[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I sort of enjoyed the feeling of having an orgasm over a bunch of pixels dying and giving me a hilt.

Could a member of the Game Pride Parade please translate this sentence for me?

[Black_Lover]

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Please help,
I am so glad to find a site so open to helping those with runescape problems. Last year, a friend peer pressured me into playing runescape by putting a gun to my head. At first I hated it, but could not do anything to stop him. He is bigger, stronger, and was going to rape me. Now, I am addicted to this game. He made me masturbate to a monster named "Zilyana" while he watched. I don't know what to do. Being a guy, I don't like masturbating, especially in the presence of another man. Or so I thought. I sort of enjoyed the feeling of having an orgasm over a bunch of pixels dying and giving me a hilt. Please, I need your help with getting over this problem. I went to confession already but I would like some more outside help.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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This is accusation is sick. Harry Potter is a damn childrens book! And i quite good one at that.

Um, what has that to do with Runescape?

And christianity is not the only religion in the world!

No. There are many false religions.

Every religion claims it is the only true religion. So how can anything other than Christianity be based in reality?

Are you saying you damn people who read Harry Potter?

We don't damn anybody. God does. He damns to Hell those who reject Him and practice witchcraft; reading fantasies about witchcraft are a first step in that direction.

Will people rot in hell just because they might not belive in your damn god?!

Yes. Read the Bible.

Are all people who do not live exactly according to the bible, EVIL?! Cause you're pretty much saying all the people in the world are "EVIL"!

They're unsaved, and therefore God will send them to Hell.

Well let me tell you something! Just because most people will not follow the exact same rules as you doesn't mean they ARE EVIL!

In God's view, it means they are kindling. Sinning against God is evil. You don't have to agree with His Laws, you just have to follow them. All of them. All the time. Always.

People are DIFFERENT!!!! ACCEPT IT!!!!

People who aren't Christians go to Hell!!!! ACCEPT IT!!!!

Just because a person is GAY doesn't mean they worship SATAN or anything else "evil"!!!!

No, it means that they are abominations before God, and worthy of execution and eternal damnation. Haven't you read the Bible?

If this is truly what you think you are all RACISTS!!!!!!

"Gay" is a race now?

Is this how you see all muslims and that they should end like this?! ---->

That's how we see Muslim terrorists. I suppose you think we should let them blow up our buildings and kill our children in the name of "celebrating diversity" and "respecting their culture"?

[Moses*]

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I hate all of these movies/shows coming out trying to make things like witchcraft to be okay. They are just trying to make these types of things seem good to us... and slowly everyone will think these things are okay.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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sorta, as in partially. i am a beleiver and follower of god, yet i harbour some doubts in that scientidic part of my mind that refuse to go away.

I was being honest with myself. now, the topic if you will.

Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum. Jesus has called you here for a reason, son. Let us bring you closer to Him.

[sorta saved]

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sorta, as in partially. i am a beleiver and follower of god, yet i harbour some doubts in that scientidic part of my mind that refuse to go away.

I was being honest with myself. now, the topic if you will.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Attempt to evade the question....failed. If in doubt, sling insults eh?

What does "sorta saved" mean? Is that like "sorta pregnant?"

Jesus doesn't look kindly upon half-assed heathens. In fact, He pukes them out, and sends them straight to hell!

Revelation 3:15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[sorta saved]

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Attempt to evade the question....failed. If in doubt, sling insults eh?

[John Bois Ward]

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Greetings my misguided brothers, it seems that someone has befuddled your mind.

Having been a player of runescape for many years now, i must say that some of the things you are trying to say are false. I will start by pointing out that witchcraft is, to my eye, only bad when it is beleived and pursued for that beleif. There is nothing wrong with 2 little boys prentending to hurl lightning at each other in the name of fun, so long as they do not beleive they are doing real magic.

Now, runescape. "That's right: between learning how to summon demons and mix potions, they are learning all sorts of deviant liberal sexual positions, in full-3D!"

This line actually made me laugh, because i have never seen a time when i have ever summoned a demon in runescape ( i tend to slay them more), as for potions, do you cook? its the same thing in runescape, there is no blood of the virgin or anything like that, simply roots leaves and berrys. You could simply be making an ancient medicine andt he same steps would be involved. as for sexual positions, what you see in taht video is NOT a sexual position, but rather a combonation of a rope climbing emote performed by runescape resident mine, and a use of the camera position. THIS IS A CHILDRENS GAME, THERE ARE LITTLE BOYS WITH SICK MINDS.

My6 runescape associates are eager for your responce.

Nerd.

[sorta saved]

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Greetings my misguided brothers, it seems that someone has befuddled your mind.

Having been a player of runescape for many years now, i must say that some of the things you are trying to say are false. I will start by pointing out that witchcraft is, to my eye, only bad when it is beleived and pursued for that beleif. There is nothing wrong with 2 little boys prentending to hurl lightning at each other in the name of fun, so long as they do not beleive they are doing real magic.

Now, runescape. "That's right: between learning how to summon demons and mix potions, they are learning all sorts of deviant liberal sexual positions, in full-3D!"

This line actually made me laugh, because i have never seen a time when i have ever summoned a demon in runescape ( i tend to slay them more), as for potions, do you cook? its the same thing in runescape, there is no blood of the virgin or anything like that, simply roots leaves and berrys. You could simply be making an ancient medicine andt he same steps would be involved. as for sexual positions, what you see in taht video is NOT a sexual position, but rather a combonation of a rope climbing emote performed by runescape resident mine, and a use of the camera position. THIS IS A CHILDRENS GAME, THERE ARE LITTLE BOYS WITH SICK MINDS.

My6 runescape associates are eager for your responce.

[Nobar King]

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Notice how I didn't complain about slander in the 'raping bunnies' comment? That's because the accusation was completely un-imaginable. It's so far out of the ordinary that no one could really take it seriously. No judge would hear a case of slander with only that accusation.

[John Bois Ward]

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YOU RACIST BASTARD!!!!!!!!! Hope you have fun raping bunnies you RAPIST!!!!

That would never happen. According to Leviticus 11:6, the rabbit is unclean, and so we avoid all contact with such creatures.

[Nobar King]

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I'm sorry, I missed the part about raping baby rabbits. That's wrong, too, but not as wrong as breaking any of the ten commandments.

[KatSofiaSH]

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YOU RACIST BASTARD!!!!!!!!! Hope you have fun raping bunnies you RAPIST!!!!

[Nobar King]

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Yes.