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  • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

    Originally posted by baptitst View Post
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    • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

      Some friends of mine are vegetarians, but now I am not allowed to be friends with them any more, Daddy said I am not allowed to be. He gives me lots of meat so I will be good for God, but I also have some vegetables with the meat, is that ok?
      xxx Kat xxx

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      • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

        Originally posted by KittyKat View Post
        Some friends of mine are vegetarians, but now I am not allowed to be friends with them any more, Daddy said I am not allowed to be. He gives me lots of meat so I will be good for God, but I also have some vegetables with the meat, is that ok?
        As always, the Bible (KJV1611) has a lot to say about vegetables as well as most things in our lives. Regarding eating fruits and vegetables, here are some general comments:

        Genesis 1:29 allows every plant yielding seed, and every tree with seed in its fruit

        Romans 14:2 warns not to eat just vegetables

        Proverbs 15:17 suggests that we use herbs

        Genesis 43:11 allows honey, pistachio nuts and almonds

        1 Samuel 25:18 prepares raisins, figs and grain

        Ezekiel 4:9 permits wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and emmer

        While okra is not mentioned specifically in the Bible (KJV1611), I personally think it is a slimy and vile plant that was probably corrupted by Monsanto. While a bit off topic, anchovies are another cause for some concern as they may have had their rectums infested by demons.
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        • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
          While a bit off topic, anchovies are another cause for some concern as they may have had their rectums infested by demons.
          Brother, I had never considered this.

          Could it be a factor in the high number of colon demons in cities along the east and west coasts, where 'good' pizza with anchovies is common?


          I understand that once a man has colon demons, he becomes eager to receive anal intercourse. Fortunately, I have never had . . . anchovies.
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          • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Brother, I had never considered this.

            Could it be a factor in the high number of colon demons in cities along the east and west coasts, where 'good' pizza with anchovies is common?


            I understand that once a man has colon demons, he becomes eager to receive anal intercourse. Fortunately, I have never had . . . anchovies.
            While it had not occurred to me until you mentioned it, there is certainly some correlation there Reverend Rodimer. I certainly remember the homer "Stonewall" riots in New York in the 1960's, and we can't forget the "White Night" homer riots a decade later in Sin Fran Sissyco. The vile anchovy has been around diets for thousands of years, and was popular with the Romans (who were early persecutors of Christians), and the papist Italians (known for their buggery). It has all the markings of a tool of Satan.
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            • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

              If we are not supposed to eat animals then why did God make them out of meat?

              YIC

              Jack
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              • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

                GLORY!!!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

                  And now look what the radical vegetarians are up to: They want to start a cult!

                  Federal Court Says Veganism May Qualify as a Religion.

                  In perhaps an enlightened decision a federal court has declared that a secular philosophy or practice may be strong enough to classify as a religion.

                  In Chenzira v. Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Center, (SD OH, Dec. 27, 2012), an Ohio federal district court held that a hospital customer service worker may be able to show that her employer’s refusal to accommodate her vegan beliefs amounted to religious discrimination under Title VII and state anti-discrimination laws. Plaintiff was fired for refusing to be vaccinated against the flu. She claimed that the discharge violated her religious and philosophical convictions because as a vegan she would not ingest any animal or animal by-products. In refusing to dismiss the complaint, the court, rejecting defendant’s argument that veganism does not qualify as a religion, said:

                  The Court finds it plausible that Plaintiff could subscribe to veganism with a sincerity equating that of traditional religious views…. The Court’s conclusion is further bolstered by Plaintiff’s citation to essays and Biblical excerpts.


                  The from the crazy ability to extract near any world view from the bible aside, what do you think of this? Would it be better to broaden the definition of a religion? Would it be better to eliminate religious exclusion? As our culture continues to become more diverse what allowances can we serve that will maximize local freedoms yet maintain protection of civil rights and public good?

                  Having to take a flu shot to prevent illness in others seems more important than preventing the ingestion of the egg products needed to make flu vaccines.

                  I do notice in my own vegtarian daughter that she promotes a high “ick” factor in being around meat-based food products–I can’t stir a veggie dish with a spoon that has stirred a stir fry with meat. The smell of bacon is now repulsive. No doubt to help bolster her distaste both publicly and privately. How does that relate to exposure in the work place? Is a moral choice absolute? Is a very small bit of egg product once a year really a travesty against veganism? How is a Christian vegan superior to a secular vegan?

                  As religious people continue to hybridize their beliefs church dogma will change. How are we to deal with that?

                  Finally, I wonder why people would remain in a job that is counter to their beliefs? I refuse to work for the military industry–no, I am not against the military per se but don’t do well within the culture. I would also refuse to work for a church. Any job is not right for me. If were to work for a publishing firm that I discovered a year into the job was viciously conservative, I would quit or if desperate for money, keep my head low, while I looked for another job.

                  Yet…???
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

                    Well I wholeheartedly support anybody who is wise enough not to get vaccinated, but I sure as heck don't support that little lady's wacko vegan belief system. Do we have to capitalize Vegan now, since it's a religion?

                    I, for one, am glad the court recognized that Veganism is a religion, because this means our guarantee of the separation between church and state will (theoretically) prevent Obamacare from forcing me to eat vegetables instead of steak!
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                    • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

                      Now then, who is this "Dunce Machine" I see posting here, and why can't I find in introductory thread from this person?

                      I can't help but think her screen name is meant to be some kind of twisted homage to me, so I'd really appreciate her posting an introductory thread in the Introductory Forum so I can at least get to know something about the person who is so cruelly lampooning me.
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                      • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

                        Can I just ask, what is your opinion on fur, on animal abuse (Like keeping a dog in the shed and barely feeding it) and on murder?
                        Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                        17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                        • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

                          Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
                          Can I just ask, what is your opinion on fur, on animal abuse (Like keeping a dog in the shed and barely feeding it) and on murder?
                          We follow God's Word on this and all things. He created the animals for us to use as we see fit, with the only exception being fornicating with them. Which seems reasonable.

                          Go back and read this thread from the start. Learn something.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Cr

                            Oh please. Eat your cholesterol if you want, but eat it quietly. Do we continually shout at you for being "evil"?
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Cr

                              Originally posted by Why:IsTheQuestion View Post
                              Oh please. Eat your cholesterol if you want, but eat it quietly. Do we continually shout at you for being "evil"?
                              So you join their forum to tell them to stop telling you what to do?

                              Do you see the hypocrisy in your own actions, yet?

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                              • Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                We follow God's Word on this and all things. He created the animals for us to use as we see fit, with the only exception being fornicating with them. Which seems reasonable.

                                Go back and read this thread from the start. Learn something.
                                I apologise for my mistake, Pastor Ezekiel.
                                Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                                17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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