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Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers
I believe the proper name for that species is (pit) Bull Dyke.
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Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers
I seem to recall a certain Governor of Arkansas who was married to a pit bull.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostSince atheist monkey-worshippers have no morality whatsoever, why would you be in favor of having them hold public office? Would you like it if the Governor of Arkansas was married to his cocker-spaniel? Think about it.
We know how well that turned out.Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-31-2007, 10:35 PM.
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Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers
No, not at all. That is how you bring forth the Rock so that we may know Him.
You should see my Slab O' Rock I got from Vermont. A sight to be praised!
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Re: Godly Discrimination Against Monkey-Worshipers
Are quarries blasphemous to you?Originally posted by Star Finder View PostI worship rocks and stars as GODs who created me. I was born of star-light and dirt. (once and not again)
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Rachael,Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostAnother fine example of how xtians claim THEY are persecuted and yet do things like this!
We are required by our religion to persecute unbelievers. Are wickers required by their false cooter bunny goddess? No! Sure you are required to feed the bunny goddess babies, blood and souls for her cooter but you are not persecute people. Are atheist required by Darwin? No! So let us practice Christianity in peace, fine thank you.
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Whaaa? I don't believe in what makes me feel good. I believe in what is TRUE.
Truth and Beauty reside in the heavens and Life and Love are in the dirt, the skin of the Earth.
And if that makes me feel good, like mushrooms on a full-moon night, well that's just part of the Gods' plan.
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So you believe in a bunch of newager nonsense. Do you just believe whatever makes you feel good?Originally posted by Star Finder View PostBorn Baby,
not at all. I worship rocks and stars as GODs who created me. I was born of star-light and dirt. (once and not again)
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Born Baby,
not at all. I worship rocks and stars as GODs who created me. I was born of star-light and dirt. (once and not again)Aren't atheists and rock worshippers essentially one and the same
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Actually, Mrs. Van Heathen, if you had any spiritual discernment whatsoever, you'd recognize that this is a perfect example of anti-Christian persecution. Every time the monkey-worshiping liberals at the Anti-Christian Luciferian Union contest such Constitutional provisions before an unelected liberal activist judge, they are violating our right as True Christians™ to be the vicegerents of Jesus on earth and to run His favorite country the way He likes.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostAnother fine example of how xtians claim THEY are persecuted and yet do things like this!
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Since atheist monkey-worshippers have no morality whatsoever, why would you be in favor of having them hold public office? Would you like it if the Governor of Arkansas was married to his cocker-spaniel? Think about it.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostAnother fine example of how xtians claim THEY are persecuted and yet do things like this!
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Another fine example of how xtians claim THEY are persecuted and yet do things like this!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostPraise Jesus, I have just uncovered a growing trend in God's chosen country (America), of legally barring God haters from holding public office or serving on juries. We need to get something like THIS going in every State!
Praise Jesus, it all sounds fair and balanced to me!
Let's hope that Jeb helps this effort along once he's elected in 2008.
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Stone-head; have you forgotten what happened last time you craved for the sun? You lost all of your extremities, including your tallywacker! Next time Jesus won't be so merciful.Originally posted by Star Finder View Postsome atheists are very fond of sheep. quite fond actually. I hadn't heard that they were into monkeys but I guess you can never tell. An atheist is well known to desire various role-paying confabs and is never satisfied.
As a rock and star worshipper I can pray anytime, day or night...I can just lie down in the field and the stars speak to me in my head.
I wanna go to the SUN!
"I want the world to see
I'm about
I don't care when it will be
There's no doubt
I wanna go to the sun, everyone"
dig it baby! wow! I heard that they put LSD on the Pope's wafers. cool man.
Better repent while you can, sand-for-brains.
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Aren't atheists and rock worshippers essentially one and the same? You both think we evolved from a rock, after all.Originally posted by Star Finder View Postsome atheists are very fond of sheep. quite fond actually. I hadn't heard that they were into monkeys but I guess you can never tell. An atheist is well known to desire various role-paying confabs and is never satisfied.
As a rock and star worshipper I can pray anytime, day or night...I can just lie down in the field and the stars speak to me in my head.
I wanna go to the SUN!
"I want the world to see
I'm about
I don't care when it will be
There's no doubt
I wanna go to the sun, everyone"
dig it baby! wow! I heard that they put LSD on the Pope's wafers. cool man.
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some atheists are very fond of sheep. quite fond actually. I hadn't heard that they were into monkeys but I guess you can never tell. An atheist is well known to desire various role-paying confabs and is never satisfied.
As a rock and star worshipper I can pray anytime, day or night...I can just lie down in the field and the stars speak to me in my head.
I wanna go to the SUN!
"I want the world to see
I'm about
I don't care when it will be
There's no doubt
I wanna go to the sun, everyone"
dig it baby! wow! I heard that they put LSD on the Pope's wafers. cool man.Last edited by Star Finder; 01-30-2007, 08:34 PM.
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