[Nobar King]

Re: False Religions Register

*sigh* it was blatantly edited.

Look. You're all nuts. Those religions, most of them are dead or the descriptions are just...wrong.

And piffle it. Ban me. Here's my tattoo:

Isn't that just some cheap thing that you can get for your car? And you got the tattoo? What's next, mudflap girl?

[ConFett]

Re: False Religions Register

There is no such thing as a religion that worships Satan. No religion in this world worships Satan; not even Satanism.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: False Religions Register

There is no such thing as a religion that worships Satan. No religion in this world worships Satan; not even Satanism.

That's a lie straight from the lips of Satan and you know it.

EVERYONE who is not a Bible-Believing God-fearing saved Christian worships Satan.

Jesus said: He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad. (Mt 12:30)

If you aren't down on your knees in church at least three times a week begging for forgiveness for your sins and tithing every cent you can scrape together, then you worship Satan by default.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[ConFett]

Re: False Religions Register

That's a lie straight from the lips of Satan and you know it.

EVERYONE who is not a Bible-Believing God-fearing saved Christian worships Satan.

Jesus said: He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad. (Mt 12:30)

If you aren't down on your knees in church at least three times a week begging for forgiveness for your sins and tithing every cent you can scrape together, then you worship Satan by default.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

How does one worship Satan without first believing in Satan?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: False Religions Register

And everyone knows Bugs Bunny was a fictional character whereas you cannot doubt the existence of Shakespeare.

Shakespeare was a Jew conspiracy.

And have you any idea how much is lost in translation? How can you know that what you read, taht that version, is God's Word?

Are you calling God incompetent?

And piffle it. Ban me. Here's my tattoo:

OARWIH? Why would anyone want a tattoo saying Oarwih? I don't get it.

How does one worship Satan without first believing in Satan?

There's a reason why he's called the Prince of Lies, you know.

[ConFett]

Re: False Religions Register

If Satan is the Prince of Lies, how do you all know that you are not in his grasp? Maybe Satan himself manipulated the true word of God. Perhaps he has lied to you all; I mean, how can you know?

[Petal]

Re: False Religions Register

OARWIH? Why would anyone want a tattoo saying Oarwih?

i thinks maybee the tattoo man wanteds it to say YAHWEH but he not spells so good when he drunk

[Nobar King]

Re: False Religions Register

Maybe it's a band logo for that group 'OAR'. Like OARFTW.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: False Religions Register

If Satan is the Prince of Lies, how do you all know that you are not in his grasp? Maybe Satan himself manipulated the true word of God. Perhaps he has lied to you all; I mean, how can you know?

Are you seriously suggesting that an omnipotent, omniscient, benevolent God would just sit back and allow Satan to delude people? Doesn't sound very plausible to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: False Religions Register

If Satan is the Prince of Lies, how do you all know that you are not in his grasp? Maybe Satan himself manipulated the true word of God. Perhaps he has lied to you all; I mean, how can you know?

Well, you have a point there.

God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

But since Jesus talks to me every day, I think I know the difference. Glory!!

[ConFett]

Re: False Religions Register

Well, I suppose it makes sense. This is actually a pretty good forum, both in terms of software and members. Thanks for the discussion, and bye for now.

Oh, and just to be honest, I'm not a Christian at all; I'm actually a Stoic with heavy Buddhist influence. We're not that different, we both have virtue. If I someday must come face to face with God, I will have no regrets.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: False Religions Register

Well, I suppose it makes sense. This is actually a pretty good forum, both in terms of software and members. Thanks for the discussion, and bye for now.

Oh, and just to be honest, I'm not a Christian at all; I'm actually a Stoic with heavy Buddhist influence. We're not that different, we both have virtue. If I someday must come face to face with God, I will have no regrets.

So you lied to Jesus and all of us. Nice.

And what on earth is a "Stoic?" It sounds like a Russian car of some kind. Is it a cult?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: False Religions Register

I'm actually a Stoic with heavy Buddhist influence. We're not that different, we both have virtue. If I someday must come face to face with God, I will have no regrets.

I have a feeling you'll regret not having accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Take a look at this.

I am praying for you, friend.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[ConFett]

Re: False Religions Register

Yes, reincarnation is a bit far-stretched, I cannot deny. As a matter of fact, there is barely any definitive proof that Siddhartha Guatama Buddha had ever lived. But it's the thought, the concept of the matter, that counts. I may not believe that I will be reincarnated, nor do I even think that there is any way to know what will happen to me after death; but I must respect life, others, and myself, as well as practice moderation in order to refrain from evil.

About Stoicism, it's the philosophy that one does not need luxury and possession to achieve happiness. Zeno, the founder of Stoicism, was a man who lived in ancient Athens, and despite never having a home or any true possessions of his own, constantly pursued the happiness of others. A tale goes that Julius Caesar once came up to Zeno in search of wisdom, and asked him if there was anything at all he could do for him. Zeno said yes; he politely asked him to move, for he was blocking the sun.

[Nobar King]

Re: False Religions Register

This wasn't posted here, yet, but it certainly counts:

The purpose of Eckankar is to make God an everyday reality in your life.
As Soul, you have the God-knowledge within you. The teachings of ECK will awaken the knowledge and love for the divine things that are already in your heart.
The road to God is the adventure of a lifetime.
With spiritual blessings,

Meet Harold Klemp


Spiritual Leader
of Eckankar

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• Make God an Everyday Reality
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• Find Eckankar in Your Area Eckankar is a worldwide spiritual teaching with members in over 120 countries.
• How to Sing HU, the Most Beautiful Prayer

The fact that they call themselves ECK should be a pretty good sign.