[Dead Dog]

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Almost true. God Almighty orchestrated the work. HE dictated the KJV1611 Bible, word-for-word. Take a look at THIS.

I have seen that already thank you and yes what a lovely cartoon strip. But I'm sorry, I don't believe a cat's favourite food is lasagne just because Garfield eats it.


Who did you think wrote the Bible? Space aliens? Aardvarks? Every book of the Holy Bible was written by Holy Men, hand-picked and inspired by Jesus Christ Himself. Take a look at THIS.

I've already said, if God wrote it through man why would there be conflicting stories in Matthew, Mark, Luke and John?


Can you let me know exactly where you got that particular steaming pile of falsehood? Can you offer any proof at all that the original language of the Bible was joo?

You are aware that Jesus was Jewish, right?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You are aware that Jesus was Jewish, right?

What is a Jew?

A Jew is a person who worships God and denies that Jesus is the Messiah.

Jesus is the Messiah. Therefore, He knows that He is the Messiah, and does not deny it.

Jesus is also God. Therefore, He does not worship Himself, unless you think Him to be some sort of megalomaniacal freak!

So no, Jesus is not Jewish.

You said that Shakespeare could not have doen and asked for proof. I provided it through logic.

No, you didn't.

I asked for proof that Shakespeare wrote the Bible. You said King James didn't.

I never said King James wrote the Bible. I said it was translated from ancient texts (clearly not written by Shakespeare).

You have failed to prove anything, except perhaps that you do not know what "logic" is.

[Dead Dog]

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What is a Jew?

A Jew is a person who worships God and denies that Jesus is the Messiah.

Jesus is the Messiah. Therefore, He knows that He is the Messiah, and does not deny it.

Jesus is also God. Therefore, He does not worship Himself, unless you think Him to be some sort of megalomaniacal freak!

So no, Jesus is not Jewish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew

DON'T tell me wikipedia cannot be trusted becase anyone can edit it because it has administraters who can delete an entry immediately after discovering there is no truth to it or no evidence to back it up. Jesus was born a Jew.


No, you didn't.

I asked for proof that Shakespeare wrote the Bible. You said King James didn't.

I never said King James wrote the Bible. I said it was translated from ancient texts (clearly not written by Shakespeare).

You have failed to prove anything, except perhaps that you do not know what "logic" is.

You're right. How silly of me for not being literal enough. Okay.

It is believed by many scholars that part of teh King James edition of the Bible was written by Shakespeare. there are many clues hidden within the text.

The point is, anyone could have added whatever they wanted in translation.
Oh,a nd these 'ancient texts'. What were they? What language before translation? Let me tell you:
Latin, Aramaic, HEBREW...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It is believed by many scholars that part of teh King James edition of the Bible was written by Shakespeare. there are many clues hidden within the text.

Ah, the infamous "many scholars". That's not a reference, little boy.

Oh,a nd these 'ancient texts'. What were they? What language before translation? Let me tell you:
Latin, Aramaic, HEBREW...

Actually, the Textus Receptus was in Greek, and the Old Testament in Hebrew. Only the Latin Vulgate (a false translation used by the Catholic Cult, not by King James) was in Latin.

Try doing some homework before making these wild assertions.

[Dead Dog]

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[quote=Rev. M. Rodimer;230763]
Actually, the Textus Receptus was in Greek, and the Old Testament in Hebrew.quote]

So now youa dmit the Bible was translated from Hebrew? Or did they only translte it from teh Greek? In which case, where did that come from?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So now youa dmit the Bible was translated from Hebrew? Or did they only translte it from teh Greek? In which case, where did that come from?

Truly, you are an imbecile.

I have said all along that King James was responsible for TRANSLATING the Bible.

Maybe you should go back to the comic strip and read the whole thing this time.

[Dead Dog]

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Truly, you are an imbecile.

I have said all along that King James was responsible for TRANSLATING the Bible.

Maybe you should go back to the comic strip and read the whole thing this time.

TRANSLATING from Hebrew. Going back to an earlier argument that the Bible was never in Hebrew. That quote you had in your last post had nothing to do with King James OR Shakespeare.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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TRANSLATING from Hebrew. Going back to an earlier argument that the Bible was never in Hebrew. That quote you had in your last post had nothing to do with King James OR Shakespeare.

What ARE you talking about? I never said that no part of the Bible was written in Hebrew!

What quote?!

Surely, you are truly a Wiccan.

[Dead Dog]

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Can you let me know exactly where you got that particular steaming pile of falsehood? Can you offer any proof at all that the original language of the Bible was joo?

I was actually trying to refute you and 'Pastor Ezekiel' both. He said that the Bible was never in Hebrew.

[GAY_Tool]

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I was actually trying to refute you and 'Pastor Ezekiel' both. He said that the Bible was never in Hebrew.

Which it was.Any other language it is in now has been TRANSLATED from Hebrew.In fact the Romans had a meeting on it to decide which bits to translate which bits to ignore.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Jesus was born a Jew.

He was born into a family that practiced Judaism, but He rightly rejected it. John 7 tells the story of when He rejected Judaism as a false religion.

It is believed by many scholars that part of teh King James edition of the Bible was written by Shakespeare. there are many clues hidden within the text.

Please name a few respected scholars who believe that Shakespeare wrote part of the Bible. Cite your references. I will not accept as proof the fact that Psalm chapter 46 contains the word 'shake' in verse 3 and the word 'spear' in verse 9.

If you want to play the "many scholars" game, then I will let you know that it is believed by "many scholars" that William Shakespeare of Stratford-upon-Avon did not even write his own plays.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[LambOfGod]

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You're all fucking morons.

Seriously. Now...I don't know what 'astrue' really is. But those gods you mentioned are of the ancient Norse religion.

now, check out my band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQYPn_en6OU

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You're all piffleing mormons.

Seriously. Now...I don't know what 'astrue' really is. But those gods you mentioned are of the ancient Norse religion.

now, check out my band.

<satanic link deleted>

Sorry, LOG, but I've never fucked a moron, and I can safely say no True Christian(tm) has.

I have an odd feeling you're headed for Quarantine. Just a hunch.

[LambOfGod]

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Sorry, LOG, but I've never piffleed a mormon, and I can safely say no True Christian™ has.

I have an odd feeling you're headed for Quarantine. Just a hunch.

*sigh* it was blatantly edited.

Look. You're all nuts. Those religions, most of them are dead or the descriptions are just...wrong.

And fuck it. Ban me. Here's my tattoo:

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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now, check out my band.
<satanic link deleted>

I'm confused. Why would you posting a video of Satanists ruining some poor little girl's birthday on a Christian forum?

Pastor Billy-Reuben