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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #16
    Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

    Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
    Wasn't your hero buried in a cave?
    And the first thing he did after coming back to life was get out of it! He didn't go crawling around!! Caves are for Satan.
    Sure in the old days some people lived around the entrances to caves, but Christians didn't go around seeing how close to hell they could get! Use some logic!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324
        #17
        Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

        They all join clubs called "Grottoes" grotto is an Italian word meaning "secret room" or "Special place" Do you think Pope is behind the effort to open the gates of Hell?
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748
            #18
            Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

            Did you know that the Boodists put their temples in caves?

            I wonder why, so that they can be closer to Satan? Or maybe it's just to get out of the heat. They had better get used to it. They don't believe in Jesus, so they're going to hell, with the cave hunters.

            And, look at this cave painting@!

            Those look like subterranean devils wielding pitchforks to me. Probably to ward off the Holy.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • eliot mayfield
                God Squad
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 9324
                #19
                Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                Searching the internets I found out they have a thing called "SRT" or single rope technique. I hate to even think about what kind of perversions that involves. Also they have a special kiss they greet each other with called a "TROGLOBITE"
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • Louana
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 11
                    #20
                    Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                    Every should pray so Jesus will bless us

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324
                        #21
                        cavers for christ

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                        This is so disgusting and repugnant I want to puke!
                        False christians running around trying to get people underground. They'll be underground, and in a lake of fire!
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • VictoryOS
                            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                             
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 5388
                            #22
                            Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                            Exactly! If the Good Lord wanted us to see the things you find in caves, He would have put them above ground in the sunshine. Anything you have to feel around in the dark for is something you don't need anyway.
                            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                            in 2016

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                              • Palmer C. Eldrich
                                Unsaved trash
                                Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
                                 
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 349
                                #23
                                Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                                Maybe these cavers are pirates who are looking for buried treasure. It makes sense that you would look in a cave instead of wasting energy excavating a beach to look for treasure. It's cooler, and a lot less work.
                                Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78555
                                    #24
                                    Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                                    Witches and vampires live in caves, so they're no good. Also teenagers go there to take dope and fornicate.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Nobar King
                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                        Christ's Guardian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 23748
                                        #25
                                        Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                                        That's why caves are often regulated as state parks and are closed at night. If they weren't, who knows what kind of nonsense would be going on there.
                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                          • Brother Lazarus
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jul 2008
                                            • 1062
                                            #26
                                            Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                            That's why caves are often regulated as state parks and are closed at night. If they weren't, who knows what kind of nonsense would be going on there.
                                            Do catacombs count as caves? The Romans buried their dead in catacombs and often came to visit and feast in the caves with their dead relatives. The stench had to be overpowering. This may have lead to the downfall of the empire.

                                            Given that, caves should be avoided.

                                            Yours in Christ
                                            Brother Lazarus
                                            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                                              • Nobar King
                                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                Christ's Guardian
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2007
                                                • 23748
                                                #27
                                                Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                                                Catacombs are like caves, but they have a different name because they're so much worse. There are dead people buried in there!! If you were going to find ghosts anywhere, it would be in the catacombs.
                                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                  • eliot mayfield
                                                    God Squad
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 9324
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                                                    Mohammad was forty years old and he had been meditating in a cave on Mount Hira for six months. Then voices came to him, this is called the Night of Power. He was in contact with Satan.
                                                    Matthew:
                                                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                      • LITTLEONION
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Apr 2009
                                                        • 17
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                                                        The German Nationalists developed a chemical known as xyclon B,which might prove very effective in eliminating anyone that likes to hang out in caves. Works in ovens as well!

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                                                          • homer the caver
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Under Investigation
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 3
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

                                                            what the hell have yall people been smoking.i have never found anything wrong with caving . i have not been looking for satan but he is more than likely on this board.
                                                            yall need to get outta the house more often & get a life

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