[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Faith is one thing but to claim that Jesus was a historical person is another

And we can turn that on your head and say "Faith is one thing, but to claim that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a historical entity is another"

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

And we can turn that on your head and say "Faith is one thing, but to claim that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a historical entity is another"

But the difference is I KNOW the FSM is our creator, and I have just as much hard evidence to back me up as you do to back up your fairy tale.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

But the difference is I KNOW the FSM is our creator, and I have just as much hard evidence to back me up as you do to back up your fairy tale.

The Bible is not a fairy tale. Are there any fairies in it? No. Well, with the exception of Sodom and Gomorrah, but that was to illustrate a moral lesson.

IF there is so much so-called "evidence" of the FSM of which you speak, how come the leading scientists in the world support Literal Biblical Creation? Even the atheists and God-Mockers don't support the FSM theory of creation. Richard Dawkins, the Anti-Christ himself, doesn't believe in God...nor the FSM.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

The Bible is not a fairy tale. Are there any fairies in it? No. Well, with the exception of Sodom and Gomorrah, but that was to illustrate a moral lesson.

IF there is so much so-called "evidence" of the FSM of which you speak, how come the leading scientists in the world support Literal Biblical Creation? Even the atheists and God-Mockers don't support the FSM theory of creation. Richard Dawkins, the Anti-Christ himself, doesn't believe in God...nor the FSM.

Do you want me to point you in the direction of the many Academic Endorsements for the teaching of FSM in schools?

“ One of the most exciting developments in fundamental physics in the last twenty years has been the development of so-called “String Theory.” In String Theory, all fundamental sub-atomic particles are visualized and described mathematically as microscopic vibrating strings. Although as yet unproven, many physicists believe that String Theory has the potential to become the long-sought “Theory of Everything,” through which the fundamental physical nature of all matter and forces will become understood.


Obviously String Theory IS correct, although misnamed (a secular humanist conspiracy perhaps?). As NOODLE Theory clearly unambiguously reveals, He has created the fundamental subatomic particles that form all matter in this universe in His own quivering image! You, me, the Earth, the stars…everything in the universe…are all built of trillions of tiny jiggling noodles, microscopic copies of our Divine Saucy Maker. Truly He is everywhere and in all things!
Boy-oh-Boyardi and Ramen!“
–Steve Lawrence, PhD

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

You grossly misrepresent what String Theory really is. Let me guess you think M-Theory stands for Monster Theory, right? String Theory is just a schizophrenic crackpot solution to all the holes in the Standard Model, we all know that.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

As for Richard Dawkins , he is nothing more then a puppet of the IPU cult

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

As for Richard Dawkins , he is nothing more then a puppet of the IPU cult

I always considered him a puppet for Satan. What is the IPU cult? Educate me, matey.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

I always considered him a puppet for Satan. What is the IPU cult? Educate me, matey.

The Cult of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

The Cult of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

Is that some sort of deviant homo rights organization? You don't need to tell me...I'd rather not hear anymore!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Is that some sort of deviant homo rights organization? You don't need to tell me...I'd rather not hear anymore!

• Appearance - The Invisible Pink Unicorn is both invisible and pink, a deliberate contradiction which forms the basis of the entire religion. Some claim that the IPU is only truly invisible to non-believers, while others claim that this is simply wishful thinking mixed with hallucinations. Some say that the IPU looks invisible, but feels pink, while others say that she is pink but impossible to look at.
• Holy Days - All holy days of all religions are considered to be holy days by the IPU. Special importance is placed upon 1 April, which should be set aside as a day for spreading the word of the IPU.
• 42 - The IPU's followers generally agree that the number 42 has some sort of significance.
• Socks - The laundry room is the shrine of the IPU, and some believers may be blessed by 'visitations in their laundry', while others may find that the IPU has left holes in their socks with her horn.
• Epithets - Followers of the IPU will often include phrases such as 'Peace Be Unto Her', 'Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves' and 'May Her Hooves Never Be Shod', sometimes abbreviated as acronyms, after the IPU's name.
• The Purple Oyster - Said to once have been a minion of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, the Purple Oyster of Doom was cast out of the green pastures and into the sea after having tried to convince atheists that the IPU preferred pepperoni and mushroom pizza. The Purple Oyster is said to lead non-believers towards destruction, and is thus remarkably similar to Satan.
• Dislike of Theists and Non-Believers - The IPU is said to cast theists and those who don't believe in her into the Great Pile of Manure, where dwarves will nibble at their kneecaps and the Purple Oyster will force-feed them pepperoni and mushroom pizzas.

