[Nobar King]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Why do your parents allow you to play so much? They must really hate you to have abandoned you to some computer game. Jesus has called you here for a reason, Son! Be prepared to see THE LIGHT! This might be the best day of your life. Do you have a Bible nearby?

[Wehard]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

I play Runescape aswell. I PvP 90% of my time in the new Bounty Hunter. It is ORGASMIC. I love it. Bounty Hunter controls my life, because I let it. All I think about is dropping a kid for full Bandos, it makes a tent in my pants. I even skip school sometimes to play, IT IS THAT AMAZING. If I am going to hell over the love of my life then let it be.

[Sally nickname]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

alright, after rereading some threads on this forum, and coming to my senses, I apologizes for my outburst, I have quit runescape for good, for indeed, it is nothing but witchcraft, and its bad for the soul, not to mention, it takes away time that I could very well spend reading the good book. I will get down on my knees, and beg Jesus to forgive me, can I have my old nickname back now? lol, being called sally is a little.......fruity and God doesn't like fruits.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

hmm, alrighty then, this forum is nothing but a bunch of religous, bible thumping, hypocrites, I mean seriously, one guy keeps telling you to donate to this forum, or your burning in hell, on the top forum, it says unsaved unwelcomed, but I kinda find that odd, since Jesus himself sat with sinners, and ate with them.........lol, this forum made me laugh, thanks.

any rs players readin this, I need 2000 ****** bones away for ** *******, i'll purchase ******* *** **.

We are filled with the Love of Jesus, harlot! That's REAL love!

And may I as who invited you here? Don't you have a floor to scrub?

[Sally nickname]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

hmm, alrighty then, this forum is nothing but a bunch of religous, bible thumping, hypocrites, I mean seriously, one guy keeps telling you to donate to this forum, or your burning in hell, on the top forum, it says unsaved unwelcomed, but I kinda find that odd, since Jesus himself sat with sinners, and ate with them.........lol, this forum made me laugh, thanks.

any rs players readin this, I need 2000 ****** bones away for ** *******, i'll purchase ******* *** **.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Takes a Fag to know a fag, you fag, gatorade owns u.


Ill shove your bible so far up your ass and make it penetrate your lungs but youd like that fag.


you phail


DIE



DIE



DIE

What does Gatorade have to do with this?

[Nobar King]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

You really know how to hurt an old man's feelings. I don't cry very often but I'm tempted to do so, now. I hope you don't talk to your dad like that.

[Alexdreamz]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

More proof that Runescape makes you gay.

Takes a Fag to know a fag, you fag, gatorade owns u.


Ill shove your bible so far up your ass and make it penetrate your lungs but youd like that fag.


you phail


DIE



DIE



DIE

[Nobar King]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

More proof that Runescape makes you gay.

[Alexdreamz]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Hello I play runescape because i am a lonley human i make my character a girl just to seek the attention of older men, so they can comfort me and if i get really lucky engage in cyber intercourse with them, im a bad bad girl(boy really) is it wrong to go seeking attention of men?


Why believe in 1 god when i can believe in 3

Saradomin, Guthix, and Zamorak,

RUNESCAPE FTW

WUT WUT IN MY BUTT


anyone up for a GWAS trip? For all you insane holy rollers that probably abuse meth all day GWAS@@@@@@ is god wars where we go in runescape to worship gods bandos, armadyl, zamorak, and saradomin.

Yall are more then welcome to join us we can teach you how to do the brew and get some armadyl done so you can get a AGS and go kill ppl in the wilderness.

http://www.runescape.com/

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[limpwristedtroll]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

In World of Warcraft (moar like World of WHOREcraft, amirite amirite?) Players can strip down until they're naked and perform sexual acts. Lets not forget that players can also roll a whorelock to summon lustful succubus with the Hellfire spell. You have a WoW ministry, and I am very dissapointed about how many homers now chase after children in the game.

And now you focus on Runescape? Do not forget that you can worship evil gods in this game, but please do something about Whorecraft first.

[Dumpy1991]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

D p a1991 :l

[Nobar King]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

WHat was it before?

[Dumpy1991]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Why was my name changed to Dumpy1991 :l

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

How nice, someone must have just received a reading assignment for her 11th grade english class.

I was thinking the same thing, Brother. In fact, I'm sure she even spelled her name correctly when she signed satan's bloody contract to take her soul in exchange for endless character leveling.