[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

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For this reason would it not be better to search for our Lord in the earth that he created, rather than believing a devil is there...who will disguise himself in light?

No.

De:26:15: Look down from thy holy habitation, from heaven, and bless thy people Israel, and the land which thou hast given us, as thou swarest unto our fathers, a land that floweth with milk and honey.

[Powwow]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

I think you'll find that it would be more probable that the Lord himself is within the Earth.

As in 2 Corinthians 11:12-15 it states:

"For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light."

If Satan appaears to us as an angel of light, we would be unable to distinguish him from the Lord, who we know from the story of the prophet Elijah will come in a whisper.

For this reason would it not be better to search for our Lord in the earth that he created, rather than believing a devil is there...who will disguise himself in light?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

This reminds me of a hilarious comedy I watched, called The Descent. It's about a group of feminazi spelunkers who get eaten by demons. A non-stop laugh riot, two thumbs up.

Jesus died for our sins. To consider Christians sinless is to commit the sin of pride.

Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

1st John 5:18: We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

P.S. Pop quiz: Which book of the Bible has the 7 deadly sins in it? Answer quickly!

[A Discerning Soul]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.]

Jesus died for our sins. To consider Christians sinless is to commit the sin of pride. No bonus points for taking his name in vain in the execution.
A jaunt of spelunking would go well in this forum. After all, from what I've seen so far, this place is full of trolls.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Wow that was interesting I always felt that when I was caving i was being given the chance to basque in beauty that God created all the while getting excercise and being active.

p.s. By the way remember let he who has no sin cast the first stone.

I am sure that I miss quoted that so before you call me out on it I know but the message is still there

Yes, the actual quote is this...

John 8:7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

But, that has no bearing here. See, Jesus said that when He was addressing a group of sinners, not True Christians(tm). We True Christians(tm) are without sin, therefore we can cast stones.

1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

[Jbfaraday]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Wow that was interesting I always felt that when I was caving i was being given the chance to basque in beauty that God created all the while getting excercise and being active.

p.s. By the way remember let he who has no sin cast the first stone.

I am sure that I miss quoted that so before you call me out on it I know but the message is still there

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Caves would appear to be the equivalent of an anus for the landscape. And we all know what kind of filth is fixated on anuses . . .

[D Thomas]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Just wanted to respond to this:
Hey,Dear D Thomas,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Calling God Almighty a rapist
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God did NOT rape Mary! She gladly submitted to Him.

And even if He did rape her, so what? He's God! He can do whatever He likes!!

Take your hatespeech and go pester someone else.
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=329329
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After all this talk of fornication in caves I decided to get back into caving so I can find some virgins. Speaking of virgins, did GOD fornicate with Mary or did he just commit adultry? Maybe he did neither, maybe he DID IT in the spirit. By the way, we know where the gates of hell are located, so don't f___ with us or we'll loose the pigs on you. These pigs like to play "Who's ya daddy" (if you know what I mean).

As you can see I didn't call God a rapist I questioned whether or not he was a fornicator or an adulterer. Bet you had a tough time with reading comprehension on those pesky school tests

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Obviously Satan!

[Talitha]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Who do you think taught me my slutty ways?

Another slut I'm guessing.

[CaveGirl]

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Oh. A proud slut.

I'm sure your parents are proud too.

Who do you think taught me my slutty ways?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Oh. A proud slut.

I'm sure your parents are proud too.

[CaveGirl]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Are you sure that ALL of them know that?

Cavers know. Maybe no spelunkers.

I did have sex in a cave once or twice. Yay for fornication!

[Nobar King]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

-all cavers know you don't smoke in caves because it damages them.

Are you sure that ALL of them know that?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!!

Y'all are cracked in the head. Seriously. Whoever made the comment about smoking weed in caves is an idiot--all cavers know you don't smoke in caves because it damages them.

Quit your Bible thumping and explore the world a little. You may be suprised what you find beyond the reaches of your own @ss.

You have us confused with homos.