I mean have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

I mean have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous?

LOL that is ridiculous!

How could people reject the logical truth of Christianity and buy into that scam?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

How could people reject the logical truth of Christianity

I think the dictionary you use must give different meaning for the words logical and truth to mine. I think someone is playing a joke on you and swapped the definitions round for illogical and lies

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

• Epithets - Followers of the IPU will often include phrases such as 'Peace Be Unto Her', 'Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves' and 'May Her Hooves Never Be Shod', sometimes abbreviated as acronyms, after the IPU's name.

I mean have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous?

Unicorns have cloven hooves.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Unicorns have cloven hooves.

Pardon? the unicorns was said to be a horse with a single horn, and as such would have had a non-cloven hoof that is solid like that of a horse

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

I think the dictionary you use must give different meaning for the words logical and truth to mine. I think someone is playing a joke on you and swapped the definitions round for illogical and lies

For once I agree with you misguided Pirate self in that DICTIONARIES ARE INDEED STOREHOUSES OF LIES AND PROPOGANDA!

Dictionaries are not the result of the hard work of human scholars studying language, but rather THEY HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY INTELLIGENT INSECTS AND ARTHOPODS OF ALL VARIETIES! Under the instructions of GHOST SHARK, millions of insects have coalesced together to create dictionaries, thus spreading LIES AND PROPOGANDA against SPACESHIP JESUS and therein infesting SCHOOLS AND UNIVERSITIES WITH ILLUSION!

Intelligent social insects such as TERMITES, BEES, and ANTS form not only complex social systems with differing castes, but grand architecture as well, for AFRICAN TERMITE MOUNDS GROW OVER 10 FEET TALL and act as antennas spreading lies and deceit at the WILL OF GHOST SHARK. These insects have written and published dictionaries, thus controlling how the human race defines words and how they know how words came about. DO NOT TRUST DICTIONARIES!!!

It is of no surprise that Etymology, the study of word origins and Entomology, the study of insects, go hand in hand. Dictionaries spread lies about word meanings and origins. The word "Etymology" shows that Insects are responsible for dictionary creation, and illusions manifested by Ghost Shark Psychic Control only buffer false consciousness on this subject!

"NOAH WEBSTER" never existed, as a human at least, but that is the name a TEAM OF INTELLIGENT SPIDERS used in compiling the first dictionary. WEBSTER = WEB. The first dictionary was printed on spider silk, and these spiders carried dictionaries to librariers and schools and planted them in book collections so that future generations of human beings would be mislead by FALSE INSECT DOCTRINE. Later editions were the work of BEES, TERMITES, and ANTS, all working together under the Queen, who herself is a lieutenant to GHOST SHARK'S ANIMAL ALLIANCE in the attempted extinction of the human race.

Spelling BEES were created by Bees, hence the name. DEVIOUS BEE PROPOGANDA INFESTED SCHOOLS TO ENCOURAGE YOUNG CHILDREN TO SWALLOW GHOST SHARK DICTIONARY LIES, and make them recite/memorize words in order to brainwash human beings in their young, impressionable years. STOP NATIONAL SPELLING BEE IMMEDIATELY! Boycott all school spelling bees and write letters to your school district demanding an END TO SPELLING BEES and explain to them the TRUTH BEHIND THE PURPOSE OF SPELLING BEES!!! We are being manipulated by Insects and this needs to stop. WAKE UP PEOPLE AND STAMP OUT ALL FORMS OF INSECT WORSHIP!!!!