[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

This video could equally be called "The Spaghetti Delusion."

Close but no cigar

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

This video could equally be called "The Spaghetti Delusion."

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Silly sod! "Janet and John' are clearly an invention of the Liberal left to spread the homersexural agenda. Clearly it has been very successful in the UK!

The Bible, on the other hand, is a history book written about real people and real places. Everyone in it can be identified in history and every place it mentions really existed or still exists. You can't deny it. It speaks of Rome, the JOOS, the Egyptians. They are here, just as it says. It explains the creation of Heaven and earth and of everything on earth. And we are here, so you can't deny that either. Thus it is impossible to deny the existence of God who caused the book to be written correctly (without the papist claptrap) as the King James Version 1611 specifically for the Landover Baptist church.

If also speaks of Jesus who no one at the time noticed, so can't have been that big of a deal. It also speaks of the Walls of Jericho, A city that yes did exist, but the archeological evidence does not support the existence of any City Walls.
The Bible is just a collection of hearsay and myths and as such is no more valid an explanation of anything then Janet and John.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Did Janet and John really exist, we are told about them in the Janet and John books, but without external sources to confirm their existence, mention of then in their own books is no proof.

http://www.janetandjohn.com/

The same goes for anything you quote from YOUR book, just because it say is in there does not make it so.

YOU may truly believe that one book, but just quoting it does not actually offer any proof of anything.

I have my book, but I can show you noodle evidence from independent sources supporting the existence of a Noodle based deity.

Silly sod! "Janet and John' are clearly an invention of the Liberal left to spread the homersexural agenda, successfully it seems, in the UK!

The Bible, on the other hand, is a history book written about real people and real places. Everyone in it can be identified in history and every place it mentions really existed or still exists. You can't deny it. It speaks of Rome, the JOOS, the Egyptians. They are here, just as it says. It explains the creation of Heaven and earth and of everything on earth. And we are here, so you can't deny that either. Thus it is impossible to deny the existence of God who caused the book to be written correctly (without the papist claptrap) as the King James Version 1611 specifically for the Landover Baptist church.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

I consider this to be the the single most offensive post I have seen. The very essence of God is Truth.

Look at this verse:

1Pe:1:1: Peter, an apostle of Jesus Christ, to the strangers scattered throughout Pontus, Galatia, Cappadocia, Asia, and Bithynia,

Now all those awkwardly named places existed and Peter did write his letters from there. We know because Landover has some of the envelopes with stamps on them in the Museum as proof.

You must therefore confess that there is nothing at all mythical about The Holy Bible which is filled with factness.

Look at this verse:

Da:4:4: I Nebuchadnezzar was at rest in mine house, and flourishing in my palace:
Da:4:5: I saw a dream which made me afraid, and the thoughts upon my bed and the visions of my head troubled me.

Are you saying Nebuchadnezzar was mythical and no one ever dreams?

My suggestion is that you broaden your diet away from noodly things.

Did Janet and John really exist, we are told about them in the Janet and John books, but without external sources to confirm their existence, mention of then in their own books is no proof.

http://www.janetandjohn.com/

The same goes for anything you quote from YOUR book, just because it say is in there does not make it so.

YOU may truly believe that one book, but just quoting it does not actually offer any proof of anything.

I have my book, but I can show you noodle evidence from independent sources supporting the existence of a Noodle based deity.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

What has the Bible, a collection of lies and myths, got to do with finding the true way?

I consider this to be the the single most offensive post I have seen. The very essence of God is Truth.

Look at this verse:

1Pe:1:1: Peter, an apostle of Jesus Christ, to the strangers scattered throughout Pontus, Galatia, Cappadocia, Asia, and Bithynia,

Now all those awkwardly named places existed and Peter did write his letters from there. We know because Landover has some of the envelopes with stamps on them in the Museum as proof.

You must therefore confess that there is nothing at all mythical about The Holy Bible which is filled with factness.

Look at this verse:

Da:4:4: I Nebuchadnezzar was at rest in mine house, and flourishing in my palace:
Da:4:5: I saw a dream which made me afraid, and the thoughts upon my bed and the visions of my head troubled me.

Are you saying Nebuchadnezzar was mythical and no one ever dreams?

My suggestion is that you broaden your diet away from noodly things.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Your No Wronderful Being But a Troll You know nothing of the True way girl Have you ever read the Bible?

What has the Bible, a collection of lies and myths, got to do with finding the true way?

[Miss April]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Jo Feddie, Thank you for introducing me to this wonderful being, His Noodlyness and showing me the only true way

Your No Wronderful Being But a Troll You know nothing of the True way girl Have you ever read the Bible?

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Jo Feddie, Thank you for introducing me to this wonderful being, His Noodlyness and showing me the only true way

I can tell you're a young one. You don't know anything about a "wonderful being" and "learning the true way" once you've read Marx, Dworkin, and Foucault.

