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  • Re: False Religions And Cults

    You Biblebangers can get off your soapbox now. Just like the fucking Westboro Baptist Church, nobody listens to you. They laugh at you. And I do too. You all are like Buddists, besides the fact they are tolerant. I believe in Christ, and I am a Christian, but I hate to admit that because of idiots like you people. Screw you fucking faggots, and go to Hell, bitches. \m/ \m/
    Proverbs 19:29
    Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.

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      Originally posted by MetalHead4Life View Post
      You Biblebangers can get off your soapbox now. Just like the piffleing Westboro Baptist Church, nobody listens to you. They laugh at you. And I do too. You all are like Buddists, besides the fact they are tolerant. I believe in Christ, and I am a Christian, but I hate to admit that because of idiots like you people. Screw you piffleing faggots, and go to Hell, bitches. \m/ \m/
      You watch your mouth you vile little Sodomite! You won't be laughing very hard when Satan has your pimpled hiney bent over a magma vent!

      Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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        Originally posted by MetalHead4Life View Post
        You Biblebangers can get off your soapbox now. Just like the piffleing Westboro Baptist Church, nobody listens to you. They laugh at you. And I do too. You all are like Buddists, besides the fact they are tolerant. I believe in Christ, and I am a Christian, but I hate to admit that because of idiots like you people. Screw you piffleing faggots, and go to Hell, bitches. \m/ \m/
        We only follow the words of God and the teachings of Jesus Christ. If you disagree with our views then you are not a Christian and if you hate us then you hate Christ.

        When you are burning in hell I will be in heaven laughing.

        YIC

        Jack
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          Now, now gentlemen. I believe I used the first derogatory homosexual comment, therefore you are copying me by calling me a Sodomite. And yes, I do believe in Christ, but I also believe he said not to shove your religion down other people's throats, did he not? Therefore, who is truly in the wrong here? Haha, you in Heaven? Haha, oh hahaha. You made my day, Pops! That was a good joke! Hahaha, oh haha....
          Proverbs 19:29
          Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.

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            Oh, and Pops, don't you have a better way to spend your twilight years than on a hypocritical, biblebanger forum? Let me redirect you to some good music.

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            Proverbs 19:29
            Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.

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            • Re: False Religions And Cults

              Originally posted by MetalHead4Life View Post
              And yes, I do believe in Christ, but I also believe he said not to shove your religion down other people's throats, did he not? .

              No He didn't
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                Originally posted by MetalHead4Life View Post
                Now, now gentlemen. I believe I used the first derogatory homosexual comment, therefore you are copying me by calling me a Sodomite. And yes, I do believe in Christ, but I also believe he said not to shove your religion down other people's throats, did he not? Therefore, who is truly in the wrong here? Haha, you in Heaven? Haha, oh hahaha. You made my day, Pops! That was a good joke! Hahaha, oh haha....
                The only thing that will ever be shoved down your throat is the Devil's giant appendage while you are being baked in his Soul Pot Pie. You will be his special little party favor for all eternity, so enjoy Hell!

                Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                  Appendage? Wow, I can see that you are a big fat nerd. If hell is away from you fucking biblebangers, I'll definetly enjoy it. Why don't you go plan your revenge? Oh, wait, that's a movie right? Revenge of the Nerds?
                  Proverbs 19:29
                  Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.

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                  • Re: False Religions And Cults

                    Originally posted by MetalHead4Life View Post
                    Now, now gentlemen. I believe I used the first derogatory homosexual comment, therefore you are copying me by calling me a Sodomite. And yes, I do believe in Christ, but I also believe he said not to shove your religion down other people's throats, did he not? Therefore, who is truly in the wrong here? Haha, you in Heaven? Haha, oh hahaha. You made my day, Pops! That was a good joke! Hahaha, oh haha....

                    Since you consider yourself such a good Christian can you point out errors in use of scripture by a True Christian? You have already shown yourself to be a fool with no Biblical knowledge.

                    Proverbs 1:7
                    The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

                    YIC

                    Jack
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • Re: False Religions And Cults

                      Originally posted by MetalHead4Life View Post
                      you piffleing biblebangers
                      Please! As much as we love our Bibles, we most certainly do not "bang" them!

                      You lady, on the other hand, sound like you need a good whack on the head from a Leatherbound KJV!

                      Can you not keep it civil?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Re: False Religions And Cults

                        Originally posted by MetalHead4Life View Post
                        Appendage? Wow, I can see that you are a big fat nerd. If hell is away from you piffleing biblebangers, I'll definetly enjoy it. Why don't you go plan your revenge? Oh, wait, that's a movie right? Revenge of the Nerds?
                        What an interesting looking specimen you must be with your foot in your mouth and your head up your backside. God had the first laugh when He created you, and He will certainly have the last when He fieldgoal kicks you straight through the gateposts of Hades!

                        Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                          Well I'm sorry I don't spend 100% of my time studying the piffleing Bible. I have other things to do, and I'm sure God completely understands. But I'm sure Jesus would want us to spread tolerance. Let God handle the piffleing sinners. By the way, Pops, I found another song for you! Well two actually, but you get my point.

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                          Proverbs 19:29
                          Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.

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                          • Re: False Religions And Cults

                            Romans 12:19
                            Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

                            Exekiel 25:17
                            And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

                            Vengeance is for God (or if he orders True Christians), not for satanist nerds like Stephen Hawking or the likes
                            II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                            • Re: False Religions And Cults

                              Oh shut up Ned. Can I call you that? It represents you, since you're a nerd. You're just angry because you know I'm right, you're wrong, you're a nerd, I have a life.... No need to be so envious!
                              Proverbs 19:29
                              Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.

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                              • Re: False Religions And Cults

                                Originally posted by MetalHead4Life View Post
                                Oh shut up Ned. Can I call you that? It represents you, since you're a nerd. You're just angry because you know I'm right, you're wrong, you're a nerd, I have a life.... No need to be so envious!
                                So you call yourself a Christian but clearly you don't know why because you know absolutely nothing about the Bible or the teachings of Christ. Isn't believing in something that you don't know about very retarded?

                                You are obviously a stupid individual with no point to make. You can find nothing biblically wrong with our views can you? otherwise you would have pointed problems out. Just go.

                                Proverbs 12:15
                                The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

                                YIC

                                Jack
                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                sigpic

                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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