribly disturbing to learn but was even worse than the discovery of this filth was the witnessing of women actually masturbating! It is unmistakable that Satan inhabits the body of the woman while engaging in this act. The bodily contortions, the screams, tallywhacker shaped foreign objects, it was like seeing what HELL must be like. I witnessed things that I cannot repeat on this Godly forum!

I don't see how any woman who has masturbated can avoid going to HELL. I pray for them but I don't think Satan's grip upon them will ever loosen.

I thank Jesus that I was able to do this research without being lured onto Satan's destructive path. I hope all you women who read this post take heed. Masturbation is SURELY Satan inspired!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

Re: Women Masturbating

That sounds dangerous Brother L. How do you know that you weren't infected?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Women Masturbating

That sounds dangerous Brother L. How do you know that you weren't infected?

Dangerous? No, not with Jesus guiding me!

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

Re: Women Masturbating

Were they shouting, "Oh, God!" while they were pleasuring themselves?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Women Masturbating

Were they shouting, "Oh, God!" while they were pleasuring themselves?

Yes. That and more. Things I cannot repeat on this Holy Forum. Satan's work. All Satan's work. It was an Obamination Abomination!

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Women Masturbating

This entire thread is utterly ridiculous. I know several women, and while they might not quite be as right-minded as men are, I am 100% confident that they would never dream of getting up to such mucky Satanic business. Why, the whole idea is so obviously absurd it makes me stiff with disgust!

First i must say im not atheist, I believe in Christ, and do try to follow his teachings....but you people.....are truly frightening. You try to scare people into believeing what you do through fearful threats of becomeing blind, being sent to hell, ect, and what this ultimitley makes all of you...are terrorists. For you english buffs, the definition of Terrorism is the systematic use of terror (imposing fear) to make people behave in an involuntary way.

So you're calling God a terrorist?

Deuteronomy 6:13 Thou shalt fear the LORD thy God, and serve him, and shalt swear by his name.

I find the little smiley of a mid eastern people being blown up very racist (not that it would bother any of you, most of you seem to be very racist) image of mid eastern people and incensitive

Friend, you seem to have us mixed up with those Orthodox heretics. There is no place for incense here at Landover.

there are many inocent people dieing there, human lives you ignorant people.

Muslims aren't innocent.

But really what scares me is that there are still people who think african americans should be slaves, women should know there place witch is under men, and think that.....masturbating will send you to hell.

I'm pretty sure there is not a witch under me.

We don't go to the same school.

Ok then, you play truant from the same school. Happy now?

Pastor and jenny, I am ranked 3rd in my entire class of 150 students.

Being the 3rd-smartest kid in a class full of retardeds doesn't change the fact that you're a retarded.

[Ayeola]

Re: Women Masturbating

What for? It's a sin and everyone knows the female orgasm is just a myth.

Is it in the bible that it doesn't existe? can't find anything about it :s

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Women Masturbating

Is it in the bible that it doesn't existe? can't find anything about it :s

The so called female orgasm is simply a form of demonic or satanic posession. I have done extensive research into various forms of sexual deviancy, most recently in the debauchery of female masturbation. I have witnessed vile acts and the results of those acts. The only worthy form of sexual behavior is procreation.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[LissyLovesHerself]

Re: Women Masturbating

First off, I really do not want to offend anyone here. So if I do, I deeply apologize. People are entitled to their own opinons and I have some of my own on this topic. Come on guys, whats so bad about masturbation? People have wants and needs, Its just something to get them by until they are ready for marraige, or to have sex with someone they truly love.
I personally do not believe the Lord would be so strick with woman who masturbate. If guys are allowed to, then when aren't girls? To me all sexes are equal. If it makes you happy then do it. Whats so wrong about that?
You guys are being childish and immature. Anyone who voices their own opinions, you just taunt them by calling them retards. What would Jesus think of that? Sorry to tell you, but over 80% of woman masturbate. Hardly anyone agrees with you people on this topic. Whether you'd like to admit it or not, woman masturbation is natural. Why else would God have given you a clitorous? Open your eyes, broaden your horizon. Don't be so narrow minded.

[Nobar King]

Re: Women Masturbating

How come you can't get a real man?

[LissyLovesHerself]

Re: Women Masturbating

How come you can't get a real man?

I totally see where your coming from with saying that, but let me tell you, No man can do what a vibrator can.

[Nobar King]

Re: Women Masturbating

I can see that you're just a hopeless sex addict.