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  • St.ProximusDaviticus
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    • Apr 2009
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    #16
    Re: Satan's Influence on Music

    Protein shakes? Nah. I drink holy water mixed with body of Christ as my shakes.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
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      #17
      Re: Satan's Influence on Music

      Originally posted by St.ProximusDaviticus View Post
      Protein shakes? Nah. I drink holy water mixed with body of Christ as my shakes.
      You papists make me sick.

      Show me where the Bible mentions "holy water."
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • W.T. Snacks
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        • Apr 2009
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        #18
        Re: Satan's Influence on Music

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You papists make me sick.

        Show me where the Bible mentions "holy water."
        I wouldn't give 'em the chance to "prove" anything. They might you know...make somthing up out of context. That's the norm for the Papists these days and all. "Holy Water" indeed...is not in the Bible, at least not in the KJV1611 anywhere.

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        • St.ProximusDaviticus
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          • Apr 2009
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          #19
          Re: Satan's Influence on Music

          By holy water I mean the blood of Christ. Fellow brothers, do not act like a bunch of Judas Iscariots, for it is not my time yet for betrayal. I love you all.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #20
            Re: Satan's Influence on Music

            Originally posted by St.ProximusDaviticus View Post
            By holy water I mean the blood of Christ. Fellow brothers, do not act like a bunch of Judas Iscariots, for it is not my time yet for betrayal. I love you all.
            Go kiss some rings elsewhere, papist. This is a Christian forum.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • St.ProximusDaviticus
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              • Apr 2009
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              #21
              Re: Satan's Influence on Music

              I am not Frodo thus I will not cower to the prowess of any ring!!!!

              The power of Christ compels me, Ezekiel.

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              • Wide-Open
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                • Nov 2007
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                #22
                Re: Satan's Influence on Music

                Originally posted by St.ProximusDaviticus View Post
                I am not Frodo thus I will not cower to the prowess of any ring!!!!

                The power of Christ compels me, Ezekiel.
                That is PASTOR Ezekiel for you, friend.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #23
                  Re: Satan's Influence on Music

                  Originally posted by St.ProximusDaviticus View Post
                  I am not Frodo thus I will not cower to the prowess of any ring!!!!

                  The power of Christ compels me, Ezekiel.
                  Why did Jesus strike you cross-eyed, boy?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Max Bayes
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                    • Mar 2009
                    • 302

                    #24
                    Re: Satan's Influence on Music

                    I think the eyes are just a mere surface indicator of the wild storm of insanity that lurks within. Can't trust these damn Cathohicks.
                    BEHOLD!!!
                    THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                    May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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                    • John Bois Ward
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                      • Mar 2009
                      • 350

                      #25
                      Re: Satan's Influence on Music

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Why did Jesus strike you cross-eyed, boy?
                      The medical term for crossed-eyes is Strabismus. The term is derived from the Greek word, strabos, which means squint-eyed. So it's a good possibility that the boy is the offspring of an oriental.
                      Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                      • St.ProximusDaviticus
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                        • Apr 2009
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                        #26
                        Re: Satan's Influence on Music

                        Ok good, I'm glad someone put my picture up for me since I don't know how to navigate this site quite well, yet. Thats me in uniform, about to give a sermon in name of sweet Jesus. Glory.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #27
                          Re: Satan's Influence on Music

                          Originally posted by St.ProximusDaviticus View Post
                          Ok good, I'm glad someone put my picture up for me since I don't know how to navigate this site quite well, yet. Thats me in uniform, about to give a sermon in name of sweet Jesus. Glory.
                          Why do you have honolulu eyes, boy?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • St.ProximusDaviticus
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #28
                            Re: Satan's Influence on Music

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Why do you have honolulu eyes, boy?
                            Because Keanu Reeves is my distant cousin, Pastor Ezekiel.

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                            • Brother Temperance
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                              • Sep 2006
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                              #29
                              Re: Satan's Influence on Music

                              Originally posted by St.ProximusDaviticus View Post
                              By holy water I mean the blood of Christ. Fellow brothers, do not act like a bunch of Judas Iscariots, for it is not my time yet for betrayal. I love you all.
                              Even if we were to act like Judases, I can't imagine anyone being willing to pay a whole thirty pieces of silver for you.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #30
                                Re: Satan's Influence on Music

                                Originally posted by St.ProximusDaviticus View Post
                                Because Keanu Reeves is my distant cousin, Pastor Ezekiel.
                                So then you're a queer chink?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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