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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

    Praise Jesus, I have just uncovered a growing trend in God's chosen country (America), of legally barring God haters from holding public office or serving on juries. We need to get something like THIS going in every State!

    State Constitutions that Discriminate Against Atheists

    Arkansas State Constitution, Article 19 Section 1 ("Miscellaneous Provisions")
    No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any court.

    Maryland's Declaration of Rights, Article 36
    "That as it is the duty of every man to worship God in such manner as he thinks most acceptable to Him, all persons are equally entitled to protection in their religious liberty; wherefore, no person ought by any law to be molested in his person or estate, on account of his religious persuasion, or profession, or for his religious practice, unless, under the color of religion, he shall disturb the good order, peace or safety of the State, or shall infringe the laws of morality, or injure others in their natural, civil or religious rights; nor ought any person to be compelled to frequent, or maintain, or contribute, unless on contract, to maintain, any place of worship, or any ministry; nor shall any person, otherwise competent, be deemed incompetent as a witness, or juror, on account of his religious belief; provided, he believes in the existence of God, and that under His dispensation such person will be held morally accountable for his acts, and be rewarded or punished therefore either in this world or in the world to come."

    Massachusetts' State Constitution, Article 3
    "Any every denomination of Christians, demeaning themselves peaceably, and as good subjects of the commonwealth, shall be equally under the protection of the law: and no subordination of any one sect or denomination to another shall ever be established by law."

    Mississippi State Constitution. Article 14 ("General Provisions"), Section 265
    No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state.

    North Carolina's State Constitution, Article 6 Section 8
    "Disqualifications of office. The following persons shall be disqualified for office: First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God."

    Pennsylvania's State Constitution, Article 1 Section 4
    "No person who acknowledges the being of a God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth."

    South Carolina's State Constitution, Article 4 Section 2
    "No person shall be eligible to the office of Governor who denies the existence of the Supreme Being; ..."
    Note: If you continue reading you will find that (in Section 8) the Lieutenant Governor must also meet the same qualifications as the Governor.


    Tennessee's State Constitution, Article 9 Section 2
    "No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state."

    Texas' State Constitution, Article 1 Section 4
    "No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being."
    Praise Jesus, it all sounds fair and balanced to me! Let's hope that Jeb helps this effort along once he's elected in 2008.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • BornAgain
    Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2007
    • 146

    #2
    Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

    Unfortunately, I'm afraid that with the demoncratic congress, the Anti-Christ Libel Union (ACLU) and American Atheists will be trying to fight these. Hopefully Godly GWB will prevent any such motion and if anything, broaden these Godly laws!
    Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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    • Tyrone Shoelaces
      Unsaved trash
      • Jan 2007
      • 237

      #3
      Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

      Jeb Bush won't be president in 2008. It's going to be a Democrat, you might as well get used to it...

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      • BornAgain
        Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 146

        #4
        Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

        Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
        Jeb Bush won't be president in 2008. It's going to be a Democrat, you might as well get used to it...
        Not with a Nigra Mooslime or the Whore of Babylon running it won't be.
        Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729

          #5
          Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Praise Jesus, . . .
          Praise Jesus, it all sounds fair and balanced to me! Let's hope that Jeb helps this effort along once he's elected in 2008.
          I don't see any Jesus-praising in ANY of those Constitutions, Pastor. In fact, under those rules, a Muslim, a Jew, a Nuwaubian, or a Flying Spaghetti Monsterite could ALL pass the test.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Praise Jesus, I have just uncovered a growing trend in God's chosen country (America), of legally barring God haters from holding public office or serving on juries. We need to get something like THIS going in every State!

            Praise Jesus, it all sounds fair and balanced to me! Let's hope that Jeb helps this effort along once he's elected in 2008.
            Reminds me of the Unsaved liberal John Locke (no, not the one off the television, you unsaved idiots. He invented the left's Satanic ideal of tolerance, but even he recognise that tolerance must have its limits:
            Originally posted by Wiki
            Locke argued that atheists should not be tolerated because 'Promises, covenants, and oaths, which are the bonds of human society, can have no hold upon an atheist'. The Roman Catholic Church can not be tolerated, according to Locke, because 'all those who enter into it do thereby ipso facto deliver themselves up to the protection and service of another prince.'
            I believe that Locke wrote before Satan had invented Islam; if he hadn't, it would certainly have been on the list.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
              I don't see any Jesus-praising in ANY of those Constitutions, Pastor. In fact, under those rules, a Muslim, a Jew, a Nuwaubian, or a Flying Spaghetti Monsterite could ALL pass the test.
              None of the vermin you listed believes in God, so I think those states are safe. Still, if Pastor Pistle was given the opportunity to rewrite the Constitution....say that gives me an idea!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #8
                Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                None of the vermin you listed believes in God, so I think those states are safe. Still, if Pastor Pistle was given the opportunity to rewrite the Constitution....say that gives me an idea!
                But . . . but . . . most don't say GOD.
                Arkansas State Constitution, Article 19 Section 1 ("Miscellaneous Provisions")
                No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any court.

