Liberal "Christians": How to spot them

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Re: Liberal "Christians": How to spot them

• They promote peace in the name of God, in direct violation of His Word, and deny that He is a God of War.
• They declare it evil/child abuse to discipline our children as we are instructed in His Word.
• They say that "all denominations", even Mary-worshipping, ring-kissing, altar-boy-raping Catholics, are "united in Christ" and are all "valid expressions of Christianity".
• They claim that we should "tolerate" other religions, in spite of God's clear-cut commandment to deliver up unto death those who do not follow Him.
• They believe that "people of all faiths go to Heaven, if they're good people". No matter that God's Word says otherwise.
• The eat Ezekiel 4:9 bread, without reading Ezekiel 4:10-13 and ensuring that it's actually prepared according to God's explicit directions.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Liberal "Christians": How to spot them

Praise!

• They feel marriage is a "partnership".
• If the marriage doesn't work out, that's okay, they just divorce.
• Abortion is okay, because the wombs belong to women, not Jesus.
• They ramble on about how God loves everyone equally.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Dear fellow True Christians™:

Given the rather frightening number of fluffy-bunny liberal religionists who only think that they are saved Christians, I believe that it will be helpful to provide a guide to allow people to spot them. Besides the obvious — they're not tithing members of LBC — let's make a list of early warning signs of "Christians" who are actually anything but.

• They harp on verses like Matthew 7:1 and John 3:16, while ignoring equally pertinent verses like Isaiah 45:7 and Luke 19:27.
• If they come across a Bible verse that they don't like, they say that it was "nailed to the Cross," was "meant for the church back then," needs to be "interpreted correctly," or needs to be read "in the cultural and historical context."
• They decide what they want to believe (typically liberal politics) and then, instead of determining whether it's Biblically correct or citing actual Scripture verses to prove it, just make vague, hand-waving arguments as to what God should want.
• They believe that all versions of the Bible, even the satanically inspired NIV, are just as good as God's Perfect Word, the King James Bible. In fact, they probably think that "KJV 1611" is just a license-plate number.
• They worship a demon called Shirley God, as in "Shirley God wouldn't smite people just for being homers."
• They allow women into positions of church leadership and may even set up "welcoming congregations" where homers play-act at being saved Christians.
• Their churches feature seventies-modern architecture and felt-appliqué banners.
• They rename the Persons of the Holy Trinity to make Them sound more P.C. After all, Shirley God would want it that way.