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  • #436
    Re: False Religions Register

    Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHA! BWAHAHAHA!

    Sorry I had to get that out of my system..

    Anyway, I'd just like to rain on your little parade here and let you all know that you're acting rather Satanic at the moment. In fact, you're in use of the 4th of the 11 Satanic Rules of the Earth: "If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy" - Anton LaVey. And I dare say, this is one of the best ways I've seen it carried out in a while...
    What you don't understand miss demon is that LaVey was actually a corrupt old joo who died penniless and insane. He made up his fake "religion" as a scam to make money, after his child porn operation got shut down by the DOF.

    Not a man you should be trying to emulate, nancy.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #437
      Re: False Religions Register

      Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
      BWAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHA! BWAHAHAHA!

      Sorry I had to get that out of my system..

      Anyway, I'd just like to rain on your little parade here and let you all know that you're acting rather Satanic at the moment. In fact, you're in use of the 4th of the 11 Satanic Rules of the Earth: "If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy" - Anton LaVey. And I dare say, this is one of the best ways I've seen it carried out in a while...
      Based on your behavior, I'd say we're entertaining you, not that we were being cruel and merciless.

      A little research shows that you're not even a good Satanist:
      Originally posted by Anton LaVey
      1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
      ...
      3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
      Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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      • #438
        Re: False Religions Register

        Originally posted by Mister Brasil View Post
        Based on your behavior, I'd say we're entertaining you, not that we were being cruel and merciless.

        A little research shows that you're not even a good Satanist:

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        1) your pitiful attempts at cruelty are what is comical.

        2) There is a clause in Satanism that states that one must only do something so long as it is a tool for ones gratification. so they're not rules, more like guidelines...

        so I am a good Satanist because I'm striving for gratification
        I request the reason for your 'golden rule'; I request the why and wherefore of your 'ten commandments'.

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        • #439
          Re: False Religions Register

          Originally posted by Mister Brasil View Post
          A little research shows that you're not even a good Satanist:
          And since this is an open forum, it is implied that various opinions are welcome. Including mine!
          I request the reason for your 'golden rule'; I request the why and wherefore of your 'ten commandments'.

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          • #440
            Re: False Religions Register

            And, this still being an open forum, it is as much my lair as yours.
            I request the reason for your 'golden rule'; I request the why and wherefore of your 'ten commandments'.

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            • #441
              Re: False Religions Register

              I don't think vardenvell is anywhere near here.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #442
                Re: False Religions Register

                Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
                2) There is a clause in Satanism...
                I suppose that would be a satan clause! Get it?
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • #443
                  Re: False Religions Register

                  Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
                  And, this still being an open forum, it is as much my lair as yours.
                  Well, make up your mind. Are you an unwanted guest or are you a co-host?

                  You, like the rest of your ilk, are loud and obnoxious, and apparently you have been for so long that you've deluded yourself into thinking it's something to be proud of. You've blindly flailed about for any sort of philosophy that supports your own inestimable self-regard, and you think you've found it in the ridiculous writs of Mr. LaVey.

                  But your self-regard is inaccurate. You are barely intelligent enough to string together a subject and predicate. If you managed to make it through a few pages of Mr. LaVey's nonsense, you must've been in a marijuana-induced stupor, and it shows:

                  There is a clause in Satanism that states that one must only do something so long as it is a tool for ones gratification.
                  It didn't take me more than a few minutes to find the clause to which I believe you're referring-- maybe because I'm not all coked up on zowie weed, maybe because Mr. LaVey's brand of Satanism is designed for easy consumption by teenaged nitwits like you. It doesn't say what you think it says. Rather than quote it to you, maybe you'd like to quote it to me? You know, to demonstrate that you're actually capable of reading a complete sentence without getting distracted?

                  Repeat after me:

                  I did not flunk out of high school because it was too easy for me. I flunked because I was too stupid and lazy. My infinite self-esteem is a product of my spineless psychobabbler mother and is not reflected by any actual achievement in this world. I found this website run by fundamentalist Christians when I was too high on grass to go to sleep and decided, on a spiteful whim, to harass them, but it turns out that Christ graces those He loves best not only with wealth and beauty, but with intelligence as well. I am very, very sorry. I will go cut my hair now.
                  Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                  • #444
                    Re: False Religions Register

                    I mean this in the nicest possible way, Go fuck yourself.
                    I request the reason for your 'golden rule'; I request the why and wherefore of your 'ten commandments'.

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                    • #445
                      Re: False Religions Register

                      Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
                      I mean this in the nicest possible way, Go piffle yourself.
                      I fear your admins hath censored me once more. Killing my dramatic effect..
                      I request the reason for your 'golden rule'; I request the why and wherefore of your 'ten commandments'.

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                      • #446
                        Re: False Religions Register

                        If you are looking for intelligent debate and can stand to let me speak my piece without an imbecilic show of online witch-hunting, I can deliver it.

                        Unlike Christianity, Satanism is not constrained by strict dogmas. There is no "holy hand" that a Satanist claims influenced its creation. Rather, it is a path that adapts to changing social climates. Some Satanists, as in the actual Church of Satan, prefer to keep to themselves and work their own private worlds. Others become disgusted or concerned with the state of the world (or this country) and target the groups that lead the delusion and pathetic weakness for destruction or impediment ("white light" religions, communism, the majority of "charities," mass-appealing trends and politics, etc.). Still others just like to flame those with far too much self-righteousness just for the sake of getting pretentious, indignant responses.

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                        • #447
                          Re: False Religions Register

                          I couldn't have put it better myself (nor did I unfortunately.. )
                          I request the reason for your 'golden rule'; I request the why and wherefore of your 'ten commandments'.

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                          • #448
                            Re: False Religions Register

                            Every faith that isn't based on the bibel, has to be a false religion. That is what is written in the holy book, and how could it be wrong?
                            Sarcasm: Off

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                            • #449
                              Re: False Religions Register

                              Originally posted by marduk View Post
                              Every faith that isn't based on the bibel, has to be a false religion. That is what is written in the holy book, and how could it be wrong?
                              What on earth is a "bibel"?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #450
                                Re: False Religions Register

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                What on earth is a "bibel"?
                                That would be called a typo Pastor Ardtard.

                                Go ahead and delete my account you dumb shitbag.
                                You people are the most ignorant pieces of shit that I have ever come into contact with.

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