[John Bois Ward]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Honestly...
From what I've read, the creator of the thread has obviously never played the game. Oh, and, you MUST go and write another rave about World of Warcraft, Silkroad, Guild Wars, etc. Okay, just about every game.

It seems the problem here is not RuneScape as such, but actually yourselves, condemming others who you could be saving. Also Youtube, they must be a problem too letting the videos of pixels mating. Oh God, save us all... From Youtube!

And I must say, it shames me to see "Christians" (or rather "Baptists"?) writing about things such as paying on paypal. You seem as bad as Iago in Shakespeare's play Othello.

How nice, someone must have just received a reading assignment for her 11th grade english class.

[Bob4God]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Honestly...
From what I've read, the creator of the thread has obviously never played the game.

True Christians don't have to try something to know that it's evil, we only have to listen to what JESUS tells us in the Bible! It's pretty obvious with games such as these.

"Abstain from all appearance of evil." -1 Thessalonians 5:22

[undergroath]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Honestly...
From what I've read, the creator of the thread has obviously never played the game. Oh, and, you MUST go and write another rave about World of Warcraft, Silkroad, Guild Wars, etc. Okay, just about every game.

It seems the problem here is not RuneScape as such, but actually yourselves, condemming others who you could be saving. Also Youtube, they must be a problem too letting the videos of pixels mating. Oh God, save us all... From Youtube!

And I must say, it shames me to see "Christians" (or rather "Baptists"?) writing about things such as paying on paypal. You seem as bad as Iago in Shakespeare's play Othello.

[pitlicker]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Um, let me get back to you on this one.

Dear pitviper1080,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Posting skills of a gamertard
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Friend,

Your career on our Godly website will be shortlived if you continue like this.

Yours in Christ,

Wide-Open

Selling me your Religion is now working i think i will go catholic

[Wide-Open]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

you wanna hybrid deathmatch? full rune/ahrims whip dagger mages book master wand and defender no vengance?

Um, let me get back to you on this one.

[pitlicker]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

rofl jesus and his worshippers getting d'dossed hahahha

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*

come play with the true belivers of the lord himself jesus christ

[pitlicker]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Friend, have you been drinking?

I don't understand a word of your post.

Proverbs 26:6
He that sendeth a message by the hand of a fool cutteth off the feet, and drinketh damage.

why am i a foot cutting off fool?
you wanna hybrid deathmatch? full rune/ahrims whip dagger mages book master wand and defender no vengance?

[Wide-Open]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

ill sell u my soul for 70m. thats good price. if u try to scam me ill report to jagex. add me in game meet world 112 Edgy bank i be their all day

Friend, have you been drinking?

I don't understand a word of your post.

Proverbs 26:6
He that sendeth a message by the hand of a fool cutteth off the feet, and drinketh damage.

[pitlicker]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Little girl, you may not believe in God, but He believes in you. Hell is chock full of surprised people like you.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

ill sell u my soul for 70m. thats good price. if u try to scam me ill report to jagex. add me in game meet world 112 Edgy bank i be their all day

[rsisbetterthangod]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Why worship a false god in Jesus, when you could choose a more realistic god on SATANIC LINK DELETED

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

I enjoyed this delicious piece of sarcasm.

Where? You have to link to it or we won't know what thread you're talking about. Is it in the jokes thread?

Anyway, now that you're here, I recommend you introduce yourself. What Church do you attend? What's your real name? Favorite Bible verse?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

I registered to just to inform you all how much I enjoyed this delicious piece of sarcasm. The constant pointing towards Paypal (It'll give you eternal salvation! *wink wink*) was the icing on the cake.

By the way... I am a True Jew™

which is, I assume, why it would be difficult for you to part with money?

[frappie]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

I registered to just to inform you all how much I enjoyed this delicious piece of sarcasm. The constant pointing towards Paypal (It'll give you eternal salvation! *wink wink*) was the icing on the cake.

By the way... I am a True Jew™

[GoonGod]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

Little girl, you may not believe in God, but He believes in you. Hell is chock full of surprised people like you.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

You should write fiction novels. You're pretty good by the look of it. and then maybe you can advertise paypal at the end of each page in hopes you'll raise enough money to round up a few young red heads by the name of ronald whos appearance "is enough to make even the straightest of men harbor gay thoughts." And then you can turn these gay thoughts into real physcial sexual abuse, that would take place through the anal cavity.


P.s

<--- what a s***box hahaha

<--- what a maddog.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR!

You guys are a joke.

If any of you so called pastors walked into a church here and started this non-sense babbling of satan worshipping through video games, people would look at you like you all were nut cases. Does that mean all those people are "going to hell"? Absolutley not.

We were raised with enough manners not to show up somewhere uninvited and attack people's beliefs.

I believe that all of you know the bible, and want to save and bring people to god, but you should know realize that all you are doing is making an entire community laugh at you.

We are passionate about The Bible and we don't care if people laugh at our faith. Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Sure I do agree that some video games are over the top. Filled with rape and horrible things, but you've chosen to attack a childrens game. Why? because it has an element of magic? because kids enjoy it? No one forces you to worship satan in this game, it is based on forming a community and helping each succeed. Your link to the video has a simple explanation.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Sounds like God doesn’t care for witchcraft. We are merely trying to save souls.

SOME KIDS ARE LOST. You've seen it already here on these forums. That absolutley does not represent everyone who plays this game.

Back to your so called methods of bringing people to god. First off, Jeb you created this thread for what purpose? You're saying your one goal is to bring people to Jesus? How exactly are you helping bring people to god? This thread was made out of your own amusement, and to the amusement of this so called church. I bet you feel so smug having these people follow you around like you're actually an important resource.

I believe Brother Jeb created this thread on landoverbaptist.net to share his thoughts with his fellow True Christians. But thanks again for coming on here and attacking us for our beliefs.

As for the sick comments from every other "Christian" on here about damning us all to hell, that's just sad. What gives you the right to judge people and their path through life? You have no power over whether or not these kids are going to hell. Your assumption that they are is borderline ignorant. Half of the posts on here are little 14 year old kids mocking you. Your replies to their immaturity shows you know nothing about bringing people to God.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

I believe in god. I have my own relationship with him. He is within every part of my life. I don't get on runescape to worship satan, or forget who my savior is. It is a hobby. Just like your hobby is to post on these forums. Get over it.

Another cafeteria style Christian who picks what he/she wants to believe and ignores those passages that make life difficult. Please continue judging us.

Stop trying to make farfetched assumptions that runescape is Satan. People are evil. Not games.

It is the interaction between people and sinful things that is evil. Romans 6:13 Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

Jesus died on the cross for all of our sins. Don't forget that.

Don't forget: John 5:14 Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.