[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

Cool story bro.

I'll just sit here and laugh at you more.

I pity everyone on this forum's sad, sad, lives.

Well I don't pity you. In fact, Jesus and I are going to be laughing our asses off at you while you are sodomized by every demon in hell.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

Cool story bro.

I'll just sit here and laugh at you more.

I pity everyone on this forum's sad, sad, lives.

Thanks for living up to the thread title!



I'm sure that some people see it and think, wow, could it really be that bad?

It is, it is!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dunce Machine]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

I pity you your future of unending torment at the hands of our loving God. And the fact that you're a hypocrite.

At least, I pity you now. The Bible tells me that I will be so happy in Heaven that I won't be able to resist laughing at your torture, along with Jesus.

You --> <-- me with Jesus

Why doesn't subject us to unending torment right now? Why play it out? for being ominpotent, and ompresent, he sure does take forever in getting anything done. At least satan gets temptation in all day erry day. I think it's funny how you monothiests are so closed minded and prone to contradiction xD

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

Why doesn't subject us to unending torment right now? Why play it out? for being ominpotent, and ompresent, he sure does take forever in getting anything done. At least satan gets temptation in all day erry day. I think it's funny how you monothiests are so closed minded and prone to contradiction xD

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Dunce Machine]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

But you are so strong in your faith! Ezekiel! show my the truth of the lord's words. Or you can just ban people that can provide a thret to your way of thinking. Anyways, all I did was ask a few simple questions, And if you follow the word of god TO THE LETTER why don't you reflect on this?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30),The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8).

I believe most users that have posted here all fall under this list. Yes? And most of you break forum rules :/

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

Why doesn't subject us to unending torment right now? Why play it out?

Because He doesn't want to.

for being ominpotent, and ompresent, he sure does take forever in getting anything done.

He destroyed New Orleans pretty effectively, after giving the homosexuals and voodoo priestesses ample opportunity to repent.

I think it's funny how you monothiests are so closed minded and prone to contradiction xD

How have I contradicted myself?

[Dunce Machine]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

Because He doesn't want to.


He destroyed New Orleans pretty effectively, after giving the homosexuals and voodoo priestesses ample opportunity to repent.


How have I contradicted myself?

But he hates us with the passion of 1,000,000 homosexuals engaging in the most slippery of butt sex. So he doesnt kill us now, because he simply doesnt want to? That doesn't make much sense... But I'm the crazy one right?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

But he hates us with the passion of 1,000,000 homosexuals engaging in the most slippery of butt sex. So he doesnt kill us now, because he simply doesnt want to? That doesn't make much sense... But I'm the crazy one right?

Right!

Why doesn't it make sense?

God allows you an entire lifetime on Earth to repent of your sins and come to Him.

If you choose not to, then He resurrects you at Judgment and burns you alive for all eternity.

The point is, you have the opportunity to repent and to choose Heaven.

And yes, you're the crazy one, since you'd rather have a few years of "slippery buttsex" than an eternity serving God in Heaven.

[Dunce Machine]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

Right!

Why doesn't it make sense?

God allows you an entire lifetime on Earth to repent of your sins and come to Him.

If you choose not to, then He resurrects you at Judgment and burns you alive for all eternity.

The point is, you have the opportunity to repent and to choose Heaven.

And yes, you're the crazy one, since you'd rather have a few years of "slippery buttsex" than an eternity serving God in Heaven.

You want to spend and ETERNITY serving god? What would he have you do? Take out the trash? Pick up the dry cleaning?

[matmcfad]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

You want to spend and ETERNITY serving god? What would he have you do? Take out the trash? Pick up the dry cleaning?

They shall hunger no more, neither thirst any more; neither shall the sun light on them, nor any heat. For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes (Revelation 7:16, 17)

This sounds a lot better to me than burning in perdition while being sodomized repeatedly for all eternity.

[Dunce Machine]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

They shall hunger no more, neither thirst any more; neither shall the sun light on them, nor any heat. For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes (Revelation 7:16, 17)

This sounds a lot better to me than burning in perdition while being sodomized repeatedly for all eternity.

So being in the presence of god is what you all are ultimately hoping to achieve?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

So being in the presence of god is what you all are ultimately hoping to achieve?

What else is there?

[matmcfad]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

So being in the presence of god is what you all are ultimately hoping to achieve?

Some liberal heathen has led you astray in thinking you have a choice. You will either be in the presence of God's love or his brimstone fury for ever and ever. I can only pray you pick the right one.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

So being in the presence of god is what you all are ultimately hoping to achieve?

What could be better?

And do you think it would be better to be thrown into God's Lake of Fire, burned alive forever, with no chance to escape, and not even the sweet release of death to look forward to?

As for what we'd do . . . praise Him, sing songs for Him, bask in His perfection.

[baptitst]

Re: Vegetarians Exposed: Anti-Jesus, Anti-American, Bestiality Crazed

Praise the Lord I found you guys! I hate vegetarians. They are the lowest and weakest form of humanity. I've been living on an only meat diet for the past two years now and it feels fantastic. The doctor told me I will die soon if I don't stop but I said to him I don't care as long as it will make me good in the eyes of the lord.

Vegetarians are week and feeble minded. God has no place for weak and feeble minded people, no matter what they do or believe.

Have any of you ever tried human meat? I have twice. This twat came to my door who was trying to get me to donate to an animal saving charity. I said 'you wouldn't happen to be a vegetarian, would you?' and he smiled said 'well actually yes'. I lost it then. I punched his face and beat the living shit out of him. I knocked him out and then later I ate him. Also my sister had a baby and she asked me to babysit and I ate that as well. You guys should try human meat. I've also eaten dog, cat, rats (SO good) and birds. I tend to kill all my food myself because its easier and cheaper that way.

Fucking vegetables. They're made of sin. Why would God give us such a wonderful ecosystem of animals if we weren't supposed to harness them in any way? Shove that up your pipe, vegetarians.