CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

[TheEvilutionofChris]

Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

Blimey - careful with that joke, its an antique! It's been doing the rounds on the internet for over 2 years now.

Here's a poem for you:

Ode To My Father

£3,507.43 in miscellaneous rent and deposits.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

Here's a couple I found scrawled in a public toilet somewhere along the Interstate.

"u suck"

I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes me feel like everyday is Halloween
I have no real problems
But I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara
Now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
Its never any fun
They say they already have a p****
They don't need another one

"who am i?"

you here me talk
but do you really listen?
you see me in pain
but do you even care?
you see i'm falling
but would you help me up?
you see i'm being buried alive
would you dig me up?
My heart is broken
But will you fix it?
I'm so depressed
will you be depressed with me?
Rip my brain of every memory of you
Would you do the same?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

The wickedan temper tantrum has been split off to a new thread. Now, on with the show!

[Negative_Cool]

Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

Not really a poem but slightly humerous none the less.

Your brother in Christ, NC.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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(sang to the tune of I'm a Little Tea pot)

I'm a Gothapotomus short and stout. Cut me open and I'll bleed out.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

If I may add something: No fair using this.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Winner will receive a good belly laugh.

I bet her fat little cheeks wobbled as she shed fat, little Twinkie scented tears of depression.