[Jo Freddie]

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And you will never.

I am not new age, nor am I a hippie. In the past I delved into the hippie lifestyle and experimented with new and strange beliefs, but now my head is on straight and SPACESHIP JESUS PROVIDES A CLEAR PATH for me to follow.

Translation:
The last hit was so good Mad Prophet Helmholtz never came down and is lost in an eternal trip

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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i don't even know what that means. is that some kind of new age hippie bullshit.

And you will never.

I am not new age, nor am I a hippie. In the past I delved into the hippie lifestyle and experimented with new and strange beliefs, but now my head is on straight and SPACESHIP JESUS PROVIDES A CLEAR PATH for me to follow.

[eliot mayfield]

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my father was god but i'm still arab/jewish/african/native american. you know all of the good stuff!!!

You're claiming to be Jesus?

[my_new_friend_Jesus]

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When your father is God, I don't think you are ethically classifiable.

my father was god but i'm still arab/jewish/african/native american. you know all of the good stuff!!!

[my_new_friend_Jesus]

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Listen to what is unspoken.

i don't even know what that means. is that some kind of new age hippie bullshit.

[eliot mayfield]

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When your father is God, I don't think you are ethically classifiable.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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haha...they did it again. my name indicated the historical ethnicity of jeebus not his disposition. unbelievable......

Quit believing everything you hear on TV. You have to see and read between the lines. Listen to what is unspoken. TELEVISION STATIONS POWERED BY GHOST SHARK PSYCHIC NEURAL NETWORK EXTEND ALL ACROSS THE VIRGO CLUSTER OF GALAXIES IN ATTEMPTED DOMINATION OF UNIVERSAL INFORMATION MONOPOLY.

[my_new_friend_Jesus]

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Jesus was no Joo-Boy.

Get over it.

as if being jewish is somehow undesirable. we have no choice what ethnicity we are born into.

[Talitha]

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Jesus was no Joo-Boy.

Get over it.

[my_new_friend_Jesus]

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Oh yes, everyone is out to get you. You, You You. The one person on the entire board being prosecuted. Who do you think you are, Jesus on a cross?

Grow up, this is an adult discussion board about Jesus, God an the KJV

haha...they did it again. my name indicated the historical ethnicity of jeebus not his disposition. unbelievable......

[James Hutchins]

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you know it's not surprising they edited your post. they edited my user name. it was originally my_best_friend_jesus. i thought it quite flattering that user name.

Oh yes, everyone is out to get you. You, You You. The one person on the entire board being prosecuted. Who do you think you are, Jesus on a cross?

Grow up, this is an adult discussion board about Jesus, God an the KJV

[my_new_friend_Jesus]

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I don't hate Jesus, and I'm not spitting in any gods face, as there is no god, so actually I am spitting in your CULTS face, and yes, I am aware this website is made to troll atheist/Jews/Catholics/etc. Oh, and you keep editing my post to trick me, but as long as I know the truth, it is fine, you can all be eaten by the worms when you die

you know it's not surprising they edited your post. they edited my user name. it was originally my_best_friend_jesus. i thought it quite flattering that user name.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Joseph Stalin...A Totalitarian Atheist
Pol Pot...A Totalitarian Atheist
Vladimir Lenin...A Totalitarian Atheist
Mao Zedong...A Totalitarian Atheist
Rosie O'Donnell...A Totalitarian Atheist

I'd hate to be in your company!

[Brother Lazarus]

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Not all coffee keeps you awake, however let me reverse that order to please you, napping, coffee.

See, spend time here and you learn something. Now learn something important.

Jesus also hates people that steals his muffins.

God did warn about stealing.

I also like this sig of mine, Yippy!

Vanity is a sin. Jesus hates sin.

And, this argument about my afterlife is invalid, seeing as you have your views and I have mine.

The only view that matters is the view of Jesus.

There is no way you can make me feel bad about being a Atheist,

What matters is that Jesus feels bad about you being an atheist and will send you to Hell.

same for me making you feel bad about being a Christian.

Why would I fell bad about being a True Christian? Jesus has Saved me for All Eternity!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Not all coffee keeps you awake, however let me reverse that order to please you, napping, coffee.

Jesus also hates people that steals his muffins.

I also like this sig of mine, Yippy!

And, this argument about my afterlife is invalid, seeing as you have your views and I have mine. There is no way you can make me feel bad about being a Atheist, same for me making you feel bad about being a Christian.

If you had any moral compass at all, you would feel deep humilation and shame at having spent your life spiiting in Christ's loving face. Athesim is nothing but a religion of lies and hatred.

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26