[MissEnema]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Jo Feddie, Thank you for introducing me to this wonderful being, His Noodlyness and showing me the only true way

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

The Bible is not a fairy tale. Are there any fairies in it? No. Well, with the exception of Sodom and Gomorrah, but that was to illustrate a moral lesson.

IF there is so much so-called "evidence" of the FSM of which you speak, how come the leading scientists in the world support Literal Biblical Creation? Even the atheists and God-Mockers don't support the FSM theory of creation. Richard Dawkins, the Anti-Christ himself, doesn't believe in God...nor the FSM.

Evidence from Hubble

“A colleague told me of the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
At first, frankly, as a professional astronomer, I was skeptical. What scientific proof does Bobby have of the existence of His Noodlyness, or must I take it on faith alone (as, of course, I do with the theory of evolution).
But then I thought back to one of our pictures taken with the Hubble Space Telescope; you can see it at:

This picture shows the nebula IC 4406, which as you can see is filled with Noodly structures! Not only does this image scientifically PROVE the existence of the FSM, I believe it shows His home in space.”
–Howard Bond, Ph.D.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

A common mistake. A unicorn is a completely different creature from a horse.

De:33:17: His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

Job:39:10: Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Isa:34:7: And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

Note the cloven hooves and also the shaggy mane. This prevented atheists from selling horses as unicorns - God thought of everything when He created them.

Check out the hoofs

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Pardon? the unicorns was said to be a horse with a single horn, and as such would have had a non-cloven hoof that is solid like that of a horse

A common mistake. A unicorn is a completely different creature from a horse.

De:33:17: His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

Job:39:10: Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Isa:34:7: And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

Note the cloven hooves and also the shaggy mane. This prevented atheists from selling horses as unicorns - God thought of everything when He created them.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

I think the dictionary you use must give different meaning for the words logical and truth to mine. I think someone is playing a joke on you and swapped the definitions round for illogical and lies

For once I agree with you misguided Pirate self in that DICTIONARIES ARE INDEED STOREHOUSES OF LIES AND PROPOGANDA!

Dictionaries are not the result of the hard work of human scholars studying language, but rather THEY HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY INTELLIGENT INSECTS AND ARTHOPODS OF ALL VARIETIES! Under the instructions of GHOST SHARK, millions of insects have coalesced together to create dictionaries, thus spreading LIES AND PROPOGANDA against SPACESHIP JESUS and therein infesting SCHOOLS AND UNIVERSITIES WITH ILLUSION!

Intelligent social insects such as TERMITES, BEES, and ANTS form not only complex social systems with differing castes, but grand architecture as well, for AFRICAN TERMITE MOUNDS GROW OVER 10 FEET TALL and act as antennas spreading lies and deceit at the WILL OF GHOST SHARK. These insects have written and published dictionaries, thus controlling how the human race defines words and how they know how words came about. DO NOT TRUST DICTIONARIES!!!

It is of no surprise that Etymology, the study of word origins and Entomology, the study of insects, go hand in hand. Dictionaries spread lies about word meanings and origins. The word "Etymology" shows that Insects are responsible for dictionary creation, and illusions manifested by Ghost Shark Psychic Control only buffer false consciousness on this subject!

"NOAH WEBSTER" never existed, as a human at least, but that is the name a TEAM OF INTELLIGENT SPIDERS used in compiling the first dictionary. WEBSTER = WEB. The first dictionary was printed on spider silk, and these spiders carried dictionaries to librariers and schools and planted them in book collections so that future generations of human beings would be mislead by FALSE INSECT DOCTRINE. Later editions were the work of BEES, TERMITES, and ANTS, all working together under the Queen, who herself is a lieutenant to GHOST SHARK'S ANIMAL ALLIANCE in the attempted extinction of the human race.

Spelling BEES were created by Bees, hence the name. DEVIOUS BEE PROPOGANDA INFESTED SCHOOLS TO ENCOURAGE YOUNG CHILDREN TO SWALLOW GHOST SHARK DICTIONARY LIES, and make them recite/memorize words in order to brainwash human beings in their young, impressionable years. STOP NATIONAL SPELLING BEE IMMEDIATELY! Boycott all school spelling bees and write letters to your school district demanding an END TO SPELLING BEES and explain to them the TRUTH BEHIND THE PURPOSE OF SPELLING BEES!!! We are being manipulated by Insects and this needs to stop. WAKE UP PEOPLE AND STAMP OUT ALL FORMS OF INSECT WORSHIP!!!!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Unicorns have cloven hooves.

Pardon? the unicorns was said to be a horse with a single horn, and as such would have had a non-cloven hoof that is solid like that of a horse