                Maryland's Declaration of Rights, Article 36
                "That as it is the duty of every man to worship God in such manner as he thinks most acceptable to Him, all persons are equally entitled to protection in their religious liberty; wherefore, no person ought by any law to be molested in his person or estate, on account of his religious persuasion, or profession, or for his religious practice, unless, under the color of religion, he shall disturb the good order, peace or safety of the State, or shall infringe the laws of morality, or injure others in their natural, civil or religious rights; nor ought any person to be compelled to frequent, or maintain, or contribute, unless on contract, to maintain, any place of worship, or any ministry; nor shall any person, otherwise competent, be deemed incompetent as a witness, or juror, on account of his religious belief; provided, he believes in the existence of God, and that under His dispensation such person will be held morally accountable for his acts, and be rewarded or punished therefore either in this world or in the world to come."

                Massachusetts' State Constitution, Article 3 <-- this one's good
                "Any every denomination of Christians, demeaning themselves peaceably, and as good subjects of the commonwealth, shall be equally under the protection of the law: and no subordination of any one sect or denomination to another shall ever be established by law."

                Mississippi State Constitution. Article 14 ("General Provisions"), Section 265
                No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state.

                North Carolina's State Constitution, Article 6 Section 8
                "Disqualifications of office. The following persons shall be disqualified for office: First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God."

                Pennsylvania's State Constitution, Article 1 Section 4
                "No person who acknowledges the being of a God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth."

                South Carolina's State Constitution, Article 4 Section 2
                "No person shall be eligible to the office of Governor who denies the existence of the Supreme Being; ..."
                Note: If you continue reading you will find that (in Section 8) the Lieutenant Governor must also meet the same qualifications as the Governor.


                Tennessee's State Constitution, Article 9 Section 2
                "No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state."

                Texas' State Constitution, Article 1 Section 4
                "No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being."

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

                  Yeah, right. They mean Jesus.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • AMC
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

                    Down with the Monkey-Worshippers!

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                    • Lone Wolf
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 56

                      #11
                      Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

                      Originally posted by AMC View Post
                      Down with the Monkey-Worshippers!
                      Atheists are not monkey worshippers, they don't worship anything. Stop saying crap like that.

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                      • Youth Pastor Marty
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 365

                        #12
                        Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

                        Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
                        Atheists are not monkey worshippers, they don't worship anything. Stop saying crap like that.
                        There is no evidence to support evolution. The closest thing you'll ever have to solid proof are the missing links that dwell in urban areas, but it doesn't look like they are advancing very much.

                        Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                        • guitardude441
                          Yet another foul unsaved piece of trash who has signed up under two names (the other was mr pers0n.)
                          Treat as a likely Minion of Satan!
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 14

                          #13
                          Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

                          Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
                          Atheists are not monkey worshippers, they don't worship anything. Stop saying crap like that.
                          i know dude an athiest is quote ''one that belives there is no diety'' and diety is quote''a god\godess'' if they worshiped monkeys that would make monkeys their god therefore an athiest cannot worship annything or it is not an athiest. ...............duh

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                          • guitardude441
                            Yet another foul unsaved piece of trash who has signed up under two names (the other was mr pers0n.)
                            Treat as a likely Minion of Satan!
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 14

                            #14
                            Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

                            Originally posted by Youth Pastor Marty View Post
                            There is no evidence to support evolution. The closest thing you'll ever have to solid proof are the missing links that dwell in urban areas, but it doesn't look like they are advancing very much.
                            did you just say there is no proof of evolution?? there is more proof of evolution than god that is for sure(or the flying spagehti monster)

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                            • tommy
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 392

                              #15
                              Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers

                              Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
                              Atheists are not monkey worshippers, they don't worship anything. Stop saying crap like that.
                              The last time I checked they were worshiping a giant wooden beaver carving an atom. It was wonderfully designed but, of course, I had to burn it...I wish I warned the young.
                              The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                              Exodus 15:3

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