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  • Mabaet
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2012
    • 17

    #2206
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    I am an Atheist, and I respect your beliefs.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #2207
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by Mabaet View Post
      I am an Atheist, and I respect your beliefs.
      Have you even read the Bible?

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      • Mabaet
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2012
        • 17

        #2208
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Have you even read the Bible?
        Well, yes. Why?

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #2209
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by Mabaet View Post
          Well, yes. Why?
          Just so we can check the "retarded" box beside your name.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #2210
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by Mabaet View Post
            I am an Atheist, and I respect your beliefs.
            But of course you do. Your very soul cannot deny the work of God in creation:

            Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
            For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
            Romans 1:19-20


            But friend, you are not safe, for the LORD has your number:

            Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
            Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
            And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
            Romans 1:21-23


            Your respect won't win you any points. We don't care about respect and neither does the LORD:

            Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
            Ecclesiastes 12:13
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Mabaet
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2012
              • 17

              #2211
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              Just so we can check the "retarded" box beside your name.
              You call yourself a Christian? Shame on you.

              "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" -Gandhi

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #2212
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by Mabaet View Post
                You call yourself a Christian? Shame on you.

                "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" -Gandhi
                You have trouble thinking of the right words all by yourself, friend? Jesus can help you with that.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #2213
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by Mabaet View Post
                  You call yourself a Christian? Shame on you.

                  "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" -Gandhi
                  Friend, we try to preach just like Jesus did. In that sense we are extremely Christlike.

                  "DOGS" Matt. 7:6 Jesus said, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs" (see also 2 Peter 2:20-22, Rev. 22:15)
                  "SWINE" Matt. 7:6 "...neither cast your pearls before swine"
                  "VIPERS" Matt. 3:7 "O generation of vipers..." (see also Matt. 12:34, 23:33 and Luke 3:7)
                  "HYPOCRITES" Matt.6:2 "...as the hypocrites in the synagogues..." (see also Matt.6:5, 16, 15:7, 16:3, 22:18, 23:13-15, 29, 24:51, Mark 7:6, Luke 11:44, 12:56)
                  "CHILDREN OF THE DEVIL" John 8:44 "You are of your father the devil..." (see also Acts 13:10)
                  "PERVERSE" Mat. 17:17"...O faithless and perverse generation" (see also Luke 9:41, Acts 20:30, Phil. 2:15, 1Tim. 6:5)
                  "REPROBATE" 2Cor 13:5-7 "...except ye be reprobates" (see also Rom 1:28, 2Tim. 3:8, Tit. 1:16)
                  "HEATHEN" Mat. 6:7 "...as the heathen do" (see also Mat.18:17, Act 4:25, 2Cor. 11:26, Gal. 1:16, 2:9, 3:8)
                  "FOOLS" Mat. 23:17 "...Ye fools and blind" (see also Luke 12:20, 1Cor.15:36, Mat.23:19, Luke 11:40, 24:25, Eph. 5:15)
                  "WICKED AND ADULTEROUS" Mat. 16:4 "A wicked and adulterous generation" (see also Mat. 12:45, 13:49, 18:32, 21:41, 25:26, Luke 19:22, 1Cor. 5:13, 2Thes. 3:2, 2Pet. 2:7, 3:17)
                  "O YE OF LITTLE FAITH" (Christ's favorite name for His apostles!) Mat.6:30, 8:26, 14:31, etc., etc., etc.
                  "STIFFNECKED AND UNCIRCUMCISED" Acts7:53 "...stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart"
                  "LIARS, EVIL BEASTS, SLOW BELLIES" Titus 1:12 (see also 2Peter 2:12, Jude 10)
                  "ADULTERERS AND ADULTERESSES" Hebrews 13:4 "...whoremongers and adulterers God will judge" James 4:4 "Ye adulterers and adulteresses..." (see also Rom 7:3, Mat. 12:39, 16:4, Mark 8:38)
                  "WHITED WALL" Acts 23:3 Paul to the high priest .

                  You should read this. Jesus is impolite deal with it.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #2214
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Mabaet View Post
                    You call yourself a Christian? Shame on you.

                    "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" -Gandhi
                    Who cares what some demon worshiping dead dot head said? He's down in hell being tortured by satan even now.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Swedish Eskimo Scum
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 4

                      #2215
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Implying all atheists hate god.
                      Why is there no such solution as "I simply don't believe in God"?
                      I don't hate God, I just don't believe in him.

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #2216
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by ilaikmudkiepz View Post
                        Implying all atheists hate god.
                        Why is there no such solution as "I simply don't believe in God"?
                        I don't hate God, I just don't believe in him.
                        But all atheists DO hate Jesus. By their very denial of Him, they reveal their scorn. This is all Our Savior asks of you:

                        (John 14:15) "If ye love me, keep my commandments."

                        Is that so difficult?

                        Now, if you are finished spitting into the beautiful face of Jesus, please leave us alone.

                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        • Jack O'fagan
                          With faith as immovable as the Earth
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 4836

                          #2217
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by ilaikmudkiepz View Post
                          Implying all atheists hate god.
                          Why is there no such solution as "I simply don't believe in God"?
                          I don't hate God, I just don't believe in him.
                          One of our True Christian brothers Billy Bob Jenkins has done a full study on this and has found that almost all atheists deny God so they can have anal sex. Atheists may be in denial to themselves about this but I think that Billy Bob is probably right,

                          YIC

                          Jack
                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • Thinks Design
                            Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 366

                            #2218
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            This poll is stupid.

                            What about people who believe science shows us how god it?

                            Design science tells that thing like the bacterial flagellum and the blood clotting systems of mammals is and IC system (Irreducibly Complex).

                            This poll needs to keep up with cutting edge science as well as bible.

                            ThinksDesign
                            I whore for Satan

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                            • Jack O'fagan
                              With faith as immovable as the Earth
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 4836

                              #2219
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                              This poll is stupid.

                              What about people who believe science shows us how god it?

                              Design science tells that thing like the bacterial flagellum and the blood clotting systems of mammals is and IC system (Irreducibly Complex).

                              This poll needs to keep up with cutting edge science as well as bible.

                              ThinksDesign
                              You seem to be the kind of fool who spits in the face of God and spits in the face of science at the same time. Theists and atheists both see you as a retard, quite an achievement.

                              YIC

                              Jack
                              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              • danny the pervert
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 12

                                #2220
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                                I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise for all of the nay-sayers out there; the God-mockers who regularly infest our Christian forum. The Darwinistas have their "Dawkins scale" out there to demonstrate just how deeply they hate Jesus. Well Landover Baptist will not be outdone! This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.

                                It goes without saying that every True Christian™ loves Jesus with all their heart and soul. I would invite them to describe in detail the manifestations of that love.

                                For those of you who are false Christians or weak-kneed liberals, I would urge you to think carefully before checking the box and posting. Jesus reads these pages each and every day. What you say here can and will be used against you, on Judgment Day.








                                If one person has an imaginary friend, they are crazy, if many people have the same imaginary friend, its religion?

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